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Illinois just picked off McSorley with under a minute left in the first half. UI trying to get some points before halftime.

 

pretty even game

This game was kind of shitty at first, but damn Illinois making it watchable here in the last 10 minutes.  Driving for 3 or 7

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1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

This game was kind of shitty at first, but damn Illinois making it watchable here in the last 10 minutes.  Driving for 3 or 7

syracuse has a good RB apparently

Pedo St up 21-17 at the half.  Gladewater's own Lovie Smith has Illinois at 2-1.  Fear the beard.

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PSU run defense is dog shit. Dobbins gonna run wild next week. 

penn state looks pretty pedestrian on offense as well they are massively overrated just like Wisconsin was

Pedo doing all they can to allow the Illini a celebration in the showers after the game.

good gawd, worst throw possible nets 15 penalty yards.  Sometimes its just your night.

That’s a weak PI call.

Not as weak as one that went the other way in the first quarter. 

Illinois takes the lead, 24-21 on a td pass.

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12 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

penn state looks pretty pedestrian on offense as well they are massively overrated just like Wisconsin was

On pace for 650 yards at halftime. 

Can't tell if Rosacea chunk guy and fratty Latino guy are winking about the lesbian show in front of them... or if they're preparing to kiss each other also.

Just keep running the ball. Sanders at 178 with 3 tds after that one. 

I wonder if Illinois fans are pissed that the end zone orange doesn't match the orange uniforms?

1 hour ago, Waterface said:

Can't tell if Rosacea chunk guy and fratty Latino guy are winking about the lesbian show in front of them... or if they're preparing to kiss each other also.

dissed boyfriend young nick cage sobbing on the right.

trying to squeeze that Hall & Oates past us. Think again, producer.

I can’t believe he held onto that ball. 

how the fuck did he avoid fumbling. He got pederolled.

3 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

dissed boyfriend young nick cage sobbing on the right.

Latitude-faced Asian guy at middle left definitely has someone's forefinger in his bum. Pretty epic photo all around.

 

DeMarco Murray just can't believe how unbelievable everybody is.

53 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Pedo St up 21-17 at the half.  Gladewater's own Lovie Smith has Illinois at 2-1.  Fear the beard.

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I'm assuming that he was born in Gladewater because Big Sandy did not have a hospital

1 minute ago, DeadArmadillo said:

I'm assuming that he was born in Gladewater because Big Sandy did not have a hospital

"Big Sandy's own" would sound like a Vajayjay reference.

Does that DB have an oven mit on his hand?

Lovie Smith is putting in some goddamn work on that beard....

 

He looks like he took the whole month of December off to avoid losing vacation days.

4 minutes ago, Soul Glo said:

Lovie Smith is putting in some goddamn work on that beard....

 

He looks like he took the whole month of December off to avoid losing vacation days.

Huh?

This announcing crew. They have called at least half a dozen players by the wrong name and called Illinois Syracuse at the start of the game. 

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I thought the Syracuse comment was intentional because of the uniforms.  This damn game is over.  Turn around and hit the showers Illini!

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

I thought the Syracuse comment was intentional because of the uniforms.  This damn game is over.  Turn around and hit the showers Illini!

I assumed it was intentional at the time. After they kept calling players by the wrong name i became less certain. 

Illinois looking like Illinois in this 4th quarter. 

7 hours ago, heso said:

I assumed it was intentional at the time. After they kept calling players by the wrong name i became less certain. 

Called them Wisconsin too, on a punt early in the game. It's almost enough to make me watch this crew every week to see if that's just their thing.

Ohio State should shred PSU, I don't see them working out their many defensive issues in one week. And McSorley can be forced into mistakes.

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