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  • billfromlaketravis
    billfromlaketravis

    Per IT:  - Wingo. Dislocated thumb. Expected back for Georgia. -McDonald. Concussion. Expected back for Georgia. - Taafe expected back for Georgia. 

  • Wilcox Cummingtonite
    Wilcox Cummingtonite

    Georgia will be out for blood after last year in Austin. But yes, please enjoy this mediocre win over a massively overrated Vandy squad. 

  • IDIOTsavant
    IDIOTsavant

    Also hats off to Diego Pavia. I thought he was the biggest douchebag in college football coming into the game, but after watching that game, I now think he’s the biggest douchebag in sports. Congrats,

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I like Diego Pavia.
He is a tough-nosed baller and keeps plays alive with his feet and throws really well on the run.
How many times did he get past our linemen when other QB's would have been caught? 
He's the kind of person you don't want to be competing with at your first big job when you are in your twenties, unless you were really, really determined and don't waste your nights partying w your friends, 'cause he's gonna be grinding away.
I'm happy someone like him, who has had a tough road, is having success. 

He’ll be an XFL legend until they fold in 2028
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Just want to have my talking points straight.   Was throwing the bomb to Mosley, not getting the obvious penalty, then lining up to go for it on 4th down (before penalty) turtleing or just Sark being an idiot?  Both?

The 'turtleing ' worked in that we ran off a lot of clock not fucking anticipating a 1 play TD drive from Vandy.  Just holding them to a 1:30 scoring drive would have pushed the clock to around 2 mins to play.  

I love this board

16 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Fair point. Aside from his 177.8 rating, his 71.1% completion percentage, 365 passing yards and  3 touchdown passes plus his long touchdown run, he didn't do anything. Glad you cleared that up.   

I think his mom will fuck you without having to stan for her kid. She looks easy.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm suprised to learn I seem to be alone with my nekkid with lube football watching approach.

Also, why does Surly end stories just when it's about to get really hot with scat play. 

I dint say nuffin bout lube.

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Fuck Pavia, dude is like 30 and still dicking around in college 

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6 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Just want to have my talking points straight.   Was throwing the bomb to Mosley, not getting the obvious penalty, then lining up to go for it on 4th down (before penalty) turtleing or just Sark being an idiot?  Both?

The 'turtleing ' worked in that we ran off a lot of clock not fucking anticipating a 1 play TD drive from Vandy.  Just holding them to a 1:30 scoring drive would have pushed the clock to around 2 mins to play.  

I love this board

I've a high level of confidence that if Texas is able to best Georgia next week... by say.. 2 touchdowns, about 30% of the board will still be furious with multiple aspects of the team performance.

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40 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I like Diego Pavia.

He is a tough-nosed baller and keeps plays alive with his feet and throws really well on the run.

How many times did he get past our linemen when other QB's would have been caught? 

He's the kind of person you don't want to be competing with at your first big job when you are in your twenties, unless you were really, really determined and don't waste your nights partying w your friends, 'cause he's gonna be grinding away.

I'm happy someone like him, who has had a tough road, is having success. 

He's a dumbass who thinks the point of college is to give him and endless opportunity to earn NIL because he knows he has no shot at the NFL and so like a bitch sues to change the rules he had previously agreed to.

2 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Heh, suck it, Skip

 

Skip and Finebaum scissor each other while shit talking Texas

You don't have to worry about that, Texas isn't playing Georgia next week

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

I've a high level of confidence that if Texas is able to best Georgia next week... by say.. 2 touchdowns, about 30% of the board will still be furious with multiple aspects of the team performance.

And you’ll still say every single thing is sarks fault?  

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Fuck Pavia, dude is like 30 and still dicking around in college 

dazed and confused GIF by Complex

2 hours ago, hornian said:

Love that he posted that about 30 minutes into the game. 

I guess you've never heard of fucking the shit out of someone. 

Fucking amateur. 

Harder still to fuck their brains out. 

5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Fuck Pavia, dude is like 30 and still dicking around in college 

If you could choose to be 30 and get paid to go to Texas, play football and get copious amounts of co-ed entertainment, would you?

This is a pretty amusing reason to shit on a dude. 

Yeah, its sketch af,  but it's also the stuff of legends at the same time.

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1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

You don't have to worry about that, Texas isn't playing Georgia next week

Yes it's week after next. 

Ya got me. 

