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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs

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  • RecoveringAlcoholic
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    It's not a playoff, it's a brand name invitational when teams with more losses are being campaigned for and included based on the brand name while excluding and campaigning against other schools with

  • are some of y’all trying to be “good fans” or “objective” or something when you say that it’s the florida loss that’s keeping us out? cuz y’all know that’s not true right? it’s only been repeated 10,0

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    Sarkisian went on the SEC morning show today and doubled down on both Texas deserving to be in the playoffs and reconsidering the OOC schedule going forward. He basically said, with the SEC going to 9

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Think it's time to put this thread to rest. With OU, USC and ND (edit: and Michigan) all winning, a 9-3 UT team will not make the CFP. 

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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Think it's time to put this thread to rest. With OU, USC and ND all winning, a 9-3 UT team will not make the CFP.

It’s not s fore gone conclusion. But would take some fuckery. 

Just now, satyanash said:

Think it's time to put this thread to rest. With OU, USC and ND all winning, a 9-3 UT team will not make the CFP. 

Thread title is ironic, unbelievably ironic. Lol. 

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Just so close to awesome but ultimately brutal day of football so far. Need an Utah and byu loss and it’s almost redeemed. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Just so close to awesome but ultimately brutal day of football so far. Need an Utah and byu loss and it’s almost redeemed. 

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Look SC is probably losing to Oregon. Michigan is probably losing to OSU. 
need a sooner loss in one of the last 2 games. Or- Ole Miss loss to Florida redeems the day. 

Nope. 9-3 is over. Instead Texas will win out, including in the SeC tile game after miss st or Florida beats Ole Miss. celebrate our first sec title. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Just so close to awesome but ultimately brutal day of football so far. Need an Utah and byu loss and it’s almost redeemed. 

Explain your work on that one.  We lose tonight we have zero chance of the playoffs.  SEC will have Georgia, Alabama, Ole Miss, Oklahoma and Aggie in the playoffs.  Guaranteed.  I don’t think any of those are losing again except Aggie to us and they still make it. 

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2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Explain your work on that one.  We lose tonight we have zero chance of the playoffs.  SEC will have Georgia, Alabama, Ole Miss, Oklahoma and Aggie in the playoffs.  Guaranteed.  I don’t think any of those are losing again except Aggie to us and they still make it. 

Ole Miss or OU or Bama could all lose. If they all win out sure but there’s football left to play. None of those teams are all that good. 
also- we could go 9-3 losing to a 12-0 aggy and be in ahead of Georgia, possibly if we win big. Or Georgia could lose to us and tech and we are definitely in ahead of them at 9-3. Lost of scenarios still alive but fucking bama. 

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Bama really fucked us.  BlowU has mizzu and lsu left. Both of those teams are exquisite dog shit.  We need a bama loss only and only if we lose tonight 

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Bama loss also probably gets us there. 

Against Eastern Illinois or Auburn. Lulz. 

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Just now, cabowabo said:

Against Eastern Illinois or Auburn. Lulz. 

Auburn is a rivalry game. Their DL is really good. Bama is incapable of running. Domers could lose. None of that is likely. 

this is exactly why the loss column is the only thing that matters.  say we lose to Georgia and beat aggy.  We will have defeated 2 "playoff" teams, played 4 of them, and will only be out because we lost to tOSU(by one score on the road)

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

this is exactly why the loss column is the only thing that matters.  say we lose to Georgia and beat aggy.  We will have defeated 2 "playoff" teams and will only be out because we lost to tOSU.

We’d be out because we lost to a shitty Florida team. 

Auburn could pull it off.  Stranger things have happened.  Ole Miss just having their way with Florida on the opening drive. 

I said in mid October SCAR and Auburn would play a big part in deciding SEC championship participants. 
 

scar has pissed away two chances.

auburn has one chance left 

Why am I gonna worry about getting in with a 9-3 record when we're about to run the table?

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

We’d be out because we lost to a shitty Florida team. 

Bama lost to a shitty FSU team and they are in.

and we are in losing to Georgia and a shitty Florida team

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

I said in mid October SCAR and Auburn would play a big part in deciding SEC championship participants. 
 

scar has pissed away two chances.

auburn has one chance left 

The bottom of the SEC is what makes the conference better. The fact is that almost every team is stocked with dudes who will be in the league. More than any other conference. Any team is capable of playing well for a few quarters and jumping all over a better team that isn’t at its best. 
 

Auburn, SCAR, Florida, MSU exemplify that.  Beating them is not easy. 

Bunch of whiney ass gaping vagina losers in this thread. 😀

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

The rankings of Texas, ou, UGA and Bama are going to be fun after Horns win tonight 

I think it would be pretty easy.  Texas, UGA, OU, Bama.

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I think it would be pretty easy.  Texas, UGA, OU, Bama.

Except bama best Georgia but yeah. Agreed. 
 

 

Ole Miss could also lose the egg bowl. If we go 9-3 beating Georgia we have like 14 low probability games and need one to go our way. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Except bama best Georgia but yeah. Agreed. 
 

 

Ole Miss could also lose the egg bowl. If we go 9-3 beating Georgia we have like 14 low probability games and need one to go our way. 

I kinda wish you would stop putting us and 9-3 together 

 

Thank you per management 

No unexpected losses this week?  Going to be tough for any 3 loss team to have a good argument- unless our third loss is in the ccg (I assume we still have a path there at 7-1).  Too many 2 loss teams with similar resumes. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

No unexpected losses this week?  Going to be tough for any 3 loss team to have a good argument- unless our third loss is in the ccg (I assume we still have a path there at 7-1).  Too many 2 loss teams with similar resumes. 

SEC runner up will be in

9-3 isn’t going to cut it now with OU winning. 

Just now, horn009 said:

9-3 isn’t going to cut it now with OU winning. 

Correct. This is do or die now because we were stupid and scheduled Ohio State instead of Michigan State. 

34 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Look SC is probably losing to Oregon. Michigan is probably losing to OSU. 
need a sooner loss in one of the last 2 games. Or- Ole Miss loss to Florida redeems the day. 

 

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We’re not getting into the playoff because we scheduled tOSU.  Lulz. 

How’s the hope looking after we get embarrassed we can’t catch a cold or stop a runny nose 

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How’s the hope looking after we get embarrassed we can’t catch a cold or stop a runny nose 

Doesn't matter. We lose to Georgia by any amount and Texas' only thing left to play for is a spoiler role against aggy and a meaningless bowl game

Doesn't matter. We lose to Georgia by any amount and Texas' only thing left to play for is a spoiler role against aggy and a meaningless bowl game

Aggies are locked for the playoffs. They don’t need the game against us so we ain’t spoiling shit
3 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:


Aggies are locked for the playoffs. They don’t need the game against us so we ain’t spoiling shit

We could spoil their SECCG berth. I think Ole Miss and Bama still have tiebreakers over them if they lose to us. Aggie fans desperately want to win an SEC title before Texas

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Sark has called a good game. This one ain’t on him other than assembling a team of retards. 

wrong thread

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