November 3Nov 3 14 minutes ago, BurgleBro said: Well, that’s what whores are for. Glad we never lost to this little sawed-off shit.
November 3Nov 3 Popular Post On 11/1/2025 at 1:31 PM, Vic Mackey said: D-list version of Johnny Manziel. Heard someone on espn Houston say he's the Johnny Manziel of Baker Mayfields.
November 3Nov 3 Whenever I see the word whore typed out, I hear that bass guitar from Jane's Addiction
November 3Nov 3 12 hours ago, Homesickhorn said: Knew him well. I was Ole Miss with one of his best friends growing up. He’d come visit a few times a year. He’s always a pretty solid guy. It’s been a while since I’ve hung out with him face to face, but we still text here and there. That was a whole lot of drugs ago, btw. That's absolutely cool af, man. He seems like a genuinely good person who just happens to have this knack for comedic timing. His story about doing coke with a taxi driver who picked up a hooker the night before he went on Opie and Andy (I think that's their names? I've never listened to them) and he ended up putting his pants on backwards, then met Darryl Strawberry, and saying he definitely has the nose for all that coke lol. I can't remember the exact line he said, but I busted out laughing 😂 I really don't understand that hate. I love his humor. Is it because he's famous now or something? Dude literally just chills with random people. He talked about how he was invited to a party and he said he would only come if his friend could, and he picked out this random homeless guy who both got af in a limo, and at the party people heard glass break upstairs, ran up there only to see their stuff was stolen and that guy jumped out the window lmao. I just...I can't. Him telling stories about growing up are based. What a life, man. I didn't even know he was on some MTV show until years later. The guy seems honest, he's hilarious, and just seems like he would fit right in with the rest of us degenerates. The hate, imo, is unwarranted. It's not like he's Dane Cook (who I don't personally find funny, but I get his hate is stemmed from his meteoric rise to fame in the early aughts because of MySpace, so these older comedians, or I should say old-school comedians hadn't picked up on how to get even more people at their shows unless you were like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, etc. So his "hate" was more jealousy). I think Dane Cook can be funny in some roles, but with Theo it just comes weirdly natural, and almost poetic. He's just so quick-witted, but in this self-deprecating way that I love. I dunno, man. If you talk to him anytime soon, tell him he has a fan on here. That's cool as hell that you know one another. All I know is a good friend of mine who's an actor in Hollywood (not anyone remotely famous, but has a solid reputation with famous celebrities that I've met and we've hung out with, and also gets us into invite only party's and whatnot, get to see movies well before they're released to the public, so that's all I've got 🤷♂️). Edited November 3Nov 3 by William Bludworth
November 3Nov 3 30 minutes ago, William Bludworth said: That's absolutely cool af, man. He seems like a genuinely good person who just happens to have this knack for comedic timing. His story about doing coke with a taxi driver who picked up a hooker the night before he went on Opie and Andy (I think that's their names? I've never listened to them) and he ended up putting his pants on backwards, then met Darryl Strawberry, and saying he definitely has the nose for all that coke lol. I can't remember the exact line he said, but I busted out laughing 😂 I really don't understand that hate. I love his humor. Is it because he's famous now or something? Dude literally just chills with random people. He talked about how he was invited to a party and he said he would only come if his friend could, and he picked out this random homeless guy who both got af in a limo, and at the party people heard glass break upstairs, ran up there only to see their stuff was stolen and that guy jumped out the window lmao. I just...I can't. Him telling stories about growing up are based. What a life, man. I didn't even know he was on some MTV show until years later. The guy seems honest, he's hilarious, and just seems like he would fit right in with the rest of us degenerates. The hate, imo, is unwarranted. It's not like he's Dane Cook (who I don't personally find funny, but I get his hate is stemmed from his meteoric rise to fame in the early aughts because of MySpace, so these older comedians, or I should say old-school comedians hadn't picked up on how to get even more people at their shows unless you were like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, etc. So his "hate" was more jealousy). I think Dane Cook can be funny in some roles, but with Theo it just comes weirdly natural, and almost poetic. He's just so quick-witted, but in this self-deprecating way that I love. I dunno, man. If you talk to him anytime soon, tell him he has a fan on here. That's cool as hell that you know one another. All I know is a good friend of mine who's an actor in Hollywood (not anyone remotely famous, but has a solid reputation with famous celebrities that I've met and we've hung out with, and also gets us into invite only party's and whatnot, get to see movies well before they're released to the public, so that's all I've got 🤷♂️). Because he is part of the broverse manosphere that through ignorance, at best, normalizes shit that shouldn't be normalized.
November 3Nov 3 14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said: Because he is part of the broverse manosphere that through ignorance, at best, normalizes shit that shouldn't be normalized. May I ask what that is, exactly? I honestly don't know.
November 3Nov 3 1 hour ago, butthurt said: Heard someone on espn Houston say he's the Johnny Manziel of Baker Mayfields. Yep sums it up perfectly lol.
November 3Nov 3 2 hours ago, butthurt said: Heard someone on espn Houston say he's the Johnny Manziel of Baker Mayfields.
November 3Nov 3 Theo Vonn telling the story about looking for the loose monkeys around Tulane is great.
November 3Nov 3 Best Mexican in college football since Willie Mack Garza. And Joe Kapp even.No mames buey. Diego couldnt carry my jock
November 3Nov 3 4 hours ago, butthurt said: Heard someone on espn Houston say he's the Johnny Manziel of Baker Mayfields. Oh and username and stuff.
