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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs

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11 minutes ago, MrBig said:

The loss column is the only thing that matters. You could fuck Cindy Crawford, Pam Anderson and Sydney Sweeney all in the same year, but if you also fucked Rosie O’Donnell too that’s all anyone is going to remember. The hotties don’t cancel out the ugly loss. 

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  • RecoveringAlcoholic
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    It's not a playoff, it's a brand name invitational when teams with more losses are being campaigned for and included based on the brand name while excluding and campaigning against other schools with

  • are some of y’all trying to be “good fans” or “objective” or something when you say that it’s the florida loss that’s keeping us out? cuz y’all know that’s not true right? it’s only been repeated 10,0

  • closetojumping
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    Sarkisian went on the SEC morning show today and doubled down on both Texas deserving to be in the playoffs and reconsidering the OOC schedule going forward. He basically said, with the SEC going to 9

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1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

idea was fine , the execution of it is ridiculous 

i dont even think its complicated to fix , make a transparent weighted scoring system , remove the humans , remove the ap and coaches poll influence from the scoring system 

this is not a technical challenge 

and we shall call it..the BCS Playoffs

 

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7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They’re not getting in, do you even understand the rules?

Apparently not.

Why don't you explain what criteria the CFB Playoff committee is using to determine the 12 qualifiers?

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1 hour ago, SaucyJack said:

Best case Texas ends up at 11 or 12, and still out.

Any CCG team ranked at 10 or better THIS Tuesday is in the playoff.  The committee will not deincentivize playing in CCG

2 years ago Florida state won and went to 13-0 and fell from 3 to 6. It’s not the most likely result but it could happen depending upon how it all shakes out. 

20 minutes ago, MrBig said:

The loss column is the only thing that matters. You could fuck Cindy Crawford, Pam Anderson and Sydney Sweeney all in the same year, but if you also fucked Rosie O’Donnell too that’s all anyone is going to remember. The hotties don’t cancel out the ugly loss. 

Can I fuck Rosie first?

We just need to be at 12 or better and the pressure campaign can continue into next week. Maybe Simpson breaks his leg in the game. Maybe Bama gets beat by 20+. There are some pathways at that point, but it all hinges on being ranked 12th or better. 

1 hour ago, NWAustinDude said:

Your notes fail. Tulane beat Duke. 

Totally changes my point. Fine its tie between power houses Louisville and Wake Forest both at 8-4? 

14 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

If Florida is Rosie O'Donnell who the hell is Florida State?

Roseanne Barr.

26 minutes ago, MrBig said:

The loss column is the only thing that matters. You could fuck Cindy Crawford, Pam Anderson and Sydney Sweeney all in the same year, but if you also fucked Rosie O’Donnell too that’s all anyone is going to remember. The hotties don’t cancel out the ugly loss. 

Look, we are all familiar with both my kinks and regards and fucking Rosie certainly ain't one of them. That said, if it means fucking Pam, Sydney and Cindy I'm taking one for MY team.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Roseanne Barr.

Bridge Too far. 

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Um... I'm not sure how to break this to you but the Manny _Iaz coach Duke team is 7-5 with it's top win being (checks notes) #21 Tulane is playing against the biggest fraud in 2025 Virginia. For the record Virginia's top win is (checks notes) ummm.. 8-4 Louisville? 7-5 Duke??? 

So it can't be anything but exactly what you're "hoping" it will be.

Oh I’m aware of all that. What I’m saying is that I want the game to look in Person and on TV even lower quality than the paper would have it looking. Like 3-2 VA as a final where the ACC has to have a team in and America is pissed that they have said team and demanding they not have 2 from that conference in. 

9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I don't expect bravery to come from a committee of admins and old coaches. 

This is genuinely the biggest issue with the committee. It's a bunch of old heads almost all of whom have specific ties to teams and schools or conferences that are relevant year after year. There is NO accountability.

I'd rather go back to the BCS style of ranking than continue this bullshit one more year.

12 folks. Six sitting ADs (Nebraska, Utah, Middle Tenn, Miami Ohio, Virginia, Arkansas). Two former ADS. Two former coaches. One writer (Ivan Maisel) and one former player (Wesley Walls.)

Having half of your group be existing, sitting ADs is a truly incredible conflict of interests - yeah they "recuse" themselves but who believes that.

We should be in because we can beat any of those other teams currently predicted to be in the first round.

