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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs

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  • RecoveringAlcoholic
    RecoveringAlcoholic

    It's not a playoff, it's a brand name invitational when teams with more losses are being campaigned for and included based on the brand name while excluding and campaigning against other schools with

  • are some of y’all trying to be “good fans” or “objective” or something when you say that it’s the florida loss that’s keeping us out? cuz y’all know that’s not true right? it’s only been repeated 10,0

  • closetojumping
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    Sarkisian went on the SEC morning show today and doubled down on both Texas deserving to be in the playoffs and reconsidering the OOC schedule going forward. He basically said, with the SEC going to 9

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28 minutes ago, hornbri said:

Why do I get the feeling a lot of us are going to be up late tonight on this thread rooting for Tree

Because we love college football? 

Lining up in I formation on 4th and 2 to run a fucking play-action pass is the most no fucking duh bullshit alive. Nobody is seriously lining up to run for 2 goddamn yards on 4th down in 2025

lol , what happens when you have to depend on other teams instead of taking care of business yourself. 
 

 

Did lsu just go I formation and try to run a play action on a 4th and long 2?

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Welp, the only route left is both Stanford and Auburn win….

How does meth land get ahead of texas if our conference record is the same but yet texas beat them.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

That closes the door right 

Bama has a better chance of losing tonight than OU tbqh.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

That closes the door right 

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Just now, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

we need to cancel the nd series asap 

The ND series is probably the most important one NOT to cancel. Someone has to give them a loss and keep them out. 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

The ND series is probably the most important one NOT to cancel. Someone has to give them a loss and keep them out. 

Like aggy and Miami?

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

The ND series is probably the most important one NOT to cancel. Someone has to give them a loss and keep them out. 

aggy gave them a loss this season. Didn't matter because they're Notre Dame and will still make the playoffs ( as long as they beat Stanford )

3 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

how did ou get so highly ranked?  we should pass them 

They beat Tennessee and Bama on the road and Mizzou at home late in the season when all three teams were ranked.  Never mind that we all know Tennessee and Mizzou were overrated.

Just now, mdmost said:

Like aggy and Miami?

Yeah, the system is rigged in their favor now. A three loss ND will probably make it every year 

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

That closes the door right 

War Damn Eagle. 

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

aggy gave them a loss this season. Didn't matter because they're Notre Dame and will still make the playoffs ( as long as they beat Stanford )

 

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Like aggy and Miami?

3 > 2, right?

6 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

The ND series is probably the most important one NOT to cancel. Someone has to give them a loss and keep them out. 

Nah they need us more than we need them 

Call the lawyers and break the scheduled with OSU and Michigan. It’s detrimental to the future success of Texas to play those games. 
 

the committee lied about taking schedule into account, and tough OOC scheduling. Especially road games. 

9 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

How does meth land get ahead of texas if our conference record is the same but yet texas beat them.

because OU beat a bad Michigan team at home bu 11 and Texas lost to #1 Ohio St by 7 on the road. Pretty much.

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Just now, yoladu said:

because OU beat a bad Michigan team at home and Texas lost to #1 Ohio St by 7 on the road. Pretty much.

Once again why they shouldn’t schedule them. 

Now that Vandy and OU are 10-2, Sark and our media team need to emphasize that we would also be 10-2 if we played Syracuse instead of Ohio State. So, with equal records in mind, Texas has head to head wins over BOTH of those teams therefore Texas should be ranked ahead of both Vandy and OU. (I have little faith this happens)

Call the lawyers and break the scheduled with OSU and Michigan. It’s detrimental to the future success of Texas to play those games. 
 
the committee lied about taking schedule into account, and tough OOC scheduling. Especially road games. 

Except the could monkey around the final rankings on December 7 as long as they can justify it.
11 minutes ago, D3zii said:

lol , what happens when you have to depend on other teams instead of taking care of business yourself. 
 

 

lol!

Wonder if the OSU/UM games can even be cancelled since we already played both on Fox. ABC/ESPN will want their cut. At the very least it would be expensive. ND needs to be canceled on Wednesday. Good riddance to those fuckers, they don't deserve any big games until they join a fucking conference.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Now that Vandy and OU are 10-2, Sark and our media team need to emphasize that we would also be 10-2 if we played Syracuse instead of Ohio State. So, with equal records in mind, Texas has head to head wins over BOTH of those teams therefore Texas should be ranked ahead of both Vandy and OU. (I have little faith this happens)

OU played Michigan. They are above us. Vandy played nobody. That's why we will be ahead of them. Bama needs to lose for us to have a shot. It also is our strongest case. Because it preserves the quality of our OU win and both Bama and Texas beat the fighting Pavias. 

LSU just played about the worst game you could play with a dual threat QB. 1-14 on 3rd/4th downs. Losery ass losers in a 3rd world country-state. 

Does Booger McFarland get a vouce?

 

Who gives a fuck?

 

Seriously. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

LSU just played about the worst game you could play with a dual threat QB. 1-14 on 3rd/4th downs. Losery ass losers in a 3rd world country-state. 

And almost beat a “playoff team”

1 minute ago, TXpride said:

Wonder if the OSU/UM games can even be cancelled since we already played both on Fox. ABC/ESPN will want their cut. At the very least it would be expensive. ND needs to be canceled on Wednesday. Good riddance to those fuckers, they don't deserve any big games until they join a fucking conference.

Fuck the networks, they did this.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

This day has gone pretty bad for Texas.

Yea I mean Michigan was the only one I expected to actually lose. Amazed LSU was even close. 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

This day has gone pretty bad for Texas.

Aside from Michigan losing, the other 5+ things we needed to happen were all long shots. The 8% chance of making the playoffs after the aggy win was that low for a reason. 

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Aside from Michigan losing, the other 5+ things we needed to happen were all long shots. The 8% chance of making the playoffs after the aggy win was that low for a reason. 

And yet somehow based on the same model OU had a 41% chance of making it even if they lost today? 
 

The system is broken. Go independent. Fuck conferences.

When they take two loss ou and two loss vandy ahead of us, it's going to be bullshit.

At least you can argue OU played a hard schedule 

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