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Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff

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7 minutes ago, wood said:

 

His mom seems like quite the whore. 

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Just now, Deej said:

His mom seems like quite the whore. 

That whole family is trash 

14 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

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Well, that’s what whores are for.

Glad we never lost to this little sawed-off shit.

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On 11/1/2025 at 1:31 PM, Vic Mackey said:

D-list version of Johnny Manziel.

Heard someone on espn Houston say he's the Johnny Manziel of Baker Mayfields.

Whenever I see the word whore typed out, I hear that bass guitar from Jane's Addiction

12 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


Knew him well. I was Ole Miss with one of his best friends growing up. He’d come visit a few times a year. He’s always a pretty solid guy. It’s been a while since I’ve hung out with him face to face, but we still text here and there.
That was a whole lot of drugs ago, btw.

That's absolutely cool af, man. He seems like a genuinely good person who just happens to have this knack for comedic timing. His story about doing coke with a taxi driver who picked up a hooker the night before he went on Opie and Andy (I think that's their names? I've never listened to them) and he ended up putting his pants on backwards, then met Darryl Strawberry, and saying he definitely has the nose for all that coke lol. I can't remember the exact line he said, but I busted out laughing 😂

I really don't understand that hate. I love his humor. Is it because he's famous now or something? Dude literally just chills with random people. He talked about how he was invited to a party and he said he would only come if his friend could, and he picked out this random homeless guy who both got af in a limo, and at the party people heard glass break upstairs, ran up there only to see their stuff was stolen and that guy jumped out the window lmao. 

I just...I can't. Him telling stories about growing up are based. What a life, man. I didn't even know he was on some MTV show until years later. The guy seems honest, he's hilarious, and just seems like he would fit right in with the rest of us degenerates. The hate, imo, is unwarranted. It's not like he's Dane Cook (who I don't personally find funny, but I get his hate is stemmed from his meteoric rise to fame in the early aughts because of MySpace, so these older comedians, or I should say old-school comedians hadn't picked up on how to get even more people at their shows unless you were like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, etc. So his "hate" was more jealousy). I think Dane Cook can be funny in some roles, but with Theo it just comes weirdly natural, and almost poetic. He's just so quick-witted, but in this self-deprecating way that I love. 

I dunno, man. If you talk to him anytime soon, tell him he has a fan on here. That's cool as hell that you know one another. All I know is a good friend of mine who's an actor in Hollywood (not anyone remotely famous, but has a solid reputation with famous celebrities that I've met and we've hung out with, and also gets us into invite only party's and whatnot, get to see movies well before they're released to the public, so that's all I've got 🤷‍♂️). 

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30 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

That's absolutely cool af, man. He seems like a genuinely good person who just happens to have this knack for comedic timing. His story about doing coke with a taxi driver who picked up a hooker the night before he went on Opie and Andy (I think that's their names? I've never listened to them) and he ended up putting his pants on backwards, then met Darryl Strawberry, and saying he definitely has the nose for all that coke lol. I can't remember the exact line he said, but I busted out laughing 😂

I really don't understand that hate. I love his humor. Is it because he's famous now or something? Dude literally just chills with random people. He talked about how he was invited to a party and he said he would only come if his friend could, and he picked out this random homeless guy who both got af in a limo, and at the party people heard glass break upstairs, ran up there only to see their stuff was stolen and that guy jumped out the window lmao. 

I just...I can't. Him telling stories about growing up are based. What a life, man. I didn't even know he was on some MTV show until years later. The guy seems honest, he's hilarious, and just seems like he would fit right in with the rest of us degenerates. The hate, imo, is unwarranted. It's not like he's Dane Cook (who I don't personally find funny, but I get his hate is stemmed from his meteoric rise to fame in the early aughts because of MySpace, so these older comedians, or I should say old-school comedians hadn't picked up on how to get even more people at their shows unless you were like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, etc. So his "hate" was more jealousy). I think Dane Cook can be funny in some roles, but with Theo it just comes weirdly natural, and almost poetic. He's just so quick-witted, but in this self-deprecating way that I love. 

I dunno, man. If you talk to him anytime soon, tell him he has a fan on here. That's cool as hell that you know one another. All I know is a good friend of mine who's an actor in Hollywood (not anyone remotely famous, but has a solid reputation with famous celebrities that I've met and we've hung out with, and also gets us into invite only party's and whatnot, get to see movies well before they're released to the public, so that's all I've got 🤷‍♂️). 

Because he is part of the broverse manosphere that through ignorance, at best, normalizes shit that shouldn't be normalized.

14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Because he is part of the broverse manosphere that through ignorance, at best, normalizes shit that shouldn't be normalized.

May I ask what that is, exactly? I honestly don't know. 

1 hour ago, butthurt said:

Heard someone on espn Houston say he's the Johnny Manziel of Baker Mayfields.

Yep sums it up perfectly lol. 

2 hours ago, butthurt said:

Heard someone on espn Houston say he's the Johnny Manziel of Baker Mayfields.

Seth Meyers Yes GIF by PeacockTV

Theo Vonn telling the story about looking for the loose monkeys around Tulane is great.