8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

2 years ago Florida state won and went to 13-0 and fell from 3 to 6. It’s not the most likely result but it could happen depending upon how it all shakes out. 

We shall see.

4 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Can I fuck Rosie first?

Given the schedule order of Florida, OU, Vandy, aTm, that would be reasonable.  After that "prize" I suspect most of us would be cautious about making any wager going forward.

Texas wins: Natalie Portman; Florida wins: Rosie
Texas wins: Sweeney; OU wins: Barr
Texas wins: Crawford; Vandy wins: Kathy Bates
Texas wins: Anderson; aTm wins: Kathy Griffin

After the Florida loss, many here were convinced Texas would lose 6 games.

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Look, in reality I’m a one woman man. I’ve only had sex with my wives. Consecutive wives, not concurrent- No BYU. If I was predisposed to have sex outside a relationship then a million times out of 100 I would fuck Roseanne and Rosy O’fat if it meant I got to plow my way through the top 5 prettiest women on the planet. Like, that’s not actually a thing anyone on here would actually say no to, is it?  
 

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3 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

We shall see.

Oh I absolutely believe it’s way more likely than not it would be Bama. I’m just saying it has to be a discussion and depending upon outcomes it’s possible we could jump them. 
we will jump byu if they lose I’d almost guarantee. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Oh I absolutely believe it’s way more likely than not it would be Bama. I’m just saying it has to be a discussion and depending upon outcomes it’s possible we could jump them. 
we will jump byu if they lose I’d almost guarantee. 

We'll be able to come back and see our fuckery.. Great Thread!

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Look, in reality I’m a one woman man. I’ve only had sex with my wives. Consecutive wives, not concurrent- No BYU. If I was predisposed to have sex outside a relationship then a million times out of 100 I would fuck Roseanne and Rosy O’fat if it meant I got to plow my way through the top 5 prettiest women on the planet. Like, that’s not actually a thing anyone on here would actually say no to, is it?  
 

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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Oh I’m aware of all that. What I’m saying is that I want the game to look in Person and on TV even lower quality than the paper would have it looking. Like 3-2 VA as a final where the ACC has to have a team in and America is pissed that they have said team and demanding they not have 2 from that conference in. 

I got ya man. Last game there were 800 yards between them 3 fumbles and 2 interceptions between them. Yet 17-3 at half. It was a sloppy ass game with 10 penalties for 105 yards. I admit I didn't watch it but it's pretty much exactly what your describing with a lot less _efense on Duke's side. (Shocking, who would have thunk Manny putting that out)

So I'm hoping for something similar, just shitty ball with hopefully Duke winning on some fluke shit. 

Regardless, it will be 2 teams of monkeys doing their best to procreate with a football.

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Look, in reality I’m a one woman man. I’ve only had sex with my wives. Consecutive wives, not concurrent- No BYU. If I was predisposed to have sex outside a relationship then a million times out of 100 I would fuck Roseanne and Rosy O’fat if it meant I got to plow my way through the top 5 prettiest women on the planet. Like, that’s not actually a thing anyone on here would actually say no to, is it?  
 

If you fuck Pamela you become Eskimo bros with the world. Probably walk away with an itchy case of herpes too.

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

If you fuck Pamela you become Eskimo bros with the world. Probably walk away with an itchy case of herpes too.

You think that's stopping me? The thirst is real and gotta say user name does NOT check out.

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I would fuck Roseanne and Rosy O’fat if it meant I got to plow my way through the top 5 prettiest women on the planet. Like, that’s not actually a thing anyone on here would actually say no to, is it?  

You are the definition of all gas no brakes 

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14 minutes ago, NoName said:

This is genuinely the biggest issue with the committee. It's a bunch of old heads almost all of whom have specific ties to teams and schools or conferences that are relevant year after year. There is NO accountability.

I'd rather go back to the BCS style of ranking than continue this bullshit one more year.

12 folks. Six sitting ADs (Nebraska, Utah, Middle Tenn, Miami Ohio, Virginia, Arkansas). Two former ADS. Two former coaches. One writer (Ivan Maisel) and one former player (Wesley Walls.)

Having half of your group be existing, sitting ADs is a truly incredible conflict of interests - yeah they "recuse" themselves but who believes that.

I can see the Arkansas, Utah, Virginia and Nebraska AD’s being totally objective considering the Texas argument.   Totally damn objective.   

Also, I am about to go find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.  

Why does Virginia hate us?  Did I miss something?

