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Go fuck yourself bitch. Herman and the Horns turned the season around against USC

Hey, fuck you, you analytically astute fuck!!! Wouldn't it be nice if we didn't lose, doe?

All I have to say is fuck that fat mofo and his TCU.

It worked last time. I'll un neg when we win. 

 Can we have nude avatars on this new website? I believe there is a function for people to turn off the avatars so why not 

6 hours ago, Zavala said:

I'll un neg when we win. 

Won’t be necessary if OP honors his bet with Radiologyhorn. 

7 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Go fuck yourself bitch. Herman and the Horns turned the season around against USC

USC is nobody. Worse than Tulsa. I enjoyed watching that win but if you take anything more than the fact that we are better than USC and only USC from it you might need to open your eyes a little more. 

8 hours ago, Tailleur17 said:

By a lot.

Good talk, Russ. 

11 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

USC is nobody. Worse than Tulsa. I enjoyed watching that win but if you take anything more than the fact that we are better than USC and only USC from it you might need to open your eyes a little more. 

Hey, they beat Wazzu

Shitty thread.

ou SUCKS!

aggy eats goat ass!

 Screw the frogs!

 Hook em! 

8 hours ago, Tailleur17 said:

By a lot.

I never liked you

By a lot.

You’re talking about Aggy right? Since you are a troll
1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

USC is nobody. Worse than Tulsa. I enjoyed watching that win but if you take anything more than the fact that we are better than USC and only USC from it you might need to open your eyes a little more. 

If you think usc is worse than Tulsa then you are the clueless one who needs to open their eyes. Jesus what a horrible take, unless my sarcasm meter is horribly calibrated. 

2 hours ago, Your Mom said:

USC is nobody. Worse than Tulsa. I enjoyed watching that win but if you take anything more than the fact that we are better than USC and only USC from it you might need to open your eyes a little more. 

They looked pretty good beating a good WSU team last night and JT Daniels was impressive. If you really think Tulsa is better than them you are a raging moron. We be 3-1 after today and will be meeting my 9-3 expected at the quarter pole

Kind of hornfansy in this thread

USC is nobody. Worse than Tulsa. I enjoyed watching that win but if you take anything more than the fact that we are better than USC and only USC from it you might need to open your eyes a little more. 
USC isn't good but they are not worse than Tulsa. Stop.

Should we lose...probably

Should we lose by a lot....no

But Maybe....

11 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Go fuck yourself bitch. Herman and the Horns turned the season around against USC

Your first sentence is brilliant and I’d subscribe to its newsletter if it had one. 

Your second sentence is fucking terrible, and I say that even after adjusting for you being a hopeless romantic and easy mark for any type of evangelist. Get a hold of your life. 

3 hours ago, SomeoneYouKnow said:

Isn't OP Aggy?

Yes

Win or lose, the OP is such a little twerp. 

Win or lose, the OP is such a little twerp. 


Crowdsource the mother fucker.

The F’ing loser posted this crap and then disappeared. The minute Aggy won their game by coming within 22 of Alabama, the low-life is back posting. Wish Stern would have scored. Our gl offense sucks. Funny Aggie. 

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Who’s going to start the reverse jinx thread next week tho

25 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

Who’s going to start the reverse jinx thread next week tho

Shut up you f’in loser. Pathetic Aggy is as pathetic Aggy does. 

bumping for trollness.  

7 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

@Tailleur17 surprised you have not deleted your account yet. 

Once Tailleur17 leaves, Rocks for Jocks will pop up just like at the old house.

1 hour ago, Tailleur17 said:

Who’s going to start the reverse jinx thread next week tho

Ya, good question

3-0 with these threads. That correct?

10 hours ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Your first sentence is brilliant and I’d subscribe to its newsletter if it had one. 

Your second sentence is fucking terrible, and I say that even after adjusting for you being a hopeless romantic and easy mark for any type of evangelist. Get a hold of your life. 

Care to amend your post after today’s big win over TCU?

13 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Your mom is.

Hell no. That win was fucking glorious. I think we beat OU and Kstate. My only point was that USC is ass and is being judged on their name not their current level of play. 

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