Totally changes my point. Appreciate your attention to detail. 

2 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

He's a dumbass who thinks the point of college is to give him and endless opportunity to earn NIL because he knows he has no shot at the NFL and so like a bitch sues to change the rules he had previously agreed to.

This.  CSB time.  I somehow got into a solid 15 minute argument with my wife, who had never heard of Pavia, about how I thought similar to quoted.  She, without any other knowledge or context, thought my position ludicrous and that just because he was out of eligibility the fact that the NIL impact was not known when he 'chose' jr college, he gets a pass.  

Obviously I am married to an attorney.   

7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

If you could choose to be 30 and get paid to go to Texas, play football and get copious amounts of co-ed entertainment, would you?

This is a pretty amusing reason to shit on a dude. 

Yeah, it’s sketch af,  but it's also the stuff of legends at the same time.

A 30 year old staying in college to fuck 18-22 year old girls would be considered a creep and you’d be pissed af if that man child was doing your daughter instead of getting a job and having sex with people his own age 

5 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Need the safeties back after the bye week in the worst way

This…..played without both starting safeties, and one is our defensive qb…..makes a huge difference.

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

A 30 year old staying in college to fuck 18-22 year old girls would be considered a creep and you’d be pissed af if that man child was doing your daughter instead of getting a job and having sex with people his own age 

If you think most men wouldn't jump at that chance, at the risk of being called a creep, Jordan would like a word woth you.

Oh no, people think I'm a creep because I am getting paid to play football and fuck 18-22 year old college girls. 

Did you miss the part where I even noted it was sketchy as fuck? 

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Just now, Hank_Hill said:

He’s only 24, ftr

Yeah but he’s a New Mexico 24

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I sat next to a hot vandy nerd for more than a half. She didn't know down and distance or anything about football. Adorable. She was 24 and hot. More to come later. 

You, of all people, should know the rules here….

Just now, Js1 said:

Yeah but he’s a New Mexico 24

“It’s a dry heat” yea I can tell you look like the seat in a 2004 King Ranch F250

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27 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

He's a dumbass who thinks the point of college is to give him and endless opportunity to earn NIL because he knows he has no shot at the NFL and so like a bitch sues to change the rules he had previously agreed to.

The bullshit pavia pulled on the sideline when he pulled the defender into his body then backpedaled to the ground should not be tolerated. Shit like that (apparently, it's now a deal for the D to coordinate movement to make it appear to the offensive linemen that the play has started in order to get them to move) that threatens to turn the sport into a fucking sideshow. Not only should it be considered Unsportsman-like Conduct and a fifteen yard penalty, the players should be penalized with subsequent game playing time.

This will only get worse until the NCAA acts.

Fuck Pavia.

4 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Wilcox and satya continue to pull their pants down in every game thread.

I’m thinking the first 65 or so pages are from posters who were not at the game…..overflow crowd, loud and electric…most all I see posted on here are a bunch of pansies…enjoy the win…Taaffe, one starting safety was out, and another starting safety, McDonald…left the game in the 2nd qtr…Taaffe is our defense qb….makes a huge difference…it showed, but we put up a W….just enjoy and hope we heal in the next 2 weeks.

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

I like Diego Pavia.

He is a tough-nosed baller and keeps plays alive with his feet and throws really well on the run.

How many times did he get past our linemen when other QB's would have been caught? 

He's the kind of person you don't want to be competing with at your first big job when you are in your twenties, unless you were really, really determined and don't waste your nights partying w your friends, 'cause he's gonna be grinding away.

I'm happy someone like him, who has had a tough road, is having success. 

Don't we have a thread specifically for this?

4 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

I disagree.  Having 4 and 5 star bodies doesn't auto equal depth

No substitute for experience…

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Didn't get a pic did not want to be a creep with my son. 

Next time make him take it 

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51 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Just want to have my talking points straight.   Was throwing the bomb to Mosley, not getting the obvious penalty, then lining up to go for it on 4th down (before penalty) turtleing or just Sark being an idiot?  Both?

The 'turtleing ' worked in that we ran off a lot of clock not fucking anticipating a 1 play TD drive from Vandy.  Just holding them to a 1:30 scoring drive would have pushed the clock to around 2 mins to play.  

I love this board

I like to think of myself as a patient person, but the last three weeks - during which we have not lost a game - has done more to engender my hatred for half the people on this site than the entire firs four seasons of Sark’s tenure. 