Best Mexican in college football since Willie Mack Garza.
And Joe Kapp even.

No mames buey. Diego couldnt carry my jock
4 hours ago, butthurt said:

Heard someone on espn Houston say he's the Johnny Manziel of Baker Mayfields.

I Guess If You Say So GIF

Oh and username and stuff.

15 hours ago, williemackgarza said:


No mames buey. Diego couldnt carry my jock

*guey

18 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Because he is part of the broverse manosphere that through ignorance, at best, normalizes shit that shouldn't be normalized.

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Make some more posts about how Arch is off right after throwing a perfect 75-yard TD pass. 

Wonder how many idiots think that is real?  

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45 minutes ago, immamac said:

Wish they wouldn't AI generate the racist stuff. Race related stuff is fine but I think they cross a line here because it's unnecessary and doesn't provide necessary comedic relief. 

Overall funny as fuck though. 

I think they try to go as far outside of the coach/speak post game interview as they can with the shock schtick. Wish they would have put the Warby Parker specs on him. 
 

I grew up hearing way worse directed at me so I did not even realize it was there until you pointed it out. My 12 yo brain was stuck on the "cheeks clapped" comment. Sorry.

20 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Because he is part of the broverse manosphere that through ignorance, at best, normalizes shit that shouldn't be normalized.

can you give me an example of what Theo Von, obvious comic and clear loon, is normalizing?

20 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Theo Vonn telling the story about looking for the loose monkeys around Tulane is great.

The story about one of his neighbors with no arms fighting with his neck gets me every single time. The neck lurch 😂

The story about one of his neighbors with no arms fighting with his neck gets me every single time. The neck lurch [emoji23]

He said they didn’t have any pornos, but they had a guy that would draw them a pussy for $8 on Friday.
3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


He said they didn’t have any pornos, but they had a guy that would draw them a pussy for $8 on Friday.

I remember that!!! He said they were like works of art and everyone was paying that kid 😂😂😂

7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Italian qb's are the worst. 

Really?

ESPN.com: Marino's golden arm changed game

9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Italian qb's are the worst. 

Gino Torretta is offended 

This is what people from New Mexico consider enchiladas. Pavia like New Mexico is an abomination. 

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7 hours ago, F250 said:

This is what people from New Mexico consider enchiladas. Pavia like New Mexico is an abomination. 

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Yes, those are real enchiladas. So much better than bland Tex-Mex nonsense.

And Pavia is a tool. I knew guys just like him. Heck, I used to be just like him, absent the football talent. Trashy. Temu JFF is a good analogy. 

33 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yes, those are real enchiladas. So much better than bland Tex-Mex nonsense.

And Pavia is a tool. I knew guys just like him. Heck, I used to be just like him, absent the football talent. Trashy. Temu JFF is a good analogy. 

Used to?  

12 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Used to?  

Once a culero always a culero, verdad?

54 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yes, those are real enchiladas. So much better than bland Tex-Mex nonsense.

 

That shit looks/is fucking delicious

10 hours ago, F250 said:

This is what people from New Mexico consider enchiladas. Pavia like New Mexico is an abomination. 

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I'd eat the fuck out of that, lick the plate clean. Take a giant shit. Then have another giant helping of that delicious enchilada.

On 11/3/2025 at 11:29 AM, wood said:

 

This is actually her at the Texas game. The look on the kids face is priceless.

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27 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I'd eat the fuck out of that, lick the plate clean. Take a giant shit. Then have another giant helping of that delicious enchilada.

Inspired my dinner option for tonight. Gonna make this type of enchiladas  

I thought Theo Von was Hawk Tua girl's twin brother.

16 minutes ago, Deej said:

I thought Theo Von was Hawk Tua girl's twin brother.

You leave her name out your mouth. 

5 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

You leave her name out your mouth. 

I get it...you like rat-faced girls. 

22 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


He said they didn’t have any pornos, but they had a guy that would draw them a pussy for $8 on Friday.

Demon Copperhead?

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

This is actually her at the Texas game. The look on the kids face is priceless.

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Fuck all of y'all, I would.

While looking at her douche son right in the eyes.

Dennis Reynolds Reaction GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

2 hours ago, Deej said:

I get it...you like rat-faced girls. 

Fair enough, but I do like a good sense of humor. 

2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Fuck all of y'all, I would.

While looking at her douche son right in the eyes.

Dennis Reynolds Reaction GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I did not comment on "would", I was just correcting the twitter image that said that was her in Austin which it was not. Also, I highlighted how the kid was looking at her probably from listening to her during the game.

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I'd eat the fuck out of that, lick the plate clean. Take a giant shit. Then have another giant helping of that delicious enchilada.

You talking about Pavia's Momma again?

33 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

You talking about Pavia's Momma again?

 

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10 hours ago, nnm said:

Yes, those are real enchiladas. So much better than bland Tex-Mex nonsense.

And Pavia is a tool. I knew guys just like him. Heck, I used to be just like him, absent the football talent. Trashy. Temu JFF is a good analogy. 

That whole Southwest/Chihuahua style of food is fucking garbage. Tex-Mex is miles better. 

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