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8 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

I bet that towel was pretty sweaty

Definitely didn’t throw it very far.

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  • Well... i missed the entire second half of this game.   My old man who is currently residing with me due to some health issues decided that halftime was an opportune time to let his sugar go way too l

  • Today was fun. I miss football being fun. 

Big win.

Defense is good. Offense seems like it is getting there. 

BIG win, building confidence. K St looks beatable.

Just frustrating we do a lot of bone head things to ourselves to make it more difficult. Get those worked out and we could be pretty good

I like that they tried. I would've liked it better if they got the first. I want their desperation to consume them. I want their frustration to engulf them. I want them to know they were dominated by a growing Texas team. I want them to carry forward the knowledge that they are subservient.

Yiok over the 2nd half! Great way to finish!

Just now, Disco Missile said:

We're 3-1! We haven't been 2 wins over .500 since 2013

F me

Bring me the head of Lincoln Riley!

DKR was loud AF and inhospitable two weeks in a row 

is this real life??

Patterson didn’t lose... he just ran out of towels.

We pulled it off guys. Sam isn’t the man, but today he was a man

Cue aggy:

 

"Our loss to Bama is more impressive than your win against TCU"

Fuck you titty dripping TCU gash rags.   

 

 

 

And Beck.   Him too

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Fucking Dicker needs to get his shit together.  

And that fucking fourth down call. 

Otherwise....

Wooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111!

This. And we need more wins on first down. But hell yeah what a game! 

Half time adjustments. Vertical passing game?! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

Hell yes,  are we back?  

Almost.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Cue aggy:

 

"Our loss to Bama is more impressive than your win against TCU"

Texas is the best team in the state 

1 minute ago, elnimo said:

Patterson didn’t lose... he just ran out of towels.

He threw in the sweaty towel

Why yall keep posting pics of white bitches? 

Very racist quote and username, distancing

Is there any way to confirm who actually called plays these past two games?

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

We pulled it off guys. Sam isn’t the man, but today he was a man

I like that shit they said about him making a chart of things he expects the team to do and buying tacos if they do them. Dude sounds like he's at least trying to step up.

Just now, Topper13 said:

CDC looking like a pimp

He always looks like a pimp. 

 

Makes me think he's got some Blek in him somewhere.  Maybe his real parents and not his adopted parents. I might need to ancestry dna him. 

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

McCoy and Sanders are going to commit too

matthew-mcconaughey-memes-are-alright-al

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Texas is the best team in the state 

IDK. UNT beat an SEC team

I can't believe we won...and I really cannot believe the way we won.

This Herman guy might work out. ON TO MANHATTAN!

1 minute ago, Pancho Negro said:

Why yall keep posting pics of white bitches? 

Where da white gurls at???

Sam's a fighter. He's a lifetime Longhorn. Yeah he makes stupid decisions, but he's not throwing picks which is an improvement. He'll be serviceable until the one of the two true fish are ready. 


Go fuck yourself. He’s not a placeholder until the next best thing, he’s a legit QB.
14 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Herman with five pounds of double bubble

He dips the second half. You really can’t tell?

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

LOL

 

 

Yep, I was sure the losing team would be above 20.  Great job by the 'horns defense.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Yep, I was sure the losing team would be above 20.  Great job by the 'horns defense.

our D is legit.  Herman better keep Orlando happy till we get this thing really rolling,

Not many WTF play calls today.

Final Score:

W 31-16

First Downs:
Texas – 20
TCU – 16

Third Down Conversions
Texas – 5-15
TCU – 6-16

Total Yards:
Texas - 367
TCU - 372

Passing:
Texas – 22-32, 255 yds, 2TD/0Int
TCU - 20-40, 231 yards, 1/2

Rushing:
Texas - 45-112, 2.5 ypc
TCU - 32-141, 4.4 ypc

TOP
Texas – 34:03
TCU – 22:51

Penalties:
Texas – 4-25
TCU – 3-30

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