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Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff

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20 hours ago, Nivek said:

So, Love will tear us apart?

 

11 hours ago, dcbc said:

Wait, I thought Love will keep us together?

 

/Whatever

Love hurts. 

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I bet his mommy's pussy stinks.

Wonder if it smells like earring backs? Lol I bet it looks like an old worn out catchers mitt.
7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I bet his mommy's pussy stinks.

I bet it smells like the inside of a Ross store 

14 hours ago, David Dennison said:

It's gonna be funny if he wins the Heisman.

Funnier if he loses it by a narrow margin, and his mom fights the winner's mom.

I don’t blame them for trying. Only one person is crazy enough with no fucks to give about what will happen if he does to force some kind of play in for bubble teams. And we all know who that is. Honestly I don’t care. The committee is a mockery. They don’t even know who played who and where they played. Shocker. 🙄 

Meh. It smacks of desperation. Win your fucking games, Vandy.

 

...amIdoinitrite? Also, has Pavia sued the NCAA for another season of eligibility? What is he in now, his 9th year? His mom still beating up the other moms, but now at the nursing home?

42 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Texas should take them up on the offer.   Sark doesn't do bye weeks well.

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Texas should take them up on the offer.   Sark doesn't do bye weeks well.

Why? We already beat them. 

It wasn't a very good one then

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

If they'd have won their games, they would have had a 13th data point in the SECX3 CCG.  But they didn't, so they don't.

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

This would be awesome. Idk why Miami or Utah (who they supposedly reached out to) wouldn't do this. It's the only shot for all of them.

19 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

This would be awesome. Idk why Miami or Utah (who they supposedly reached out to) wouldn't do this. It's the only shot for all of them.

They probably wouldn't do it because it's dumb. 

On 12/3/2025 at 8:49 AM, satyanash said:

Steve Samra: Diego Pavia calls for Donald Trump to take over College Football Playoff rankings after Vanderbilt snub

 

So, his brother is a hotheaded piece of trash and he is a functional retard.

Got it.

On 12/3/2025 at 4:49 AM, satyanash said:

Steve Samra: Diego Pavia calls for Donald Trump to take over College Football Playoff rankings after Vanderbilt snub

 

Trump would rather deport him than get him in the playoffs 

43 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Trump would rather deport him than get him in the playoffs 

¿Porque no los dos?

17 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I bet his mommy's pussy stinks.

+<Jesus, Johnny gif> 

On 12/3/2025 at 7:39 PM, dcbc said:

Wait, I thought Love will keep us together?

 

/Whatever

Wrong, Tennille 

25 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

This assclown is getting the Heisman isnt he?

He's Johnny Manziel's bastard, so why not?  He'll probably have a NFL career like Johnny too.

6 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

He's Johnny Manziel's bastard, so why not?  He'll probably have a NFL career like Johnny too.

Aren't Johnny and Diego about the same age?

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

It's all hype - Mestemarker is a better QB.  

19 minutes ago, immamac said:

I listened to a podcast with him on bussin with the boys. He seriously has a room temperature IQ. 

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68 or 82 degrees? 

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

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68 or 82 degrees? 

We’re talking Celsius with this guy

Johnny U is rolling over in his grave with his black high top cleats on. 

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We’re talking Celsius with this guy

Don’t give Pavia any endorsement drink ideas.  

This douche will flame out of the NFL in 4 games and end up on reality tv with his shit show family.

"Keeping it Real with The Pavias!"

Johnny foozball will have multiple cameos.

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Just now, MissingInAction said:

This douche will flame out of the NFL in 4 games and end up on reality tv with his shit show family.

"Keeping it Real with The Pavias!"

The whole family is gonna squat in the Heisman House once the NIL checks stop 

25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It's all hype - Mestemarker is a better QB.  

Oh I guess it's for "upperclass" QBs

I would have given it to Haynes King, imo. 

I love how in the Netflix deal he’s like “I don’t believe I can lose” and then you realize it’s because he’s so retarded his mind can’t game out the alternate possibilities. 

Not trying to create labels and get CR or DEI or however some perceive it (not the thread for it), but it pisses me off in a year where a Hispanic/Latino QB actually has a chance to win the Heisman, it could go to a shitbag logo pisser bastard like Diego Pavia instead of a nerdy smart guy like Fernando Mendoza. 

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

Not trying to create labels and get CR or DEI or however some perceive it (not the thread for it), but it pisses me off in a year where a Hispanic/Latino QB actually has a chance to win the Heisman, it could go to a shitbag logo pisser bastard like Diego Pavia instead of a nerdy smart guy like Fernando Mendoza. 

Fernando Mendoza might as well be named Conner Jacobson the way that guy looks. 

12 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Fernando Mendoza might as well be named Conner Jacobson the way that guy looks. 

Latinos come in all colors. From Canelo Alvarez to David Ortiz.

14 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Fernando Mendoza might as well be named Conner Jacobson the way that guy looks. 

His grandparents are Cuban

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Latinos come in all colors. From Canelo Alvarez to David Ortiz.

Oh really? I didn't know that Helobious. So you are saying that just like the US has multiple ethnicities, Spanish speaking countries do too? That's a weird concept. Who knew?

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

His grandparents are Cuban

Yeah I know, my post was just saying most people don't really see the dude as Hispanic. 

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

Not trying to create labels and get CR or DEI or however some perceive it (not the thread for it), but it pisses me off in a year where a Hispanic/Latino QB actually has a chance to win the Heisman, it could go to a shitbag logo pisser bastard like Diego Pavia instead of a nerdy smart guy like Fernando Mendoza. 

I thought he was Italian. 

7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I thought he was Italian. 

Well then let’s just widen the net and say no to Pavia regardless of ethnicity. If he was Italian it makes sense why his mom is a whore because no man has ever taken her out for sushi. 

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