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Herman gets it rolling starting today. Roaches go squish. Get your horns up.

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Weirdly the weather is showing 0% chance of rain. 

Sounds like it is humid in Austin today.  4 towels and a halftime shirt change

Yep. Pretty much cleared out by 5 this morning.

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45 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sounds like it is humid in Austin today.  4 towels and a halftime shirt change

5 shirts by breakfast for Patterson

Finally, a real thread. 

TEXAS!

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“(TCU) is like a bunch of cockroaches. It’s not what they eat and tote off, it’s what they fall into and mess up that hurts.”

Fuck these cockroaches, let's send these assclowns home with a L.

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Posted this in the other thread but... anyone interested in 2 free nosebleed tickets for the game? The tickets can not be resold otherwise I would sell them. I will have to text you the tickets. PM me.

breaking from the transitive properties desk......

 

4th quarter starting:

3-0 Gopher 13

2-1 Turtle    35

Texas is going to win this game, I can feel it.

I am already lit up awaiting the kick, pissed because the weather scared me out of smoking a brisket and I picked TCU to win in the game prediction bread.

All that is bullshit, TEXAS is going to win.  Damn I wish I was there.

 

 

34 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

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That fucker has some teenage attitude, I like it!  He knows this program needs some attitude.  It happens today.

 

ponies go to OT with navy

navy first possession 7

smu scores a TD after a 4th and 1 conversion

smu goes for 2

31 smu

30 navy

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

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Let’s put their band up there. Thanks. /CDC

Pay that man.  Pay that man his money.

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

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Let’s put their band up there. Thanks. /CDC

Perfect.

My body is ready.
Mine is getting buzzed already, kickoff can't come soon enough

I can't believe CDC did that to the toad band, but I love it.. [emoji869]

USC band was up there too, along with all visitors. That's the norm now.

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Radical Larry !!!!  That shit is awesome.  LOVE IT!

We gonna to kick their asses.

 

2 minutes ago, thepop said:

USC band was up there too, along with all visitors. That's the norm now.

Came to say this

 

I'm going to be 100% honest......If CDC asks, I would probably sex him.  No homo.

Let’s fucking go Texas get this shit done

This is a weird feeling. It’s TCU, we’re dogs, but I’m feeling serious fucking rage, like nuke these fucking cunt roaches. That once in a generation, shake Bellmont’s foundations, scream for three hours, stomp concrete like you’re going to prison tomorrow.   

We’re gonna win. 

2 minutes ago, EtOH said:

This is a weird feeling. It’s TCU, we’re dogs, but I’m feeling serious fucking rage, like nuke these fucking cunt roaches. That once in a generation, shake Bellmont’s foundations, scream for three hours, stomp concrete like you’re going to prison tomorrow.   

We’re gonna win. 

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1 minute ago, EtOH said:

This is a weird feeling. It’s TCU, we’re dogs, but I’m feeling serious fucking rage, like nuke these fucking cunt roaches. That once in a generation, shake Bellmont’s foundations, scream for three hours, stomp concrete like you’re going to prison tomorrow.   

We’re gonna win. 

Damn right!!!!  This is going to be the most epic fucking crushing of a cockroach ever witnessed.  Crunch is all you are going to hear.

 

WTF?  soy boy with huge legs?  That has to be a photoshop.  He needs some upper body reps on the bench.

13 minutes ago, EtOH said:

This is a weird feeling. It’s TCU, we’re dogs, but I’m feeling serious fucking rage, like nuke these fucking cunt roaches. That once in a generation, shake Bellmont’s foundations, scream for three hours, stomp concrete like you’re going to prison tomorrow.   

We’re gonna win. 

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1 hour ago, Rustic Horn said:

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 Maybe I have always been in a drunken stupor, but I don’t ever recall seeing them bring Bevo bucking out of the tunnel like that.  Pretty fucking awesome 

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