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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs

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6 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Yes, but football ain't basketball.  Much easier for an upset in basketball. How many G5 upsets of major P4 schools have there been in the last 10, 20 years.  I remember Michigan/App. St. and Aggy/UL Ragin' Cajuns.  It's pretty damned rare.

Boise/OU, Utah/Bama, NIU/ND…I mean this happens all the time and it’s great when it does.

It is harder in the transfer/NIL era, and enforced G5 apartheid makes it worse. The transfer rule is another parity and excitement killing development. 

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    It's not a playoff, it's a brand name invitational when teams with more losses are being campaigned for and included based on the brand name while excluding and campaigning against other schools with

  • are some of y’all trying to be “good fans” or “objective” or something when you say that it’s the florida loss that’s keeping us out? cuz y’all know that’s not true right? it’s only been repeated 10,0

  • closetojumping
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    Sarkisian went on the SEC morning show today and doubled down on both Texas deserving to be in the playoffs and reconsidering the OOC schedule going forward. He basically said, with the SEC going to 9

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1 minute ago, B00M said:

Now you got the rest of us jizzing over this. Where’s that jar we stole from aggy?

I thought the loser of the game got the jar...

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1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

My point is extremely simple: if you like football as a sport, you want to maintain a healthy pipeline and youth participation. A key to that is maximizing opportunities to participate in as many levels as possible. Shunting the G5 into some special lower division absolutely goes against that, and unless/until the NFL decides to subsidize the game, will absolutely reduce interest and participation. 
 

The NCAA tournament is a great example. If the NCAA suddenly announced that mid-majors got their own tournament and wouldn’t get Cinderella shot at Kansas, does that help or hurt CBB? All for the sake of adding two more teams from the middle of the SEC and Big XII? Of course not. It makes it all worse. 

I disagree.  I think having the G5 with its own set of playoffs and a chance to be national champion would actually increase interest in those schools' football programs.  It might even be a large revenue generator.  They are already second class citizens in the college football world.  I'm not trying to be insulting.  I'm just really tired of pretending that Wyoming, Troy and Bowling Green are in the same ballpark at Tennessee, Ohio State and USC.

One question how many here want Texas to make the play-offs because they think Texas has a great chance of winning it all or do you want they to make the play-offs just to piss off aggy and the rest of the country or do you want them to make the play offs because the players earned it.

Full disclosure I want them to make because players beat three top 15 teams and earned it since Sark screwed them with his game plan at Florida. Second aggy tears would be great for Christmas. Winning it all would only happen if somehow this team became disciplined and consistent which they have not done all year.

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13 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

*French benefits

I think this joke only works if I wrote porpoise fully. 

Just now, DanTheHorn said:

One question how many here want Texas to make the play-offs because they think Texas has a great chance of winning it all or do you want they to make the play-offs just to piss off aggy and the rest of the country or do you want them to make the play offs because the players earned it.

Full disclosure I want them to make because players beat three top 15 teams and earned it since Sark screwed them with his game plan at Florida. Second aggy tears would be great for Christmas. Winning it all would only happen if somehow this team became disciplined and consistent which they have not done it all year.

WHY NOT BOTH!

4 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Where are you seeing this?

Would not surprise me at all if there is some inside information being passed around

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Shits wild right now. 

it's always sunny in philadelphia charlie GIF

Just now, petscii said:

WHY NOT BOTH!

Both Is Good The Road To El Dorado GIF

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Sorry, but this is a bunch bullshit.  I think a lot of people keep quiet and take it easy on her because they don't want to be considered a misogynist. The Sark thread turned into an abomination. We have no problem calling dudes out as dumb motherfuckers every single day. Stupid is stupid. This is Surly, I think it's only fair to treat everyone like shit equally. 

Shhhh ...let the dude shoot his shot.

Edited by JBJ

13 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

HOLY FUCK, TEXAS +420 TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS WTF

 

WEEEEEEED

I have nothing against Nicole. But it is a lil tiring to hear all the bad things about sark and how he pissed it all away as if it was a certainty we were gonna win the national championship. I hate Texas losing as much as the next guy but fucking upsets happen and you need a lil luck to win it all. Sark is not perfect and has his issues but so do all the other coaches in The country. If he leaves or is fired let’s find the next best coach and hate on him. 

Okay explain this shit to someone who doesn't bet on shit.  It's at +590 now...what's that mean?

 

And yes I know it's probably bullshit and money driven...

