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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs

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Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Shut the fuck up idiot.

He forgot to put no CR, faggot

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  • RecoveringAlcoholic
    RecoveringAlcoholic

    It's not a playoff, it's a brand name invitational when teams with more losses are being campaigned for and included based on the brand name while excluding and campaigning against other schools with

  • are some of y’all trying to be “good fans” or “objective” or something when you say that it’s the florida loss that’s keeping us out? cuz y’all know that’s not true right? it’s only been repeated 10,0

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    Sarkisian went on the SEC morning show today and doubled down on both Texas deserving to be in the playoffs and reconsidering the OOC schedule going forward. He basically said, with the SEC going to 9

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19 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bama lost to Florida state and barely scraped out a win against Auburn so those qualifiers don’t work, and that’s not even mentioning Miami. 

It seems like the litmus test for SEC teams getting into the playoffs this season was beating Georgia & beating the team that beat Georgia, cancelling out any other losses to teams that lost to Georgia. 

23 minutes ago, petscii said:

Just say losing to a team like Florida and barely scraping out wins against a couple other Floridaesque teams you play eliminates you.

That's it.
 

Us and Alabama out you say 

6 minutes ago, MrBig said:

It seems like the litmus test for SEC teams getting into the playoffs this season was beating Georgia & beating the team that beat Georgia, cancelling out any other losses to teams that lost to Georgia. 

But mainly getting through the twelve game regular season with only two losses.

Vandy should be super pissed.

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3 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

So if BYU and Alabama gets blown out, do we have any chance of getting in?

It’s over. 
 

the only people still talking about us are UT fans.  BYU/Bama blowouts turns all the talking points to Bama/DomeMiami and which of those get the 2 remaining spots and that will consume the media.  
 

Meanwhile, there could be a 4 loss team getting the last spot depending on tonight and tomorrow’s results.   They need to stop saying “12 best teams” and just say 10 best records and 2 charity spots

 

Nobody gonna even watch the scam first round of bullshit teams they put in ahead of us. Dumb. 
 

there’s the SEC then everyone else….

 

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7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's not lost on me, but try reading things a bit yourself.  You called people "mongoloids" for thinking 10-2 Miami might be ahead of 9-3 Texas.  Care to address my fucking point?

Just go read page 1 of this thread. :) it’s good 

1 hour ago, petscii said:

Just say losing to a team like Florida and barely scraping out wins against a couple other Floridaesque teams you play eliminates you.

That's it.
 

They did say that, fans just ignore it. Amazing how many posts in those game threads recognized the dogshit non-playoff team performance in those games and then somehow think the committee didn’t see the same thing.  

3 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

They did say that, fans just ignore it. Amazing how many posts in those game threads recognized the dogshit non-playoff team performance in those games and then somehow think the committee didn’t see the same thing.  

Hey fuck you guy.  Were Texas 

It doesn’t actually matter how you look in those games. Just don’t lose 3 of them. Lesson learned. Schedule accordingly.

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

It doesn’t actually matter how you look in those games. Just don’t lose 3 of them. Lesson learned. Schedule accordingly.

I mean if bad losses were big issue Bama should be out and ND, Miami or Vandy should be in.

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

I mean if bad losses were big issue Bama should be out and ND, Miami or Vandy should be in.

That SECCG tho.

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

It doesn’t actually matter how you look in those games. Just don’t lose 3 of them. Lesson learned. Schedule accordingly.

Tell that to Vandy. Fuck that POS Pavia but they got fucked as a 2 loss team. 

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

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Poor aggy.

3 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Texas draws insane TV coverage. I still don't put it past the committee to weasel us in somehow.

Because money people make decisions, not a committee for regardeds…..

16 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Tell that to Vandy. Fuck that POS Pavia but they got fucked as a 2 loss team. 

That V sticker on the helmet stands for Vagina though. 

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

It doesn’t actually matter how you look in those games. Just don’t lose 3 of them. Lesson learned. Schedule accordingly.

Apparently not…per CDC….Early season Tv money is greater to him than being in the playoffs…Money over championships.

33 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

article date: 

02/26/25

 

new shit has come to light

we will see.  

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9 hours ago, Zeus said:

Nobody gonna even watch the scam first round of bullshit teams they put in ahead of us. Dumb. 
 

there’s the SEC then everyone else….