November 4Nov 4 18 hours ago, TwiceHorn said: Because he is part of the broverse manosphere that through ignorance, at best, normalizes shit that shouldn't be normalized. Make some more posts about how Arch is off right after throwing a perfect 75-yard TD pass.
November 4Nov 4 Author 8 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said: A.I Arch Wish they wouldn't AI generate the racist stuff. Race related stuff is fine but I think they cross a line here because it's unnecessary and doesn't provide necessary comedic relief. Overall funny as fuck though.
November 4Nov 4 45 minutes ago, immamac said: Wish they wouldn't AI generate the racist stuff. Race related stuff is fine but I think they cross a line here because it's unnecessary and doesn't provide necessary comedic relief. Overall funny as fuck though. I think they try to go as far outside of the coach/speak post game interview as they can with the shock schtick. Wish they would have put the Warby Parker specs on him. I grew up hearing way worse directed at me so I did not even realize it was there until you pointed it out. My 12 yo brain was stuck on the "cheeks clapped" comment. Sorry.
November 4Nov 4 20 hours ago, TwiceHorn said: Because he is part of the broverse manosphere that through ignorance, at best, normalizes shit that shouldn't be normalized. can you give me an example of what Theo Von, obvious comic and clear loon, is normalizing?
November 4Nov 4 20 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: Theo Vonn telling the story about looking for the loose monkeys around Tulane is great. The story about one of his neighbors with no arms fighting with his neck gets me every single time. The neck lurch 😂
November 4Nov 4 The story about one of his neighbors with no arms fighting with his neck gets me every single time. The neck lurch [emoji23]He said they didn’t have any pornos, but they had a guy that would draw them a pussy for $8 on Friday.
November 4Nov 4 3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said: He said they didn’t have any pornos, but they had a guy that would draw them a pussy for $8 on Friday. I remember that!!! He said they were like works of art and everyone was paying that kid 😂😂😂
November 5Nov 5 9 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Italian qb's are the worst. Gino Torretta is offended
November 5Nov 5 This is what people from New Mexico consider enchiladas. Pavia like New Mexico is an abomination.
November 5Nov 5 7 hours ago, F250 said: This is what people from New Mexico consider enchiladas. Pavia like New Mexico is an abomination. Yes, those are real enchiladas. So much better than bland Tex-Mex nonsense. And Pavia is a tool. I knew guys just like him. Heck, I used to be just like him, absent the football talent. Trashy. Temu JFF is a good analogy.
November 5Nov 5 33 minutes ago, nnm said: Yes, those are real enchiladas. So much better than bland Tex-Mex nonsense. And Pavia is a tool. I knew guys just like him. Heck, I used to be just like him, absent the football talent. Trashy. Temu JFF is a good analogy. Used to?
November 5Nov 5 54 minutes ago, nnm said: Yes, those are real enchiladas. So much better than bland Tex-Mex nonsense. That shit looks/is fucking delicious
November 5Nov 5 10 hours ago, F250 said: This is what people from New Mexico consider enchiladas. Pavia like New Mexico is an abomination. I'd eat the fuck out of that, lick the plate clean. Take a giant shit. Then have another giant helping of that delicious enchilada.
November 5Nov 5 On 11/3/2025 at 11:29 AM, wood said: This is actually her at the Texas game. The look on the kids face is priceless. Edited November 5Nov 5 by DanTheHorn
November 5Nov 5 27 minutes ago, crash_davis said: I'd eat the fuck out of that, lick the plate clean. Take a giant shit. Then have another giant helping of that delicious enchilada. Inspired my dinner option for tonight. Gonna make this type of enchiladas
November 5Nov 5 16 minutes ago, Deej said: I thought Theo Von was Hawk Tua girl's twin brother. You leave her name out your mouth.
November 5Nov 5 5 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: You leave her name out your mouth. I get it...you like rat-faced girls.
November 5Nov 5 22 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: He said they didn’t have any pornos, but they had a guy that would draw them a pussy for $8 on Friday. Demon Copperhead?
November 5Nov 5 1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said: This is actually her at the Texas game. The look on the kids face is priceless. Fuck all of y'all, I would. While looking at her douche son right in the eyes.
November 5Nov 5 2 hours ago, Deej said: I get it...you like rat-faced girls. Fair enough, but I do like a good sense of humor.
November 5Nov 5 2 hours ago, Davis Lane said: Fuck all of y'all, I would. While looking at her douche son right in the eyes. I did not comment on "would", I was just correcting the twitter image that said that was her in Austin which it was not. Also, I highlighted how the kid was looking at her probably from listening to her during the game.
November 5Nov 5 5 hours ago, crash_davis said: I'd eat the fuck out of that, lick the plate clean. Take a giant shit. Then have another giant helping of that delicious enchilada. You talking about Pavia's Momma again?
November 5Nov 5 33 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said: You talking about Pavia's Momma again? whynotboth.gif
November 5Nov 5 10 hours ago, nnm said: Yes, those are real enchiladas. So much better than bland Tex-Mex nonsense. And Pavia is a tool. I knew guys just like him. Heck, I used to be just like him, absent the football talent. Trashy. Temu JFF is a good analogy. That whole Southwest/Chihuahua style of food is fucking garbage. Tex-Mex is miles better.
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