2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

One question how many here want Texas to make the play-offs because they think Texas has a great chance of winning it all or do you want they to make the play-offs just to piss off aggy and the rest of the country or do you want them to make the play offs because the players earned it.

Full disclosure I want them to make because players beat three top 15 teams and earned it since Sark screwed them with his game plan at Florida. Second aggy tears would be great for Christmas. Winning it all would only happen if somehow this team became disciplined and consistent which they have not done all year.

If you hooked me up to a lie detector, I don't think we have a legitimate shot at winning a title.

I'm in on reason #2

12 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Stop dude. All of us say stupid shit. For example, I can't seem to keep my posts to a single sentence. But you know what you guys look like relentlessly attacking her? I don't think I need to say it. 

I don’t know why the personal attacks though. Attacking me is a past time for some here no matter what I post. It always has been. I just chalk it up to female troubles on their part. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 

3 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

One question how many here want Texas to make the play-offs because they think Texas has a great chance of winning it all or do you want they to make the play-offs just to piss off aggy and the rest of the country or do you want them to make the play offs because the players earned it.

 

Dr Steve Brule Yes GIF

3 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

One question how many here want Texas to make the play-offs because they think Texas has a great chance of winning it all or do you want they to make the play-offs just to piss off aggy and the rest of the country or do you want them to make the play offs because the players earned it.

Full disclosure I want them to make because players beat three top 15 teams and earned it since Sark screwed them with his game plan at Florida. Second aggy tears would be great for Christmas. Winning it all would only happen if somehow this team became disciplined and consistent which they have not done all year.

1. the players earned it

2a. piss people off

2b. great change of winning it (these would be flipped if you said "decent" chance of winning it).

4 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

people who post the same tired bullshit 1000 times on multiple threads are generally treated pretty harshly around here.  is it your position that she shouldn't be because she's a woman?

That’s not really true. I’ll give you the dumbest of the dumb are castigated for sure, we do happen to be at least one standard deviation above the ordinary meathead. However, there are plenty of blowhards that say inane shit over and over but are revered because of why I don’t know.  But misogyny has an interesting effect, the more you engage in it the more she (whomever is the target) either shuts up and self-relegates to the sideline or gets louder and repetitive.  In both dynamics the impact is to marginalize women’s voices with their self imposed silence or further criticism because of their status as a woman.  And as someone who is fairly observant I’m sure I’m right because …
 

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3 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

I have nothing against Nicole. But it is a lil tiring to hear all the bad things about sark and how he pissed it all away as if it was a certainty we were gonna win the national championship. I hate Texas losing as much as the next guy but fucking upsets happen and you need a lil luck to win it all. Sark is not perfect and has his issues but so do all the other coaches in The country. If he leaves or is fired let’s find the next best coach and hate on him. 

My stance is that you can't name 5 active coaches better, and the ones you do name aren't available at all.  So what's the point?

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6 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Boise/OU, Utah/Bama, NIU/ND…I mean this happens all the time and it’s great when it does.

It is harder in the transfer/NIL era, and enforced G5 apartheid makes it worse. The transfer rule is another parity and excitement killing development. 

The Boist St/OU Fiesta Bowl upset was one of the most fun CFB games I've ever watched. Not just bc OU was on the losing end. Nobody gave the Broncos a chance in that game.

I remember Utah taking it to Bama in that Sugar Bowl, too.

I'd like to be in because I enjoy watching our team play other good teams. I'd like to annoy other fan bases. I'd like to keep our OOC matchups except Notre Dame because f those freeloaders. 

9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Sorry, but this is a bunch bullshit.  I think a lot of people keep quiet and take it easy on her because they don't want to be considered a misogynist. The Sark thread turned into an abomination. We have no problem calling dudes out as dumb motherfuckers every single day. Stupid is stupid. This is Surly, I think it's only fair to treat everyone like shit equally. 

 

I think a lot of men fall into the bad habit of infantilizing women and calling it chivalry (or courtesy, if you don't like the connotations). I don't agree with the people ripping on @Nicole44, but it's par for the course on this board. She's more than capable of sticking up for herself. 

So what the fuck is going on I was in meetings all day, are we in? Does Vegas know something ? 

So a lot of rapid movement on the books happened and we have now stabilized at 

Texas +590

Miami +820

ND -400

Bama -950

So I think this indicates, unless there is more movement, that Texas will be sitting in the 12 spot tonight. with ND @10 and Bama @9. 

