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can't help with vodka.  But, if you need a toe...I can get you a toe.

can't help with vodka.  But, if you need a toe...I can get you a toe.


How about a spare thumb?  Got one of those?
 
¹Must be functional.  Caucaian (Engluish / German skin tone) preferred but not a dealbreaker.



12 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

 


How about a spare thum?  Got one of those?
 
¹Must be functional.  Caucaian (Engluish / German skin tone) preferred but not a dealbreaker.

 

 

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46 minutes ago, immamac said:

stop at 6

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Virgin bloody Mary’s for everyone!  Unless one of you degenerates has a stockpile of vodka at home.  

I’m taking me and two teenagers to the game, I said hey boys wanna tailgate? I said they are running low on vodka though just so you know, they responded, “ah shit nah brah we out…”

If I had any at the house I’d bring it. 

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Boo!  I tried the hotel bar and was shot down.  

That’s Jesus telling y’all motherfuckers you drink too much. 

Man... Ain't no one in Austin could just swing by? I guess the 8am deadline was the big barrier but I could doordash/ubereats/whatever it to y'all if you still need it @immamac.

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

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I'd rather skip the butt touching thing.

 

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¹& I forgot to specify "RIGHT thumb only."

8 hours ago, Iceman said:

Is HEB even open right now?

1. Not until 0600 

2. No vodka @ the Heebs.

4 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

1. Not until 0600 

2. No vodka @ the Heebs.

I am aware. Also liquor stores can't sell before 10am. 
 

Don't cross the memes...

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