 

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Holy shit that was a huge number we put up in the aggy game at the same time Miami drew a 2.2M v Pitt. ESPN absolutely has to see those numbers and be thinking what the fuck are you assholes on the committee even talking about? 

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10 hours ago, David Dennison said:

But mainly getting through the twelve game regular season with only two losses.

Vandy should be super pissed.

They're behind us.  But the loss column?!?!

3 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Why are we still doing this?

Came here to say the same thing. Lock this thread

10 hours ago, Zeus said:

Nobody gonna even watch the scam first round of bullshit teams they put in ahead of us. Dumb. 
 

there’s the SEC then everyone else….

 

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That's a lot of people watching gross football at #5 - #8

11 hours ago, Zeus said:

Nobody gonna even watch the scam first round of bullshit teams they put in ahead of us. Dumb. 
 

there’s the SEC then everyone else….

 

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Weird I thought Pavia was the best story in college football? He can’t even outdraw Fat Ass Elko and the dysfunction junction boys 

Given this is really just entertainment...

Expand the playoffs to 14 teams.
12 selected as they are today.  2 more based on ratings and must have a winning record.  Teams ranked 11-12 play the at-large "ratings teams" the same week as CCG - as play-ins.

If the 2 at-large teams get crushed, who cares, we get another week of entertainment.  If one or both win, we all win, dispatching a pretender before the get fed to the #5 team a week later.

This year, Texas and LSU would be the at-large "ratings" teams (based on the above graphic).

Why are we still doing this?

Because it'll be 9 months before we get the pleasure of Wilcox in a game thread. This is the next best thing.

Congrats to Tulane for losing by 35 points to Ole Miss but still making the playoffs.

22 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Given this is really just entertainment...

Expand the playoffs to 14 teams.
12 selected as they are today.  2 more based on ratings and must have a winning record.  Teams ranked 11-12 play the at-large "ratings teams" the same week as CCG - as play-ins.

If the 2 at-large teams get crushed, who cares, we get another week of entertainment.  If one or both win, we all win, dispatching a pretender before the get fed to the #5 team a week later.

This year, Texas and LSU would be the at-large "ratings" teams (based on the above graphic).

The big flaw here is 1-4 and 11-14 this year would have to play and beat each other up while 5-10 get to rest.  
 

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

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No CR but if you change the MAGA hat to a CFP hat on MTG it would go perfect with this

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What I’ve found amusing in the short (2) years of the 12-team playoff is how everyone complains about the quality of playoff matchups which they don’t watch after fighting and politicking so hard to give the have-not’s a seat at the table at the end of the reg.  We’re spiraling towards something like a Tulane at Oregon & Virginia at Ole Miss.  That’s half of the 1st RD that college football consumers will likely outright skip, and it gets worse than that if Duke wins the ACC title game.  Cancel the 5th conference champion auto-bid.  It’s simply a better product, and better for business

On 12/4/2025 at 9:54 PM, Thatguy said:

Hondo eats sausages sideways 

At least I eat them for the taste.  You eat them for the shape.

1 hour ago, Jimbob said:

The big flaw here is 1-4 and 11-14 this year would have to play and beat each other up while 5-10 get to rest.  
 

11 plays 14; 12 plays 13 - these are play-ins for the real 11 and 12, but yes it is flawed.
 

25 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

What I’ve found amusing in the short (2) years of the 12-team playoff is how everyone complains about the quality of playoff matchups which they don’t watch after fighting and politicking so hard to give the have-not’s a seat at the table at the end of the reg.  We’re spiraling towards something like a Tulane at Oregon & Virginia at Ole Miss.  That’s half of the 1st RD that college football consumers will likely outright skip, and it gets worse than that if Duke wins the ACC title game.  Cancel the 5th conference champion auto-bid.  It’s simply a better product, and better for business

Never should have been 12. Should have always been 8 with no auto bids. 

8 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

So it's a complete beat down on bama and byu that we need to have any sort of chance in sneaking into the playoffs, right?

No you dipshit.  :)

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Congrats to Tulane for losing by 35 points to Ole Miss but still making the playoffs.

Losing by 3 TDs to UT-San Antonio should be automatic rejection. 

 

oh well, they did beat blue bloods Charlotte and Temple, so we can look past those 2 losses

13 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Mentally challenged snowflake pussy boiiii

I remember my first beer…

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

Correct, but it's over. 

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