 

Edit: Vandy started the day at +1500 (now +7000 lol), Texas was at +2500 

 

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7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Sorry, but this is a bunch bullshit.  I think a lot of people keep quiet and take it easy on her because they don't want to be considered a misogynist. The Sark thread turned into an abomination. We have no problem calling dudes out as dumb motherfuckers every single day. Stupid is stupid. This is Surly, I think it's only fair to treat everyone like shit equally. 

 

 

9 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

people who post the same tired bullshit 1000 times on multiple threads are generally treated pretty harshly around here.  is it your position that she shouldn't be because she's a woman?

No man, people are over the top when it comes to her. It's one thing to clown someone for posting the same take. It's another when it devolves into weird personal attacks. One comment calling someone stupid or dumb is one thing. It's gone way past that. There are better ways to come after someone. She may be beating a dead horse but she isn't stupid or dumb as what she is saying is valid. None of us would take all the name calling. We would be looking for whoever that poster is at the next tailgate. 

Just now, DFW Horn said:

The Boist St/OU Fiesta Bowl upset was one of the most fun CFB games I've ever watched. Not just bc OU was on the losing end. Nobody gave the Broncos a chance in that game.

I remember Utah taking it to Bama in that Sugar Bowl, too.

There are very few G5 programs that can do this and those really are the only two programs we’ve seen do it with any regularity. North Texas, Tulane and JMU ain’t winning shit when the game really matters. 

I wish football was like basketball in terms of the upsets but this late in the season in a true playoff the true clear underdog upset will be a rare occurrence 

16 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Yeah, it's easier for a G6 or mid-major to be more competitive in basketball with only 1 or 2 key players.

IMO the CFB Playoff should be expanded to 24 teams (just like FCS) if we want to include the G6's with four auto-qualifiers from each P4 league. That'd give us 8 at-large teams.

Or we should just have two 16-team playoffs with P4 and G6 in separate divisions.

Not to mention it’s a lot easier to have a 68-team tournament in basketball than football.

Just now, Thatguy said:

 

No man, people are over the top when it comes to her. It's one thing to clown someone for posting the same take. It's another when it devolves into weird personal attacks. One comment calling someone stupid or dumb is one thing. It's gone way past that. There are better ways to come after someone. She may be beating a dead horse but she isn't stupid or dumb as what she is saying is valid. None of us would take all the name calling. We would be looking for whoever that poster is at the next tailgate. 

We've had dudes in this thread saying other dudes are "retards" based on takes they disagree with. Are you calling out those personal attacks or just ones against Nicole?

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

So a lot of rapid movement on the books happened and we have now stabilized at 

Texas +590

Miami +820

ND -400

Bama -950

So I think this indicates, unless there is more movement, that Texas will be sitting in the 12 spot tonight. with ND @10 and Bama @9. 

 

Edit: Vandy started the day at +1500 (now +7000 lol), Texas was at +2500 

 

Yea that’s a lot of movement just to be stupid money coming in.

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

So a lot of rapid movement on the books happened and we have now stabilized at 

Texas +590

Miami +890

ND -400

Bama -950

So I think this indicates, unless there is more movement, that Texas will be sitting in the 12 spot tonight. with ND @10 and Bama @9. 

 

Our FD odds are an exact mirror of Bama.  So should we interpret that as Bama loses = we are in (according to the books)?

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

So a lot of rapid movement on the books happened and we have now stabilized at 

Texas +590

Miami +890

ND -400

Bama -950

So I think this indicates, unless there is more movement, that Texas will be sitting in the 12 spot tonight. with ND @10 and Bama @9. 

 

Edit: Vandy started the day at +1500 (now +7000 lol), Texas was at +2500 

 

so +590 is good then?  We want to get it to "minus" number to have good odds of getting in?

 

16 minutes ago, Drew said:

Okay explain this shit to someone who doesn't bet on shit.  It's at +590 now...what's that mean?

 

And yes I know it's probably bullshit and money driven...

A bookie wants the money to be even on both sides of a bet. They don’t make money by picking winners. They make money via the fee (vig) for placing a bet. Ideally, half of their customers bet one way and half another way and they collect their fees.  They want long term income and not big payday.

When too much money comes in on one outcome, they will lower the odds for the popular bet and increase the odds for the less popular to attract more money there and balance the books. 

Vegas wants more people betting on UT to miss the playoff, so it’s increasing the payout for betting that way.

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1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

So a lot of rapid movement on the books happened and we have now stabilized at 

Texas +590

Miami +890

ND -400

Bama -950

So I think this indicates, unless there is more movement, that Texas will be sitting in the 12 spot tonight. with ND @10 and Bama @9. 

