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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs

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  • RecoveringAlcoholic
    RecoveringAlcoholic

    It's not a playoff, it's a brand name invitational when teams with more losses are being campaigned for and included based on the brand name while excluding and campaigning against other schools with

  • are some of y’all trying to be “good fans” or “objective” or something when you say that it’s the florida loss that’s keeping us out? cuz y’all know that’s not true right? it’s only been repeated 10,0

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Sarkisian went on the SEC morning show today and doubled down on both Texas deserving to be in the playoffs and reconsidering the OOC schedule going forward. He basically said, with the SEC going to 9

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pretty much yeah I don’t see it, OU is above us now can Missouri or LSU beat them? Prolly not and it doesn’t fucking matter we just got boat raced by Georgia. 

Edited by scramblyn

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fix your tampons gaping vaginas 

Speaking facts doesn’t mean you’re a limp dicked shit or a sandy vagina 

it would be bullshit if we do based on today's result. who looks at this team, and thinks, 'yeah they deserve to play for the national championship"

With this coaching staff, we should decline an invitation to the Meineke Bowl. 

Edited by Tex Pete

This team has not one time looked like a playoff team all season. Maybe for about 3 qtrs they looked like a decent team. But they never from the first play of the season looked like a playoff team. The were Texas bullshit was nauseating we should be unranked this week 

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This team has not one time looked like a playoff team all season. Maybe for about 3 qtrs they looked like a decent team. But they never from the first play of the season looked like a playoff team. The were Texas bullshit was nauseating we should be unranked this week 

The playoff is mostly decent teams just sayin

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

The playoff is mostly decent teams just sayin

James Madison will probably be in. 

Just a shitty day. We got stomped. A&M and OU both won.

The only consolation is we can fuck up Arky and A&M to end the season.

Don't talk about playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game! Another game.

14 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

With this coaching staff, we should decline an invitation to the Meineke Bowl. 

But but you would lose two weeks of practice that helps for next year!

After watching what this team did with the last TWO WEEKS of practice /prep for this game.... we should DECLINE ANY BOWL BID.

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This team has not one time looked like a playoff team all season. Maybe for about 3 qtrs they looked like a decent team. But they never from the first play of the season looked like a playoff team. The were Texas bullshit was nauseating we should be unranked this week 

Yes, we should be unranked now. Someday , Texas will have coach that's serious about football over whatever it is that Sark is serious about . . .

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Just a shitty day. We got stomped. A&M and OU both won.

The only consolation is we can fuck up Arky and A&M to end the season.

Don't talk about playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game! Another game.

Upsetting the fucking Aggies is a worthy prize.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

James Madison will probably be in. 

Exactly. Plus some scrub from the ACC. Plus Oklahoma who we beat. We ain’t getting in and we don’t deserve to but we could beat a third of the field at least. 

3 minutes ago, Orange-4-Life said:

Yes, we should be unranked now. Someday , Texas will have coach that's serious about football over whatever it is that Sark is serious about . . .

Fake threats about taking an NFL job?

1 minute ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

That's twice this season after a bye week, we just got absolutely owned.

100% coaching.

Sark sucks.

Instead of not scheduling OSU we should get rid of bye weeks

7 minutes ago, Orange-4-Life said:

Upsetting the fucking Aggies is a worthy prize.

aggy way of thinking.

Season was a disaster. No, beating aggy doesn't do shit to change that.

10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Just a shitty day. We got stomped. A&M and OU both won.

The only consolation is we can fuck up Arky and A&M to end the season.

Don't talk about playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game! Another game.

lololol we are more likely to lose to both than win out 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

aggy way of thinking.

Season was a disaster. No, beating aggy doesn't do shit to change that.

We beat OU. So no, the season is not a disaster. Just a cluster-fuck imo.

We deserve to watch the fucking faggys win the SEC and compete for a NC. fucking bullshit underperforming cuck coaching staff.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

aggy way of thinking.

Season was a disaster. No, beating aggy doesn't do shit to change that.

9-3 with wins over all 3 rivals is aight. Definitely not great though

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I want to make more bad decisions tonight. 

Get an RV and a sex tent asap.

Look for a low bridge crossing. 

???

Profit.

Team has major flaws… even if we somehow squeaked into the playoffs, we’d lose fairly early.  Arch was learning earlier in the season, still has room to improve but isn’t the problem.  We need major upgrades at receiver, DB, RB, probably OL and DT…. Several coaches also should be upgraded.  I’m not thinking we should replace Sark because chances of getting a worse HC is higher than upgrading and the change could be a big setback.  

6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Instead of not scheduling OSU we should get rid of bye weeks

I think our season was lost during the offseason. A total mishandling of off season workouts and spring ball by Sark, and I hope he learned from his mistake. These are college kids not NFL pros. They need reps and they need to be pushed all year to continue to improve. 

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5 minutes ago, immamac said:

I want to make more bad decisions tonight. 

Book a flight to Maui 

We need to crush the portal this offseason, fuck recruiting high school kids, they’ll just portal out if you don’t coddle them. Bring in some hard pipe hittin’ motherfuckers.

Well don't have to worry about this now. Now we can worry if it's Liberty Bowl or maybe we can make the Cheez-It Bowl. 

Before the season, someone asked me my prediction for the year.  Told him that this shit is all unpredictable, but missing the playoffs would be a disappointment.

Five SEC teams will be in the playoffs and we, the preseason #1, will not be one of them.  Unmitigated disaster. 

Edited by Chuckie Finster

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Book a flight to Maui 

That bad decision is half-baked. Keep flying across the pacific to Thailand or Vietnam

i'm pulling for the Texas bowl. I can walk to the metro rail. we had a killer tailgate the last texas bowl. the game sucked donkey boner 

 

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52 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fix your tampons gaping vaginas 

The only gaping hole I see is the one Georgia just left behind teaching our coaching staff and our team how inadequate they are in the biggest of games.

12 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

9-3 with wins over all 3 rivals is aight. Definitely not great though

not when the losses are embarrassing in different ways. 

- SEC Champ: Probably gumps

- B1G champ: OSU

- Big 12 champ: probably tortilla aggy

- ACC champ: Miami

- Group of 5: who gives af

- Indiana

- Aggy

- Ole Miss

- Kirby the clapper

- Notre Dame

- Oregon

- wagon

Were cooked. Even with a win over piggy & aggy, We need blOU to lose to Midzoo or LSU (probably not happening). We need tortilla tech to beat BYU again. We need Vandy to lose another game. And we need the committee to put us in with 4 other sec teams.

42 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

lololol we are more likely to lose to both than win out 

Never tell me the odds!

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