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Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff

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No word on arrests yet. 

 

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

No word on arrests yet. 

 

My word.

So, I could look it up, but is Javier Bardem Hispanic? 

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

No word on arrests yet. 

 

Didn't have IronMan escorting Diego on my bingo card...

Is it me or does Diego look shit-faced.

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Is it me or does Diego look shit-faced.

He always looks that way

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Momma Pavia trying to take Heisman away from Mendoza family… 

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42 minutes ago, nnm said:

No word on arrests yet. 

 

This explains a lot. 
 

Not swinging arms when walking in autism, sometimes called "T-Rex arms," is a common motor difference wherearms stay close to the bodywith bent elbows, often due to sensory needs, coordination challenges (apraxia), ordifficulty with body awareness (proprioception),providing comfort or self-regulation rather than being a consciouschoice, and is linked to broader movement variations seen in autism.
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36 minutes ago, TOR said:

Is it me or does Diego look shit-faced.

That’s just his face 

44 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

This explains a lot. 
 

Not swinging arms when walking in autism, sometimes called "T-Rex arms," is a common motor difference wherearms stay close to the bodywith bent elbows, often due to sensory needs, coordination challenges (apraxia), ordifficulty with body awareness (proprioception),providing comfort or self-regulation rather than being a consciouschoice, and is linked to broader movement variations seen in autism.
Why it happen

"Or he could just be a fucking idiot...historically, that's been the case."

Tony Soprano

12 hours ago, nnm said:

No word on arrests yet. 

 

This smells of Summer's Eve...

Just now, mannewers said:

This smells of Summer's Eve...

Or Drakkar Noir.

I thought Mendoza's speech was fantastic.  Selfless, thankful, gracious, and humble.

For entertainment value, I would have loved to see/hear Pavia's speech.  Probably would have focused on the haters...

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

Or Drakkar Noir.

I thought Mendoza's speech was fantastic.  Selfless, thankful, gracious, and humble.

For entertainment value, I would have loved to see/hear Pavia's speech.  Probably would have focused on the haters...

Mendoza’s speech was honestly one of the best I’ve heard. Because as you wrote it was humble and selfless and thankful. He’s a rare dude (in any walk of life.) his draft stock is way way ⬆️ up now. That’s what you want your franchise QB to sound like. Doesn’t hurt he also has all the physical measurables too. As far as Pavia he will find his way onto a team in the mold of Baker or Russell—he wil get his shot. The result of the Heisman was the right one last night even if I will forever be pissed off about VY and Colt.

Pavia needs to go pro and stay on a roster for 3 years to qualify for an NFL pension.  Then he can get benefits at 55.  So really, about a decade.

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No word on arrests yet. 
 

They walk like they need to go back and wipe better.
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Looks like the icy hot stuntas remake.

Diego Pavia blasts Heisman voters after Fernando Mendoza win: 'F all the voters'

Even the ones that voted for him?

15 hours ago, TOR said:

Is it me or does Diego look shit-faced.

I was thinking he looks 30 years old.

If he does bad in the bowl game and they lose, it’s gonna be great.

Where was his mom during the ceremony?

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

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... and I'll bet they just can't understand why he didn't get more votes and so many people don't like him and his entourage.

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

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He’s an angry elf.  

When I was in high school I recall National Lampoon doing an edition focused on football.

One feature article was the story of three high school friends from Chicago who were part of Northwestern becoming a football power after they decided to start cheating and bought the services of this trio and other teammates.

A few decades later we find that once again true life surpasses fiction in the Diego Pavia playing for Vanderbilt saga.

10 minutes ago, wood said:

... and I'll bet they just can't understand why he didn't get more votes and so many people don't like him and his entourage.

I hope has a draft experience like Shedeur Sanders and the ends up getting cut.

 

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

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N O T H I N G   B U T   .   .   .

 

.  .  .  .  .   C  L  A  S  S  >>>  T  R  A  S  H

20 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I hope has a draft experience like Shedeur Sanders and the ends up getting cut.

18 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

That chucklefuck is draft day kryptonite. I could see the raiders signing him as a free agent to a one year deal.

Yep. I was just telling my kid this earlier. Just like with Shedeur, if you draft this guy you're drafting a whole circus that comes with him. Better be ready to deal with a whole lotta crazy bullshit, 24/7, on and off the field.

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Just let the fucking kid enjoy his 15 mins of fame. He’ll be taking snaps in Winnipeg next year. 

Wait, is somebody gonna waste a draft pick on this guy, seriously?

He's a smaller Johnny Manziel with an even worse attitude.

3 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Just let the fucking kid enjoy his 15 mins of fame. He’ll be taking snaps in Winnipeg next year. 

CFL players are vested immediately and can also retire at 55.  He could be livin' large in an Albuquerque trailer park real soon.

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Wait, is somebody gonna waste a draft pick on this guy, seriously?

He's a smaller Johnny Manziel with an even worse attitude.

I mean, I wouldn't, but NFL teams do all kinds of idiotic shit in the draft every year.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

I mean, I wouldn't, but NFL teams do all kinds of idiotic shit in the draft every year.

Jerrah Jones hasn't done anything stupid in ... hours.  I could see him taking Pinche since he missed out on Johnny 8 Ball.

1 hour ago, TOR said:

CFL players are vested immediately and can also retire at 55.  He could be livin' large in an Albuquerque trailer park real soon.

He'll be in Roswell regaling bar patrons about his encounters with aliens.

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