I’m an emotionally stunted retard and even I can see that y’all can’t process anything that doesn’t pass through your angry emotional filters. 

Sark and PK played this game exactly how you are supposed to. That’s what made the officiating so egregious. Also, Gilbeau to too dumb to play DB. Fire Akins for playing him, I guess? 

but you morons who are still complaining despite Sark and Manning’s having one their best games of the season need to go. The fuck. Away. 

13 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I’m thinking the first 65 or so pages are from posters who were not at the game…..overflow crowd, loud and electric…most all I see posted on here are a bunch of pansies…enjoy the win…Taaffe, one starting safety was out, and another starting safety, McDonald…left the game in the 2nd qtr…Taaffe is our defense qb….makes a huge difference…it showed, but we put up a W….just enjoy and hope we heal in the next 2 weeks.

And our third safety left in the 4th quarter. 

4 hours ago, immamac said:

Blow out. 

I left in the 3rd quarter no one can tell me different. 

Your timing was good…very good.

6 hours ago, NashLonghorn said:

Texas needs to file a protest with the SEC and request this officiating crew not officiate any more Texas games for the year or maybe the next year.

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Fair point. Aside from his 177.8 rating, his 71.1% completion percentage, 365 passing yards and  3 touchdown passes plus his long touchdown run, he didn't do anything. Glad you cleared that up.   

Never knew this was a helobious sock

6 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I missed the game and yttv couldn't record it. If anybody gets a link to a replay, I would shower rep on them for a quote reply with the link. 

You can find it on YouTube.

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

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If he's a loser, I'd hate to see what a winner would have done against us. 

He didnt do shit dude. He got gifted soft prevent defenses and a crooked reffing crew. If our offense was struggling they wouldve been held to a much lower total.

39 minutes ago, immamac said:

I sat next to a hot vandy nerd for more than a half. She didn't know down and distance or anything about football. Adorable. She was 24 and hot. More to come later. 

This might be the worst post in this thread due to lack of pics. 

5 hours ago, sunset87 said:

Pavia just set a career record for single game passing yards against us. I know they were behind and had to throw a lot, but that’s an awful performance from the secondary.

……and  still LOST the game.

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

20251101_155018.jpgNot vandy girl but still creeping. Pls no negs. 

I Like It Good Job GIF

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

20251101_155018.jpgNot vandy girl but still creeping. Pls no negs. 

Imma really leaning into the caveman. Hairy-er than the last time I saw him in person. Didn't think that was possible. Also, I won't let anyone talk me out of believing that outfit is see-thu and that's a thong outline. 

43 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I like to think of myself as a patient person, but the last three weeks - during which we have not lost a game - has done more to engender my hatred for half the people on this site than the entire firs four seasons of Sark’s tenure. 

I’m an emotionally stunted retard and even I can see that y’all can’t process anything that doesn’t pass through your angry emotional filters. 

Sark and PK played this game exactly how you are supposed to. That’s what made the officiating so egregious. Also, Gilbeau to too dumb to play DB. Fire Akins for playing him, I guess? 

but you morons who are still complaining despite Sark and Manning’s having one their best games of the season need to go. The fuck. Away. 

I felt this exact same way arguing for quinn against probably the same folks you are talking about lol. I finally gave up and took a looonnngggg break from surly haha. I don’t make an impact so nothing hurt there but I feel you brother, I really do. 

2 hours ago, Danimal said:

Don't be soft when you get negged for making a dumb comment.

Stick to Facebook commenting if you can't handle it. That might be a safer place for you

1) what was dumb about it?  We tried to blow a 24 point lead again because we played weak prevent D and went soft on O in the 4th.  That is the exact opposite of a killer instinct.  

2)Sounds like you might want to take your own advice. 

3 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

1) what was dumb about it?  We tried to blow a 24 point lead again because we played weak prevent D and went soft on O in the 4th.  That is the exact opposite of a killer instinct.  

2)Sounds like you might want to take your own advice. 

Pull up a play by play list and show us exactly where it is here that we went “soft on O”

3 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

20min of highlights: 

 

The sky cam of the first touchdown was DOPE

9 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

1) what was dumb about it?  We tried to blow a 24 point lead again because we played weak prevent D and went soft on O in the 4th.  That is the exact opposite of a killer instinct.  

2)Sounds like you might want to take your own advice. 

All the safeties got injured dude

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