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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs

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1 minute ago, Slacks said:

Did y'all get us in yet?

Everyone was down because the committee had us 13 in the previous ranking, but since when has that previous ranking ever had a bearing on the final one? Did they announce they changed that? They've always re-racked and judged everything their own way regardless of their prior rankings in the past. It's how TCU got left out a decade ago and how FSU got left out 2 years ago. 

Honestly, given how shit embarrassing the ACC is and how bad Alabama looked, I have zero idea what they will do. 

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4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Did y'all get us in yet?

The BMDs are getting a Highland Park hooker to drive out to Grapevine to meet Yurachek now.  Lulz.

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Everyone was down because the committee had us 13 in the previous ranking, but since when has that previous ranking ever had a bearing on the final one? Did they announce they changed that? They've always re-racked and judged everything their own way regardless of their prior rankings in the past. It's how TCU got left out a decade ago and how FSU got left out 2 years ago. 

Honestly, given how shit embarrassing the ACC is and how bad Alabama looked, I have zero idea what they will do. 

See its figure skating of the Katarina Witt era.

25 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Ohio State lost to the Beastie Boys.

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Yall are confusing me. Why is everyone arguing about the 11 seed? The way I see it Tulane is 11 and 12 is either JMU or UVA. What am I missing?

5 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:

Yall are confusing me. Why is everyone arguing about the 11 seed? The way I see it Tulane is 11 and 12 is either JMU or UVA. What am I missing?

That’s correct, although UVA would likely be 11, and it’s possible that they could take Duke instead of JMU. Doubt that though.

I got carried away explaining that the result of this game (ACC) doesn’t change anything for the at-large hopefuls.

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IU

UGA

OSU

Tech

Oregon

Ole Miss

aggy

OU

Notre Dame

Miami or Alabama

Tulane

JMU

 

Lock it in.

 

So stupid

 

And go ahead and pencil in tOSU for national title.

 

They lost 13-10 to Michigan last year.

 

And this year…..
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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

IU

UGA

OSU

Tech

Oregon

Ole Miss

aggy

OU

Notre Dame

Miami or Alabama

Tulane

JMU

 

Lock it in.

 

So stupid

 

And go ahead and pencil in tOSU for national title.

 

They lost 13-10 to Michigan last year.

 

And this year…..
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Texas has the better resume over Bama, ND and Miami

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Texas has the better resume over Bama, ND and Miami

They do, but this committee doesnt have the courage

 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

IU

UGA

OSU

Tech

Oregon

Ole Miss

aggy

OU

Notre Dame

Miami or Alabama

Tulane

JMU

 

Lock it in.

 

So stupid

 

And go ahead and pencil in tOSU for national title.

 

They lost 13-10 to Michigan last year.

 

And this year…..
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if only Sark hadn't phoned in gameplanning for Florida, we would be in the playoff

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Texas has the better resume over Bama, ND and Miami

They don’t care.  They put us 13 on Tuesday to not have to deal with us tomorrow. They don’t have to deal with us. 
 

They gotta deal with Miami and Alabama and I guess maybe Duke vs JMU

That’s it. That’s their job tomorrow. 

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

They don’t care.  They put us 13 on Thursday to not have to deal with us. They don’t have to deal with us. 
 

They gotta deal with Miami and Alabama and I guess maybe Duke vs JMU

That’s it. That’s their job tomorrow. 

bama losing by 3 TDs makes their job harder. Texas has better wins.

JMU needs to watch that Oregon-Colorado game from 2 years ago. Lanning might do horrible things to them

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

bama losing by 3 TDs makes their job harder. Texas has better wins.

How exactly?  They don’t have to deal with us. They have to deal with Miami/Alabama and Notre Dame. 

Fuck it, let Duke in. Neither is beating Oregon

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

Surely the committee will step in and won’t let 2 G5 teams in right 

It’s that or 5 loss Duke. 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Cant change the rules lol

I mean…

39 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Yeah, that would be the logical thing to do, but then again how do you justify ND above Miami and Texas. The committee has a hard on for certain teams.

not only is the ACC's conf champ not in but Miami didn't even make the conf champ game and this isn't a case of a Big 12 like division thing.  Miami is not the champ because they couldn't beat Louisville at home.

Just now, taybo20 said:

Alabama lost to Florida state. Florida beat Florida state. Bama should not be in 

Great so Miami is in. 
 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

It’s that or 5 loss Duke. 

There are other conference champs that will be ahead of Duke in the ratings, that eliminates them

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Great so Miami is in. 
 

I'd rather Miami get in than Bama. They would at least have some chance at winning a game.

Just now, Slacks said:

Please let Tulane play aggy.

Aggy will get Bama or Miami

Just now, NBHorn7 said:

There are other conference champs that will be ahead of Duke in the ratings, that eliminates them

I know that hence my point. They either take Tulane and JMU or they move 5 loss previously unranked Duke ahead of 1 loss previously 25 JMU

I'd rather Miami get in than Bama. They would at least have some chance at winning a game.

Agreed… Bama has looked pretty rough the last 3 weeks. They ain’t winning shit.
Just now, Brian Fantana said:

I'd rather Miami get in than Bama. They would at least have some chance at winning a game.

I think you underestimate the shittiness of Carson Beck

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I know that hence my point. They either take Tulane and JMU or they move 5 loss previously unranked Duke ahead of 1 loss previously 25 JMU

Correct.

3 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Alabama lost to Florida state. Florida beat Florida state. Bama should not be in 

Nobody on the committee likes Texas. They’ll do whatever they can to fuck us over.

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Citrus for sure?

or any chance vandy gets it and we end up in the “pool of 6” and someone land in Houston?

 

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If Alabama drops out of the playoffs, they will go to the Citrus bowl and Texas will drop to the ReliaQuest bowl


 Oh yeah…

forgot about bama dropping 

8 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Surely the committee will step in and won’t let 2 G5 teams in right 

As shitty as the committee is I wouldn’t be shocked to see north Texas drop out of the rankings and 8-5 Duke slide in at 24

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Just now, NashLonghorn said:

Nobody on the committee likes Texas. They’ll do whatever they can to fuck us over.

They already did that last week. We are not even going to be talked about. The 13 on Tuesday made sure of that no matter how many posts were made after that. 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I think you underestimate the shittiness of Carson Beck

I'll still take him and the Canes over Bama's fisher price O-line

Just now, Jimbob said:

As shitty as the committee is I wouldn’t be shocked to see north Texas drop out of the rankings and 8-5 Duke slide in at 25

25 won’t be good enough. They have to pass JMU

35 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

The BMDs are getting a Highland Park hooker to drive out to Grapevine to meet Yurachek now.  Lulz.

and tomorrows DMN headlines. CJK6H because SMU didnt make it. 

ACC, ND, and SEC all battling it out to get the last spot. SEC and ND will win that battle. ACC will be shut out this year lol. ND will go to OU and Bama will go to aggy. At least aggy got fucked over in all of this. 

4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If Alabama drops out of the playoffs, they will go to the Citrus bowl and Texas will drop to the ReliaQuest bowl

Sark's failure at Florida is really killing us, goddamn.

edit: lol @The_Great_Hornsby do you disagree with that assessment? But for getting our peepees whacked by Florida, and slamming our dicks in the door at Kentucky and Mud Aggy, we would be in the CFP.

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7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Alabama lost to Florida state. Florida beat Florida state. Bama should not be in 

Bama beat Georgia

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