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  • Well... i missed the entire second half of this game.   My old man who is currently residing with me due to some health issues decided that halftime was an opportune time to let his sugar go way too l

  • Today was fun. I miss football being fun. 

I’ll just have y’all know I lived with two broken nails all week because they were polished burnt orange right before the Tulsa game. We won the next two games so I couldn’t risk a polish change and we lose today. Now I have to get them redone in the same color.

This is USC all over again. Close first half, Horns dominate in the 2nd. Great job by the staff and players

Just now, bmbmd said:

Yeah so my daughter graduated from there.  I love her dearly-she is the mother of my grandchildren.  But I hate Gary Patterson.  

Dude, you know the fucking rules!

The Monarchs took out the Hokies! 

10 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

It’s a pass it stops till they set 

no matter but I was talking about the 9 yard run by watson at the 6 min mark.  the tv clock stopped for about 5 sec.

End the game here, Texas

I love each and every one of you!!!


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love seeing that fat fuck squirm. This aint your conference bitch we let you in. Oh and we stole your boss too you cuck. 

1 minute ago, sachick said:

I’ll just have y’all know I lived with two broken nails all week because they were polished burnt orange right before the Tulsa game. We won the next two games so I couldn’t risk a polish change and we lose today. Now I have to get them redone in the same color.

Don’t repaint. Don’t you dare.

I wish I had the time to go back through this thread and neg all the bitchassedness in here.

1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

Lulz, Gary is upset. Fuck you, Gary.

Flop sweat engaged

1 minute ago, RPM said:

But you didn't do it today.

 

Fatterson gonna burst his carotid artery..

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Patterson is losing his mind on the SL

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Texas just took out his secret weapon of neg recruiting.  

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

no matter but I was talking about the 9 yard run by watson at the 6 min mark.  the tv clock stopped for about 5 sec.

Saw it too. No review reset for that. 

I haz confused. Did Patterson just concede the game?

That is waving the white towel flag

We could’ve very easily won this game 45-10. Bodes well for the Cotton Bowl

TCU punting. Gary's throwing in the towel

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Fuck Fatterson

Regardless of how well the Herman era goes, anyone who would want fat sweaty bastard coaching our team just needs to look at his sideline demeanor to see who he is.  

Fuck the roaches

that made no fucking sense.  

 

Does Gary have money on a Texas teaser???? 

 

1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

What happened to Chris Tucker?

He got knocked the fuck out!

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Lmao why did they punt

that was RC slocum level.

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