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11 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

A bunch of that shit should have been practiced and learnt a long time ago.

Yeah it's like Groundhog Day but I was trying to be positive. 

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  • billfromlaketravis
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    Per IT:  - Wingo. Dislocated thumb. Expected back for Georgia. -McDonald. Concussion. Expected back for Georgia. - Taafe expected back for Georgia. 

  • Wilcox Cummingtonite
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    Georgia will be out for blood after last year in Austin. But yes, please enjoy this mediocre win over a massively overrated Vandy squad. 

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    Also hats off to Diego Pavia. I thought he was the biggest douchebag in college football coming into the game, but after watching that game, I now think he’s the biggest douchebag in sports. Congrats,

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The bust today were nothing to do with alignment. 

Stowers’ first TD absolutely was

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14 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I missed the game and yttv couldn't record it. If anybody gets a link to a replay, I would shower rep on them for a quote reply with the link. 

Follow Nash Talks Texas on YouTube or X, he will post a cut up version tomorrow or the next day

I’ll need to listen to my cardiologist and stop watching these games.

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So, when the offense sucks and we win on D, Sark gets no credit, but when the offense rolls and we almost lose on D, it's all Sark's fault.

Got it.

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2 hours ago, immamac said:

50 page game thread pace when we are blowing out the #9 team in the country. This is fucking ridiculous 

 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

This is a blowout proper and you guys are such fucking pussies it's unbelievable 

Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Grow up. 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, when the offense sucks and we win on D, Sark gets no credit, but when the offense rolls and we almost lose on D, it's all Sark's fault.

Got it.

The 4th quarter was just terrible coaching all around. Bad strategy by both Sark and PK. The injuries to our safeties didn’t help, either. 

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haha that was like a quintessential Texas game 😆

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

So, when the offense sucks and we win on D, Sark gets no credit, but when the offense roles and we almost lose on D, it's all Sark's fault.

Got it.

The fuck you doing bringing logic into this? Emotional responses only. 

2 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

so given the nba scandal and recent suspicious firings by the sec, these refs have to be betting or being pressured by the mafia. right?  

I think so. They desperately wanted to give that onside kick to Vandy. 

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these refs with deciding to swallow the whistle in favor of the team getting blown out has gotten ridiculous.  These are professional athletes now, call the game the same throughout.   LOTS of holding not called, no PI in the end zone, phantom 2 point conversion.   ugh. I'm honestly surprised they didn't call the onside kick in favor of Vandy and make it go to review. 

 

20 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

9-3 Texas with three top-10 victories may very well make it. Just going to need some help for it to happen. 

Yeah but...he used laughing emojis. That makes him right.

9 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

He said we got lucky you fucking dumbass. 

Go fuck yourself.

They did get lucky.  That Vandy guy falls on the onside kick that was right in his hands and the Horns lose that game.

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

I’ll need to listen to my cardiologist and stop watching these games.

Same here.  Just took off my heart monitor a couple of days ago.

This might have been the worst officiated game we have had so far in the SEC and borderline B12 Kevin Mar level work... 

 

Awful

So what was that bullshit about the pylon cam?

I cannot see how that camera saw that ball break the plane.  The game camera was aiming straight down the line and it wasn't even a foot near the goal line.

1 minute ago, MIkeHoncho said:

these refs with deciding to swallow the whistle in favor of the team getting blown out has gotten ridiculous.  These are professional athletes now, call the game the same throughout.   LOTS of holding not called, no PI in the end zone, phantom 2 point conversion.   ugh. I'm honestly surprised they didn't call the onside kick in favor of Vandy and make it go to review. 

 

doesn't matter at that point, line was 3.5, they won money by giving vandy the bs 2 point call.

 that's why it's so eye opening.  

1 minute ago, Minute Bull said:

They did get lucky.  That Vandy guy falls on the onside kick that was right in his hands and the Horns lose that game.

I'll take it. Other teams fucking up has served us well the last three games.

6 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:
22 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I missed the game and yttv couldn't record it. If anybody gets a link to a replay, I would shower rep on them for a quote reply with the link. 

Follow Nash Talks Texas on YouTube or X, he will post a cut up version tomorrow or the next day

Search Texas Clips on youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=texas+clips

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Did Simmons get hurt at the end?

Just now, Laxtonto said:

This might have been the worst officiated game we have had so far in the SEC and borderline B12 Kevin Mar level work... 

 

Awful

Yep. Complete with long boring reviews that they still get wrong.

27 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

We can never play a fucking complete game

Never. It's our fucking kryptonite. God forbid both the offense and defense show up at the same game. That would be nice. These last two weeks the defense needs to be buying every offensive player steal dinners weekly until they get their shit together, and vice versa. 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

So what was that bullshit about the pylon cam?

I cannot see how that camera saw that ball break the plane.  The game camera was aiming straight down the line and it wasn't even a foot near the goal line.

The camera was “offset” so call upheld, not confirmed 

Seems like that wasn't all gas. Brakes all the through Q4. 