 

What's weird to me is that Bama's numbers and our numbers are the inverse of one another. 

Bama to make the CFP?

-950 for yes

+590 for no

Texas to make the CFP?

+590 for yes

-950 for no

Is there some notion that we will get in if Bama loses to UGA?

43 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Every SEC team and fanbase giving us shit right now for politicking so hard should be thanking us. 

With a 9 game conference schedule next year and moving forward , we're gonna see even more parity and 3 loss teams in the conference. The other three P4 conferences are absolute shit, you wanna see some weak ass 10-1 or 9-2 scrubs get in instead of good SEC teams? FOH. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, chad.ihrig said:

Because Rubio and Trump are assholes?

Keep that shit off this board, retarded motherfucker. 

3 minutes ago, JBJ said:

My stance is that you can't name 5 active coaches better, and the ones you do name aren't available at all.  So what's the point?

I’m in the keep sark crowd buddy. “DUCKS” I was responding to all the ppl that want sark out because we aren’t beating everyone by 100 pts and keeping teams from scoring a single point. Even if we should fire him which would be stupid, this is not the year to look for a coach even tho I think we would be able to find a good one regardless 

Just now, JBJ said:

Our FD odds are an exact mirror of Bama.  So should we interpret that as Bama loses = we are in (according to the books)?

That's what I've been thinking this whole time...it gives them so much fucking cover too.  if Bama wins we're out(fair, they have 2 losses or so the committee will say).  If BYU wins and Bama loses we're both probably out in that case.

Just now, JBJ said:

Our FD odds are an exact mirror of Bama.  So should we interpret that as Bama loses = we are in (according to the books)?

Our odds would be better then. Because they arent heavily favored to beat UGA. They are probably pricing in a Bama injury to Simpson or a one sided loss. 

If we do make the top 12, I'm going to need someone to make a gif of the bottle throwing from the Georgia game but with our playoff ranking on the bottles. 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

so +590 is good then?  We want to get it to "minus" number to have good odds of getting in?

 

Correct, we are still a pretty big longshot, but there is path. Need to get that number lower, but like we have been saying, you gotta get to 12 to even have a chance for Sunday. So it looks like we are accomplishing that at least. 

4 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

So a lot of rapid movement on the books happened and we have now stabilized at 

Texas +590

Miami +820

ND -400

Bama -950

So I think this indicates, unless there is more movement, that Texas will be sitting in the 12 spot tonight. with ND @10 and Bama @9. 

 

Edit: Vandy started the day at +1500 (now +7000 lol), Texas was at +2500 

 

ND 10, BYU 11, us at 12 would be fantastic because a BYU loss would force the committee to analyze us and ND directly against each other. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

We've had dudes in this thread saying other dudes are "retards" based on takes they disagree with. Are you calling out those personal attacks or just ones against Nicole?

Again. Reread my post. It's not ONE person calling her that or one post. It's ad nauseam. I don't know how you don't see it. Maybe you don't visit enough threads. 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Most people in this thread the last 3 hours remind me of this:

 

 

I read something the other day that said raccoons were moving to be domesticated in the next 10000 years..   Photos like that makes me think raccoons might end up having pets before that. Jump that ladder Rocket!

I also read something today that said there are two c's in raccoon. 

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1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

There are very few G5 programs that can do this and those really are the only two programs we’ve seen do it with any regularity. North Texas, Tulane and JMU ain’t winning shit when the game really matters. 

I wish football was like basketball in terms of the upsets but this late in the season in a true playoff the true clear underdog upset will be a rare occurrence 

Not to be argumentative, but how many JMU players transferred to Indiana last year with Cignetti? How many played key roles in their turnaround? I agree that upsets don't happen as often in football, but you never know. Plus, some of us are happy just beating the spread.

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

What's weird to me is that Bama's numbers and our numbers are the inverse of one another. 

Bama to make the CFP?

-950 for yes

+590 for no

Texas to make the CFP?

+590 for yes

-950 for no

Is there some notion that we will get in if Bama loses to UGA?

That's what I've been saying since Saturday. Bama loses and we're at 12 or so and BYU is 11.  BYU Loses and they're out...Bama loses and it allows us to flip with them. They'll get the cover they need either way. Bama wins, they have another win and less losses, and if they lose, Texas sneaks in since Bama has the same losses and a lesser resume overall(and protects OOC Games)

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