1 minute ago, JBJ said:

Why does Virginia hate us?  Did I miss something?

 Maybe their AD is secretly Silky Johnson?

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8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s the main reason I think we’ll be left out. We are pretty hated. 

It's the main reason I think we'll be in. We generate absolute fucktons of money.

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58 minutes ago, MrBig said:

The loss column is the only thing that matters. You could fuck Cindy Crawford, Pam Anderson and Sydney Sweeney all in the same year, but if you also fucked Rosie O’Donnell too that’s all anyone is going to remember. The hotties don’t cancel out the ugly loss. 

Are you seriously telling me you would NOT want to be Dan Aykroyd in this photo? 

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Nonsense. Bollocks. Balderdash!

lord knows i would

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25 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Look, in reality I’m a one woman man. I’ve only had sex with my wives. Consecutive wives, not concurrent- No BYU. If I was predisposed to have sex outside a relationship then a million times out of 100 I would fuck Roseanne and Rosy O’fat if it meant I got to plow my way through the top 5 prettiest women on the planet. Like, that’s not actually a thing anyone on here would actually say no to, is it?  
 

1) That sounds exhausting. What are we, 24 year olds?

2) Do not count me among your brethren. I never had to slump bust with anything near the likes of Rosie or Roseanne Barr and I wouldn’t now for all the money in the world. Yikes. 

27 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Look, in reality I’m a one woman man. I’ve only had sex with my wives. Consecutive wives, not concurrent- No BYU. If I was predisposed to have sex outside a relationship then a million times out of 100 I would fuck Roseanne and Rosy O’fat if it meant I got to plow my way through the top 5 prettiest women on the planet. Like, that’s not actually a thing anyone on here would actually say no to, is it?  
 

I'd do Rosie without those, if we're talking early 1990s Rosie

not Roseanne tho. she's grody, always has been. yuck. definitely need the 5-beauty spree afterwards for that. and one hell of a thorough shower

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

1) That sounds exhausting. What are we, 24 year olds?

2) Do not count me among your brethren. I never had to slump bust with anything near the likes of Rosie or Roseanne Barr and I wouldn’t now for all the money in the world. Yikes. 

liar

Urban Meyer and Collin Cowherd saying we should be in. Urban Meyer said nobody will ever play a tough non conf game again because of this and of course Texas should be in, it's obvious. Cowherd said they need to get rid of ND.  

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'd do Rosie without those, if we're talking early 1990s Rosie

not Roseanne tho. she's grody, always has been. yuck. definitely need the 5-beauty spree afterwards for that. and one hell of a thorough shower

liar

Absolutely not. My only kinks are that a chick has to be legitimately attractive and also no fat chicks.

And you are embarrassing yourself by rationalizing any moment in time in which O’Donnell was suitable. 

8 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Urban Meyer and Collin Cowherd saying we should be in. Urban Meyer said nobody will ever play a tough non conf game again because of this and of course Texas should be in, it's obvious. Cowherd said they need to get rid of ND.  

Excellent, the checks are clearing.

27 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Why does Virginia hate us?  Did I miss something?

Because they’re afraid we’ll Slide down our cloth from New York down by they’re Virginia, Ticklin' them around Delaware before I enter

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Fuck those computers. I’m bout to pour some water on those bitches.

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Our offense isn’t built like that.  

Sark doesn’t want anyone breaking his yardage record against aggy. 

20 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Urban Meyer and Collin Cowherd saying we should be in. Urban Meyer said nobody will ever play a tough non conf game again because of this and of course Texas should be in, it's obvious. Cowherd said they need to get rid of ND.  

Might be the first smart or correct thing Cowherd has said in two decades

28 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Are you seriously telling me you would NOT want to be Dan Aykroyd in this photo? 

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Nonsense. Bollocks. Balderdash!

lord knows i

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33 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'd do Rosie without those, if we're talking early 1990s 

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1 minute ago, Kwix said:

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Emmanuel Acho?

We may not be in. But if we’re not, it should be the catalyst for fucking the whole system to the bejesus. 

In or not, I hope Texas leads the charge in making it ideal to play cool OOC games. Making CCG games disappear. Making portal a single window. Making rev share equal, but NIL really NIL. Outlawing overalls on cheerleaders unless they are female and wearing absolutely nothing underneath. 

7 minutes ago, Kwix said:

Posted by everyone's favorite longhorn.

Walter Cronkite?

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