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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs

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7 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

- SEC Champ: Probably gumps

- B1G champ: OSU

- Big 12 champ: probably tortilla aggy

- ACC champ: Miami

- Group of 5: who gives af

- Indiana

- Aggy

- Ole Miss

- Kirby the clapper

- Notre Dame

- Oregon

- wagon

Were cooked. Even with a win over piggy & aggy, We need blOU to lose to Midzoo or LSU (probably not happening). We need tortilla tech to beat BYU again. We need Vandy to lose another game. And we need the committee to put us in with 4 other sec teams.

Don’t be a dipshit, we have zero concerns here bro. 

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    It's not a playoff, it's a brand name invitational when teams with more losses are being campaigned for and included based on the brand name while excluding and campaigning against other schools with

  • are some of y’all trying to be “good fans” or “objective” or something when you say that it’s the florida loss that’s keeping us out? cuz y’all know that’s not true right? it’s only been repeated 10,0

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    Sarkisian went on the SEC morning show today and doubled down on both Texas deserving to be in the playoffs and reconsidering the OOC schedule going forward. He basically said, with the SEC going to 9

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13 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

- SEC Champ: Probably gumps

- B1G champ: OSU

- Big 12 champ: probably tortilla aggy

- ACC champ: Miami

- Group of 5: who gives af

- Indiana

- Aggy

- Ole Miss

- Kirby the clapper

- Notre Dame

- Oregon

- wagon

Were cooked. Even with a win over piggy & aggy, We need blOU to lose to Midzoo or LSU (probably not happening). We need tortilla tech to beat BYU again. We need Vandy to lose another game. And we need the committee to put us in with 4 other sec teams.

Miami won’t make the ACC CG. 

We have the same road record (2-3) as Auburn and Miss St. Only SEC teams with worse are LSU (1-3), South Carolina and Arkansas (0-4) and Florida (0-5).

Well we are a mediocre middle of the road sec team and that’s our ceiling.  We are mizzu.  

Holy shit you dipshits, if we end up going to the playoffs ar 9-3 we are going to get our shit pushed in.

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Spoiler: we’re not going 9-3

Please notice the IF in my statement. 

First two losses I get

getting boat raced like this were done. 
 

at least no more Wingo and Moore they suck ass

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Ugh

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We would’ve gotten smoked by Alabama today too this team didn’t show up. 

Just now, Zeus said:

We would’ve gotten smoked by Alabama today too this team didn’t show up. 

There are only 2 teams on that list I think Texas could beat.

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

There are only 2 teams on that list I think Texas could beat.

aggy, Oklahoma and Vanderbilt.  That's three.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

aggy, Oklahoma and Vanderbilt.  That's three.

Texas could also always beat Texas.  It's happened many times.

That's four.

God damn, we're in the catbird seat.

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

aggy, Oklahoma and Vanderbilt.  That's three.

I don't think we can beat aggie and I'm not sure we'd beat OU if we played them again.

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Florida is still our worst loss. 

Yep.

Pretty sure a lot of people expected losses at Columbus and Athens.

35 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Yep.

Pretty sure a lot of people expected losses at Columbus and Athens.

And yet these same people possibly thought we make the playoffs easy? And then do what? Get beat by teams we couldn’t beat in the regular season? I was still fooled by the Aark talent. Thought he could pull off a Bama type win on Georgia after a bye week to scheme knowing how we failed the last two times we played Kirby. And we are left with him saying post game “we ran the ball well.” We don’t belong in the playoffs. This was not a close game. We aren’t getting a rematch. And we may not for a long while with Steverino. 

3 hours ago, Orange-4-Life said:

Yes, we should be unranked now. Someday , Texas will have coach that's serious about football over whatever it is that Sark is serious about . . .

Cucking and drinking.

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

And yet these same people possibly thought we make the playoffs easy? And then do what? Get beat by teams we couldn’t beat in the regular season? I was still fooled by the Aark talent. Thought he could pull off a Bama type win on Georgia after a bye week to scheme knowing how we failed the last two times we played Kirby. And we are left with him saying post game “we ran the ball well.” We don’t belong in the playoffs. This was not a close game. We aren’t getting a rematch. And we may not for a long while with Steverino. 

A two loss Texas team makes the CFP.

Rematch with Ohio State and/or Georgia on a neutral field. See what happens.

That was what I thought was going to happen anyway. Oops.

Just now, David Dennison said:

A two loss Texas team makes the CFP.

Rematch with Ohio State and/or Georgia on a neutral field. See what happens.

That was what I thought was going to happen anyway. Oops.

You should check out turtles. They're neat!

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

A two loss Texas team makes the CFP.

Rematch with Ohio State and/or Georgia on a neutral field. See what happens.

That was what I thought was going to happen anyway. Oops.

It sucks, many of us who have been mad at sark all year had similar hopes. Or thoughts despite the fact that our games outside of a few quarters were unwatchable, I thought we turned a corner and Sark would best Kirby with a bye week to scheme and to build off the Vandy win. Was fucking wrong,  that is the lure of sark. No one denies he’s talented. He is. Thats the lure. But the reality is mid-level team whose roster unlike in previous two years could out athlete our mediocrity into the playoffs. We fucking lost to Florida after a bye week. A Florida that is actually better without Napier. Do we beat the Florida who fought toe to toe with Ole Miss today? I don’t think we do, 

Texas is gonna kill it in the KPMG Supply Chain Transformation bowl in Missoula

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We do not look like a playoff team 

And we haven’t all season. That’s why this thread always made me lol.


