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2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I don’t wanna scroll back through. I hope Greenspoint’s bitchass came through after game was over.  Or are we still saying TCU is trash?

Did he do the "ballgame" stuff? Because that's his standard reverse jinx.

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  • Well... i missed the entire second half of this game.   My old man who is currently residing with me due to some health issues decided that halftime was an opportune time to let his sugar go way too l

  • Today was fun. I miss football being fun. 

That drive chewing up 6 minutes or so reminded me of some of Mack’s teams that closed out games. 

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Who dis?  Asking for my fap bank 

Deadpool's wife.

Went to the game with a buddy who graduated from Texas, and my folks. We ubered from his house to the game. Our uber driver was Jordan Sterns, Hayden’s older brother who played for Okie State. Awesome guy, and my friend and I continued to text him updates on how his brother was doing. Pretty fucking awesome day. Kicking game is trash, offensive play calling sucked most of the game because it was predictable. I liked watching Sam getting more and more comfortable in the pocket. It seemed to me that he was trusting his line more and more, and not being as quick to flush. It was my mom’s 71st birthday today, and she graduated in 1971, so we can thank her a little.

Quick side note;

I wasn’t at the Okie State game a few years back, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen officiating this bad live in my life.

 

 

31 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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Is this our new mascot?  Please say yes.

Either way, I can get behind this.

Fuck k-state!!!

Jones had a great game. So did boyd. Sux that they were overshadowed by the wolfs star performance.
On second thought, it doesnt suck at all

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

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So are these shirts available for purchase? Asking about tee-shirts, not crop tops, btw...

Maybe it was just my seats and my luck. Maybe it was my alcohol intake. Maybe it was my euphoria from the win. But, I saw an incredible number of beautiful women at the game.

2 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said:

So are these shirts available for purchase? Asking about tee-shirts, not crop tops, btw...

Thanks for asking. We are planning to make them available soon for Surly fans. We will provide details when they can be purchased. Cheers. 

1 hour ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Couldnt post a link?

Don't have instagram, watching it on the wife's phone.

That slow mo shot of the Texas Cheerleaders today with their imaginary six shooters made me 

 

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43 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

He won’t get top 3 round grade.  He’s good but nothing spectacular. Measurables won’t be great. 

I'm sure his shuttle time will be well above average for his size. 

1 hour ago, Stunns38 said:

 


He’s Sicilian Italian, got some African Blood in him. Like Eddie Murphy said in Raw, Italians act just like *****, no racist.

 

Dennis hopper phrased it differently 

1 hour ago, Stunns38 said:

 


Yep, remember Brandon Foster and the other short 5’9” CB we had starting in 06-07?

 

Ryan Palmer?

Commitment to the run game wasn’t sexy but successfully helped us dominate ToP and eventually put the game away. Kept their explosive guys off the field as much as we could.

Cut the east & west runs/passes behind los in half & we may actually end up with a good offense with some great performances.

baby steps, but yeah.. feels good

Cut the east & west runs/passes behind los in half & we may actually end up with a good offense with some great performances.
baby steps, but yeah.. feels good

Lol or speed options to the short side against speed defenses....

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2 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

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This man, i love

No homo but yes

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

If anyone’s curious, it was that @LTtxfan bot @immamac created.

Not a Bot

Post a Gal that's attractive and I won't Neg the post.....

39 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I'm sure his shuttle time will be well above average for his size. 

We’ll see. Haven’t seen a lot of jukes. His two big TDS were missed tackles and straight line runs. 

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

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Yeah Baby.... Hook'Em

We just out TCU'ed TCU.  It feels so good.
No you fucking whippesnapper motherfucker we didn't "out TCU'ed" nothing, we TEXASed their sorry cockroach asses. This is how a TEXAS vs cockroach game is SUPPOSED to be. The last 6 years was an ABBERATION.

The NORMAL Texas vs cockroach game usually goes like this...

Many cockroaches knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.