For sure, can we finally file that Prevent bullshit under "Brakes"?

This team is lacking a killer instinct. They saw a big lead and decided to take the rest of the game off.

That shit comes from the coach.
26 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I agree. Looked like some point shaving by the refs

Good Lord.  Just stop.  There is no chance of impropriety and gambling has no influence on the integrity of the game. [/the NBA]

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah but...he used laughing emojis. That makes him right.

He used the boomer ones too. 

Did Simmons get hurt at the end?

I don’t think so. It’s just the dips shit rotations that the staff loves.
3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, when the offense sucks and we win on D, Sark gets no credit, but when the offense rolls and we almost lose on D, it's all Sark's fault.

Got it.

I thought the buck stopped with the head coach; you know, the guy who is getting paid $11m per year and has unlimited resources and advantages here.  If O, D, or ST stink then yeah it's on Sark ultimately.  How about if he puts all three phases together, too much to ask?  He did it versus OU and we'd love to see more of it.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

So what was that bullshit about the pylon cam?

I cannot see how that camera saw that ball break the plane.  The game camera was aiming straight down the line and it wasn't even a foot near the goal line.

So, I don't have a screenshot, but they showed an angle where there were essentially two pylons. One was the normal, "official" one that we're all familiar with. The other one was offset a little bit along the back side of the goal line, which ended up being the excuse that they used for that horrible fucking call.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

The camera was “offset” so call upheld, not confirmed 

I don't even see how the ball was in the fucking field of view of the camera in the pylon.

A lot of people who are (very justifiably) complaining about the secondary and the awful prevent defense are also significantly downplaying just what a huge deal it was that Taafe and McDonald were out. Those two are critical to making everything work the way it's supposed to work.

 

Anyway, I would now argue that our 7-2 team has 2 wins that are better than any of undefeated A&M's win. Vandy would beat ND's ass and I think OU would win a close one. Bringing up LSU should get you roundly mocked

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5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think so. They desperately wanted to give that onside kick to Vandy. 

The first two views of that onside it looked like they covered it as it rolled out and that the refs would give it to them. Fortunately it wasn't even close to being covered

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, when the offense sucks and we win on D, Sark gets no credit, but when the offense rolls and we almost lose on D, it's all Sark's fault.

Got it.

Lots of bitchmaid pussies around here who think ankle biting makes them real. 

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So what was that bullshit about the pylon cam?

I cannot see how that camera saw that ball break the plane.  The game camera was aiming straight down the line and it wasn't even a foot near the goal line.

They used the ruling on the field to play up the lack of evidence. 

"Camera is in middle not edge of the pylon" etc, even tho the camera still clearly showed short 

1 minute ago, Minute Bull said:

I thought the buck stopped with the head coach; you know, the guy who is getting paid $11m per year and has unlimited resources and advantages here.  If O, D, or ST stink then yeah it's on Sark ultimately.  How about if he puts all three phases together, too much to ask?  He did it versus OU and we'd love to see more of it.

Yeah, I know that.

But when the defense stands tall and wins a game for us, Sarkisian gets no credit, because he's an offensive coach.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

I don't even see how the ball was in the fucking field of view of the camera in the pylon.

That was hilarious. Right down the line, and you can barely even see the football. 

There was no shot that showed the ball crossing, much less even touching, the goal line. 

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

They used the ruling on the field to play up the lack of evidence. 

"Camera is in middle not edge of the pylon" etc, even tho the camera still clearly showed short 

Right, but it wasn't even close to the pylon, unless the pylon and cam was "offset" about a foot in front of the goal line.

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So what was that bullshit about the pylon cam?

I cannot see how that camera saw that ball break the plane.  The game camera was aiming straight down the line and it wasn't even a foot near the goal line.

LOL. You're wrong about that. The ball missed hitting the pylon by an inch - but fucking MISS it did and it never was further forward than right there

3 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

A lot of people who are (very justifiably) complaining about the secondary and the awful prevent defense are also significantly downplaying just what a huge deal it was that Taafe and McDonald were out. Those two are critical to making everything work the way it's supposed.

 

Anyway, I would now argue that our 7-2 team has 2 wins that are better than any of undefeated A&M's win. Vandy would beat ND's ass and I think OU would win a close one. Bringing up LSU should get you roundly mocked

Nice that this question will be settled on the field in a month

9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think so. They desperately wanted to give that onside kick to Vandy. 

So did Livingstone

The Mosley no-call allowed the comeback to happen.  First down there and Texas keeps running clock and gets a fg or td in all likelihood.  I expected things to get hairy in the secondary when Jelani went out.  You lose your two best safeties and there are going to be problems.

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8 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

They did get lucky.  That Vandy guy falls on the onside kick that was right in his hands and the Horns lose that game.

There’s no sense arguing with you.

We got lucky last week.

We didn’t get lucky this week.

Sark plays with his food. I used to think Mack let teams off the hook easily…. 🥴

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