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30 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

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Let’s put their band up there. Thanks. /CDC

Lol. I thought that pic was a random internet photo demonstrating a point. That’s for real?!!

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  • Well... i missed the entire second half of this game.   My old man who is currently residing with me due to some health issues decided that halftime was an opportune time to let his sugar go way too l

  • Today was fun. I miss football being fun. 

For any of you fuckers at the game, make sure you register for the bone marrow donation registry if you haven't already registered. You could be the one person to save someone's life and be a hero.

It's time,  you guys have fun at the game.

Taking my drunk ass to the couch and get this shit started.  

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

For any of you fuckers at the game, make sure you register for the bone marrow donation registry if you haven't already registered. You could be the one person to save someone's life and be a hero.

Also check yo nuts for cancer gents and have your lady check her cans but not necessarily at the stadium. 

What the fuck was Ricky just talking about on the pre-game show??? He actually makes money doing horoscopes?

1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

...have your lady check her cans but not necessarily at the stadium. 

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Just now, Lhorn said:

Also check yo nuts for cancer gents and have your lady check her cans but not necessarily at the stadium. 

She can check at the stadium. There are co-eds on hand to assist as well.

I'm mad about this baseball game going into extra innings, but that error thou...

Another reason this game will slam and go hard: a bone marrow donor and recipient will be introduced live. Idk if they will be at the game or not, but my room gets dusty as fuck thinking about how awesome it is that this is happening.

This baseball game is fucked and is going to run over 330.  Will they delay our kick or move to fs1/fs2 or just fuck us?

St. Louis needs a walk off already. Maybe the first time I’ve ever rooted for them.

if these fucking assholes dont score here, we might be pre-empted on this game.   motherfucker

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

This baseball game is fucked and is going to run over 330.  Will they delay our kick or move to fs1/fs2 or just fuck us?

Need to move the baseball game to fox sports antartica.  No one cares. 

Thank fuck.

3 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

St. Louis needs a walk off already. Maybe the first time I’ve ever rooted for them.

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Yes, this is karma.  Baseball home run now TEXAS home win.

Gotta stop that munchkin Turpin. 

Brady looking like a dandy.

Ok...For whom the bell tolls!  Hook em!  The rest of my weekend and all next week will be sooo much better with a win.  

quit with the fucking Texas is back shit. No one thinks its funny.

What will decide the outcome of this game is whether Bevo will go into the field like last game, all mad and like you mess with th bull, you get the horns.

So, did Bevo go into the field like that?

Our band behind their bench and tcu band in the stratosphere.  Awesome. 

Didn't Texas have a shot at getting Corey Bethley but passed?

Might do business with Geico at some point.  But not Progressive.  

The progressive choir ad is fucking annoying.

Nice pink pacifier, Turpin.  Got it at Adam & Eve?

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1 minute ago, XYZ said:

The progressive choir ad is fucking annoying.

So is the liberty ad

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