At the beginning of the year we were low key worried we wouldn’t make a bowl game and that same team doesn’t turn into a playoff contender. I know both are extreme examples of this team, point being we just aren’t good enough this year.

I always thought we were gonna get blown out, this Texas team was way better last year and couldn’t do it with 2 tries. Last year’s defense was something that’ll be hard to Reach again, that’s how good they were. When it was 14–10 I was surprised and actually had a little hope. Then the wheels fell off as expected.

This is who we have been all season, it was exposed more when we played a well coach team.

I know I shouldn’t be, because we’re Texas and all but I’m fine with 9-3 if we beat both our rivals this year. Literally, first half of the season arch couldnt hit a wide open guy 2 ft away and we couldn’t even run for 2 yards.

Yes, disappointing with NIL and all the talent but we could easily look like LSU, Clemson right now with the way the season started.

Next year if we don’t make the playoffs and look the same then I’ll riot.

There’s no way aggy stays at 3 after this weekend. I get that they are undefeated but they haven’t played anyone with a pulse. 
 

we won’t be because the committee sucks but I’d make the case we should be ranked above them. Going on the road to osu and Georgia and one bad game against Florida is a hell of a better resume than 10 wins against nobodies. Shrug 

11 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

There’s no way aggy stays at 3 after this weekend. I get that they are undefeated but they haven’t played anyone with a pulse. 
 

we won’t be because the committee sucks but I’d make the case we should be ranked above them. Going on the road to osu and Georgia and one bad game against Florida is a hell of a better resume than 10 wins against nobodies. Shrug 

Is this performance art?

15 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

There’s no way aggy stays at 3 after this weekend. I get that they are undefeated but they haven’t played anyone with a pulse. 
 

we won’t be because the committee sucks but I’d make the case we should be ranked above them. Going on the road to osu and Georgia and one bad game against Florida is a hell of a better resume than 10 wins against nobodies. Shrug 

Puff puff pass man

9-3 Texas was making the CFP if they kept the UGA game close. They didn't.

12 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Well we are a mediocre middle of the road sec team and that’s our ceiling.  We are mizzu.  

This season sure.  The new age of CFB is a team can change literally overnight.   We need to open the wallets and sign 10-15 of the best available at just about every position.  Tech did it, IU did it...in this new age of CFB one season has zero impact on the next in terms of forecasting.....the offseason is now more important and we need be as aggressive as any team.

On 11/1/2025 at 4:21 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m tired of reading all the herp derp dipshittery. It’s like 65% that a 9-3 texas would be in the playoffs. 

3 big 10 teams and that’s it. You will not be able to make an argument for a 4th one. 

10-2 Domers are in. 
Group of 5 team. 
SEC, ACC, Big 12 champs. 
 

thats 8 teams. There are 4 left to get in. 
Texas would have 3 wins against teams that are top 10 when they played them (and will all finish ranked). We’d have 3 losses. To the #1 squad at their place by a score, to the #4 team in the country at their house (guessing at Georgia) and to a very talented Florida team. 
do you mongloids really think, for example a 10-2 Miami team with losses to shitty ass Louisville and SMU are going over us?  And their 12 fans? 
 

root for Georgia tech to lose to Georgia and 1 other ACC game. Root for no big 12 teams to finish with 1 loss while not winning the auto bid. It’s certainly not a guarantee but son of a fucking hitch you simpletons it’s way more likely than not. 
all that said/ fuck it let’s go 10-2 and win me $1000 from doc and play for the sec title 
 

Dumbass.

this disaster of a season combined with aggie’s best season ever.  we are hitting bottom. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

this disaster of a season combined with aggie’s best season ever.  we are hitting bottom. 

There's still a way to go. They could win the national championship.

1 minute ago, futureman said:

this disaster of a season combined with aggie’s best season ever.  we are hitting bottom. 

OU being back in the playoff picture after losing to Texas is also right up there. It's like those seasons Texas would beat them and then falter, and OU would still be conference champs.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

There's still a way to go. They could win the national championship.

well at least they wouldn’t gloat about it. 

Just now, futureman said:

well at least they wouldn’t gloat about it. 

They would bleat about it, though.

Just now, NBHorn7 said:

OU being back in the playoff picture after losing to Texas is also right up there.

I’d take ou and tech having success over the aggies 100x/100.

On 11/16/2025 at 1:14 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Dumbass.

But but but, we are Texas. We has monies and TV eyeballz. Whaaaaaaaa!!!

This thread is a case study on why some people shouldn’t go to law school. 

Had Texas blown out the scrubs on its schedule and lost to OSU, one of BlowU or Vandy, and UGa, then you could make an argument for them being in the play, because they would have lost to top 5/10 teams and handled business elsewhere. They would have a late season upset over aggy to go with it.

But I find it hard to believe that the current team that trots out every Saturday is going to be taken over anyone.

If we cover the spread against Arkansas and then outclass A&M like we did last year, we can still get in IF we have some help like OU losing to Missouri or Ole Miss losing to Miss St. Odds arent great but if we blast A&M that will stick in the committee members minds. 

On 11/15/2025 at 11:50 PM, BurntEyes said:

I don't think we can beat aggie and I'm not sure we'd beat OU if we played them again.

OU’s offense can’t do the shit that dogfucks our defense, and our offensive issues have not been really related to the turnovers that OU thrives on.
 

Maybe if we played them in Norman because we have serious issues playing on the road, but I’m taking Texas all day in that rematch on a neutral field. 

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