DKR is up in Heaven smiling right now.
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Well... i missed the entire second half of this game.   My old man who is currently residing with me due to some health issues decided that halftime was an opportune time to let his sugar go way too low and become unconscious on us.  Thats generally not a good idea for a type 1 diabetic.   This tends to happen more frequently than i like and im pretty good at bringing him back up to normal levels with glucose and juice.  Well,... i couldnt find his damn glucometer and had no idea what level he was at.  After about 30 mins of working with him i pulled the trigger and called emt to come and assist.   Of course, murphy law, by the time the ambulance shows, he is slowly starting to come around.  Better safe than sorry.   Anyways we finally get him coherent and all is well right about the time the game is ending.   I looked at him and said, you do realize im a superstitious person, right?   He nods....  you know what this means, right?   Your ass is going to have go low every game now...  fortunately my shitty idea of humor aint lost on him.  Hook em

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Sam is looking more comfortable in the pocket.  Threw some of his best passes today.

CJ, LJH, and Duvernay are the guys he's getting the ball to.  And he needs to.  Those are the playmakers.

This is coming along nicely.

And, dare I say it, to the MIDDLE OF THE FIELD

3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

And, dare I say it, to the MIDDLE OF THE FIELD

Yeah, no kidding.  Bunch of posters before the game were bitching that we didn’t have the stones to throw in the middle of the field.  

2 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

fuck tcu

Fuck tcu

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Deadpool's wife.

The actor? Cause that ain’t no firefly hooker...

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

SUCK IT

 

Herbstreit and Kirk Bohls both picked TCU.....for what's that worth.

 
 
Fuck that sheep fucking goat felching aggy sack of shit and his bags of sheep dicks.

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Sam's a fighter. He's a lifetime Longhorn. Yeah he makes stupid decisions, but he's not throwing picks which is an improvement. He'll be serviceable until the one of the two true fish are ready. 
Fish? Fuck you aggy.
41 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


Lol or speed options to the short side against speed defenses....

Pavlov’s dog theory w/ the exception of never having rang the bell.

I think Herman & Zach Smith killed 5 strippers in FL & told Beck.. only possible explanation.

Herbstreit and Kirk Bohls both picked TCU.....for what's that worth.
So did Matt Leinert and all his Fox pregame buddies.
So did Matt Leinert and all his Fox pregame buddies.

So did most people.
1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Did he do the "ballgame" stuff? Because that's his standard reverse jinx.

lol it's "here comes the blowout" when they give up a first down

3 hours ago, XYZ said:

Not many WTF play calls today.

4th down at midfield and some of the calls inside the 5 that forced one of the FGs

I think we take care of KSU and roll into Dallas at 4-1. My BFF who lives in Australia is meeting me for the ou game. Haven’t seen a game with him live in years. So excited. 

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Just checked in to say adios, goodbye, and sayonara  to Turpin.  

dude has been burnin' us for years

Freshman

finished the Texas game with six catches for 138 yards, amassing 22.0 yards per catch ... added two carries for 14 yards, a 4-yard punt return and a 26-yard kickoff return to finish with 182 all-purpose yards on the day.

on and on

Later dude, hope you do well in the NFL, like Darren Sproles 2.0

 

Anyone know when I can fap to the replay?
If you got psvue, right now. I'm watching the last 2 min of the 3rd qtr right now. Had a freaking wedding and didnt get to see the 2nd half. Watched most of the 1st half on my phone. Psvue also has lhn.
2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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Did they photoshop the cameltoe out?

 

Bad form.

the range of sterns is insane. Covers half the width of the field when the balls in the air

 

Great offense against this D - the toughest we will see in the big 12.

DOMINANT defensive performance. Had the run held in check, had em scared to pass, wrecked their QB a few times until he didn't wanna play anymore. LOVE IT.

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47 minutes ago, achooloco said:

The actor? Cause that ain’t no firefly hooker...

Yeah, Ryan Reynolds wife.

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