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Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff

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1 minute ago, nnm said:

 

LOL yeah, I saw that in an article earlier. If he's 6'0", then I'm 6'6". (I'm 6'0")

JFC

 

 

Someone embed the link with the Lollipop Guild song to the Pavia brothers walk down the hall. 

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2 hours ago, Uncle Nate said:

The Latin version of Johnny Manziel, with much less talent. 

That's literally the nicest thing that anyone has ever said about Johnny Manziel on this website.

Maybe Pavia thought that spot on the data form was for IQ.

Maybe he thought it was for stepdads.
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Pavia tries so hard lmao. Such a goofy cornball that Texas smacked down 2 years straight.

1 hour ago, TOR said:

JFC

 

 

I take back what I said about Pavia being Johnny 8-Ball 2.0

Manziel had more class than this POS

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Diego Pavia blasts Heisman voters after Fernando Mendoza win: 'F all the voters'

And so his mom did. 

Edited by Deej

^ did she do that before the vote?

Might explain it.

31 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I take back what I said about Pavia being Johnny 8-Ball 2.0

Manziel had more class than this POS

No he didn't. I think you forgot. 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Pavia tries so hard lmao. Such a goofy cornball that Texas smacked down 2 years straight.

He's not a goofy cornball. He's a douchy piece of shit.

Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

Closing this long apology with a line about the ReliaQuest Bowl is peak hilarity. 
 

 

Being a part of the Heisman ceremony last night as a finalist was such an honor. As a competitor, just like in everything I do I wanted to win. To be so close to my dream and come up short was painful. I didn’t handle those emotions well at all and did not represent myself the way I wanted to. I have much love and respect for the Heisman voters and the selection process, and I apologize for being disrespectful. It was a mistake, and I am sorry. Fernando Mendoza is an elite competitor and a deserving winner of the award. I have nothing but respect for his accomplishments as well as the success that Jeremiyah and Julian had this season. I’ve been doubted my whole life. Every step of my journey I’ve had to break down doors and fight for myself, because Ive learned that nothing would be handed to me. My family has always been in my corner, and my teammates, coaches and staff have my six. I love them — I am grateful for them. — and I wouldn’t want anything to distract from that. I look forward to competing in front of my family and with my team one more time in the ReliaQuest Bowl.

2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

No he didn't. I think you forgot. 

Probably true, bc I'm an old

Both make me ragey with their douchebaginess

24 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Closing this long apology with a line about the ReliaQuest Bowl is peak hilarity. 
 

 

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43 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Closing this long apology with a line about the ReliaQuest Bowl is peak hilarity. 
 

Pavia's agent wrote a nice apology. 

23 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Probably true, bc I'm an old

Both make me ragey with their douchebaginess

Yeah, both are jackasses but Manzel wins the comparison with Hookers and Blow. He was, and still is, a real shitheel. 

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Pavia's agent wrote a nice apology. 

Yep. A last-ditch effort to keep his 'possible late-round NFL draft pick' from setting fire to any draft chances he might have had.  Probably too late though.

3 minutes ago, wood said:

Yep. A last-ditch effort to keep his 'possible late-round NFL draft pick' from setting fire to any draft chances he might have had.  Probably too late though.

Yeah, any team considering buring a draft pick on him just got a glimpse into his true character.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Pavia's agent wrote a nice apology. 

ChatGPT (and I think Grok and probably others) uses those em dashes a lot when it shits something out. 

Closing this long apology with a line about the ReliaQuest Bowl is peak hilarity. 
 
 

Ain’t the first time he’s come up short.
What was his mom wearing

Theo Vonn.

Glad we can close the book on this guy with that video. Perfect ending to his relevancy. Although, him and his brothers will probably make a podcast and barstool chads will prop him up for a couple years

3 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Yeah, both are jackasses but Manzel wins the comparison with Hookers and Blow. He was, and still is, a real shitheel. 

There's nothing wrong with hookers and blow.

11 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Closing this long apology with a line about the ReliaQuest Bowl is peak hilarity. 
 

 

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The whole Pavia love affair was only because none of the people who adored him had lived around or met trashy New Mexicans.   
 

However, his behavior is why I love trashy New Mexicans.  

10 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Yeah, both are jackasses but Manzel wins the comparison with Hookers and Blow. He was, and still is, a real shitheel. 

This game ain't over yet, tho.

11 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

There’s a New Mexico?

Yes.  It's like New Coke.

10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, any team considering buring a draft pick on him just got a glimpse into his true character.

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Pavia coming to a bar event near you.   Get your tickets now before they sell out. 

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His Heisman outfit looks like he raided Helobious' closet.

48 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yes.  It's like New Coke.

But with meth.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

This game ain't over yet, tho.

But, will Diego even get an NFL stage to out-douche his mentor?

1 hour ago, Matagorda said:

The whole Pavia love affair was only because none of the people who adored him had lived around or met trashy New Mexicans.   
 

However, his behavior is why I love trashy New Mexicans.  

I've said it before but native New Mexicans are a uniquely peculiar kind of crazy. I had one family member by "marriage" that was bat shit and have know a few in my life. 

Think of that one odd ball in some group your in that everyone just shakes their head at, or the distant family member which causes everyone eye brows to raise when they hear they're comming to an event. 

That's pretty much the entire state, particularly the poorer part. 

9 minutes ago, baboso said:

His Heisman outfit looks like he raided Helobious' closet.

We have a winner

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3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

That's pretty much the entire state, particularly the poorer part. 

So everywhere but Sante Fe?

Just now, DFW Horn said:

So everywhere but Sante Fe?

Hah!  The rich ones are 'eccentric' rather than crazy.

Nice place, tho.

4 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

But, will Diego even get an NFL stage to out-douche his mentor?

Are you unfamiliar with the work of Jerrah Jones, Jimmy Haslam, Michael Bidwell or Woody Johnson? 

To name a few?

Tldr: Probably 

21 minutes ago, baboso said:

His Heisman outfit looks like he raided Helobious' closet.

Isn't that just the clearance rack at Wal-Mart?

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