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#1

Yes. Yes I do.

Nibs housing it, defense going no lube, Arch with the best game of his life, Baxter is back, and we are at home against an Italian Commodore. 

Caldwell may starts and the home crowd better be salty!

I have to believe. We have to believe.  What's the fucking point otherwise?

Let's fucking GO!

#5

Is beating Vandy a miracle? Well beating Kentucky and Mississippi State kind of felt like miracles so why not?

#10

Our fans should storm the field if we're able to pull out a win against the mighty Vanderbilt

#12

Wait, there wasn't a stupid Texas! Fight! thread this week was there? I don't remember seeing it, and I usually remember because my eyes hurt from rolling so far back in my head each week when I see it.

So we didn't have that thread and our offense finally woke up and we had one of the greatest comeback wins in program history (please pay no attention to the opponent). At this point, if this is accurate, we can all agree to kill that stupid tradition, right?

#13
Yes. Yes I do.
Nibs housing it, defense going no lube, Arch with the best game of his life, Baxter is back, and we are at home against an Italian Commodore. 
Caldwell may starts and the home crowd better be salty!
I have to believe. We have to believe.  What's the fucking point otherwise?
Let's fucking GO!

Ah hell, why not, I’ve fapped to worse!
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#15
4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Wait, there wasn't a stupid Texas! Fight! thread this week was there? I don't remember seeing it, and I usually remember because my eyes hurt from rolling so far back in my head each week when I see it.

So we didn't have that thread and our offense finally woke up and we had one of the greatest comeback wins in program history (please pay no attention to the opponent). At this point, if this is accurate, we can all agree to kill that stupid tradition, right?

What are you rambling about?

Texas fucking Fight!

All day every day until we die!

#16

We can win this game at home, then two weeks to prepare for the last away game, I choose to believe 

#17

If Vegas believes we are the favorites, then it's not a miracle when we win the game, is it?

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#18
9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Wait, there wasn't a stupid Texas! Fight! thread this week was there? I don't remember seeing it, and I usually remember because my eyes hurt from rolling so far back in my head each week when I see it.

So we didn't have that thread and our offense finally woke up and we had one of the greatest comeback wins in program history (please pay no attention to the opponent). At this point, if this is accurate, we can all agree to kill that stupid tradition, right?

Ye of no school spirit. Of course, we had a stupid Texas! Fight! thread for MSU.

#21

Those of us who enjoyed the Shock the Nation tour in our senior year on The 40 will always believe.

Vandy is just the next step

#23

I need someone to talk me out of betting my entire net worth on Vandy +2.5. We’re giving points in this game???? That’s insane. Literally fucking insane. 

#26
45 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Diego Pavia, from New Mexico, is Italian? 

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They got a Buca di Beppo in Albuquerque don't they?  Are we really gonna split hairs here? 

That New Mexican guido is gonna wish he never left there. 

Figlio di puttana!

#27
2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Diego Pavia, from New Mexico, is Italian? 

Happy Penn Badgley GIF by Lifetime

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#28
1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Those of us who enjoyed the Shock the Nation tour in our senior year on The 40 will always believe.

Vandy is just the next step

That Cotton Bowl, tho.

#30

Fucking hated Jim Tressel's 2002 and 2003 OSU teams because it seemed like they barely squeaked out wins against almost any opponent they had. By the skin of their teeth, one team won a natty and the other finished 11-2.

I want Texas to be like those teams.

#31

I will be at DKR and I will be salty as fuck.

I just still can't believe that we went from preseason #1 with a Heisman candidate QB to being excited to see the backup QB and hoping we can pull off a miracle against...  *checks notes*  Vanderbilt...

But I do think we're gonna get this one.  The defense rebounded from its last bad outing by stonewalling ou.  So let's stonewall Vandy.

 

Edited by TexArcher

#32
7 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

They got a Buca di Beppo in Albuquerque don't they?  Are we really gonna split hairs here? 

That New Mexican guido is gonna wish he never left there. 

Figlio di puttana!

True, they've got an Olive Garden too

#33
5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

True, they've got an Olive Garden too

They've got uniforms and everything.  It's really great.

#36
8 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

18 posts. Almost dead. We can do it.

THAT'S IT! YOU KNOW OF COURSE SIRRAH, THIS MEANS WAR !

So Huckle ... Last night, I aggressively buggered your mom in the arse then wiped my rather prodigious cock not just on her drapes but on your pillow before I left! Tonight I am taking her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Your name shall figure prominently on Beuregarde's signage this week.

#37
7 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

So Huckle ... Last night, I aggressively buggered your mom in the arse then wiped my rather prodigious cock not just on her drapes but on your pillow before I left! Tonight I am taking her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

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#40
9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Someon on that team has got to be Italian. 

Racist!

Wait.. wut?

You know this is Murican football right?

Edited by BurntEyes

#41
40 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

Tonight I am taking her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Dorothy Mantooth?

#42
19 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Racist!

Wait.. wut?

You know this is Murican football right?

American Calcio.

#43
47 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

THAT'S IT! YOU KNOW OF COURSE SIRRAH, THIS MEANS WAR !

So Huckle ... Last night, I aggressively buggered your mom in the arse then wiped my rather prodigious cock not just on her drapes but on your pillow before I left! Tonight I am taking her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Your name shall figure prominently on Beuregarde's signage this week.

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#44
9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

What are you rambling about?

Texas fucking Fight!

All day every day until we die!

HOOK ‘EM HIGH LIKE AN EAGLE SOARS!

#50
10 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Those of us who enjoyed the Shock the Nation tour in our senior year on The 40 will always believe.

Vandy is just the next step

Freshman year here.  Damn, that was fun.  Damn, we are old.

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