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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs

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3 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Slotted above Miami tonight, Tech wins, OSU wins, UGA wins big + Simpson gets hurt and backup ineffective invoking FSU precedent.  That's probably the only path.   I just can't see this committee that has been in love with ND somehow moving them out.

 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I think we just need UGA to win big. Simpson is ass regardless. But him getting injured wouldnt hurt. 

I’m telling you guys. If Texas is 11/12 and Bama loses they’re flipping us.  
 

it were 13 behind Miami probably not. They’ll leave bama for the CCG loser edict or push Miami in to limit the discourse with ND.  
 

still easier to remove ND all together imo. 

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  • RecoveringAlcoholic
    RecoveringAlcoholic

    It's not a playoff, it's a brand name invitational when teams with more losses are being campaigned for and included based on the brand name while excluding and campaigning against other schools with

  • are some of y’all trying to be “good fans” or “objective” or something when you say that it’s the florida loss that’s keeping us out? cuz y’all know that’s not true right? it’s only been repeated 10,0

  • closetojumping
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    Sarkisian went on the SEC morning show today and doubled down on both Texas deserving to be in the playoffs and reconsidering the OOC schedule going forward. He basically said, with the SEC going to 9

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Impossible situation for the committee. You either have to punish a team for playing the best team in the country, or drop someone for losing a conference championship game. 

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Yeah. She is pretty tiny. But she carries these. That's how people end up in Town Lake. 

 

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I scrolled past the first time you did it. Some of you are completely insufferable. Life is not politics, and I come here for UT football, not mouthbreathing political bullshit. 

We all came here for UT football. But in this case when the President and Secretary of State are pushing for Miami to get into the playoff, worlds collide.
Feel free to hit that ignore button if that’s too much for you to handle. Either way, I don’t give a damn.
4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Impossible situation for the committee. You either have to punish a team for playing the best team in the country, or drop someone for losing a conference championship game. 

I think that’s what it’s going to Come down to. 
 

unless they punish ND for not being in a conference.  That will shake up things too

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Just now, Thatguy said:

Impossible situation for the committee. You either have to punish a team for playing the best team in the country, or drop someone for losing a conference championship game. 

Fuck it, let's do a play in game against Bama, we can host it in Austin! 

There has been no movement on the lines since that rapid movement that occurred 45 minutes ago. I think something leaked and they locked the books. 

5 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Fuck it, let's do a play in game against Bama, we can host it in Austin! 

I actually think two bubble teams getting  a play in might be interesting. 

6 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Impossible situation for the committee. You either have to punish a team for playing the best team in the country, or drop someone for losing a conference championship game. 

Drop someone for losing half their coaching staff then.

Fuck them kids. /MJ

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Maybe it's also because you guys are some creepy fucks. 

Not ruling that out. However, I watched Nicole get ridiculed for simply responding to my post with (If memory serves) a winky face. I've hung out with Nicole, in person, with my wife present. It was completely innocent and didn't deserve the negativity. This isn't just about THIS thread, this has been building for quite awhile is what I am saying. Anyway, I said my piece. I'm ready to move on.

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

There has been no movement on the lines since that rapid movement that occurred 45 minutes ago. I think something leaked and they locked the books. 

I admittedly don’t bet on this but I think it’s more likely it’s SOP to shut it down a set time before the rankings start getting released. 

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

I think that’s what it’s going to Come down to. 
 

unless they punish ND for not being in a conference.  That will shake up things too

or you know, more importantly having a shit schedule and no good wins while also having 2 losses

ND is extremely overranked 

Toss out ND and Miami, that makes 2 spots and only pisses off ND

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We only have to wait 40 more minutes ish. It gives me just enough time to track all the IP addresses I need to send some of you some special candy grams. 😂 

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4 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

There has been no movement on the lines since that rapid movement that occurred 45 minutes ago. I think something leaked and they locked the books. 

Damn, now we will have rotate our delusions !

4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Not ruling that out. However, I watched Nicole get ridiculed for simply responding to my post with (If memory serves) a winky face. I've hung out with Nicole, in person, with my wife present. It was completely innocent and didn't deserve the negativity. This isn't just about THIS thread, this has been building for quite awhile is what I am saying. Anyway, I said my piece. I'm ready to move on.

Me too! We like ourselves. We know what’s what. The thread doesn’t need anymore derailing. Thanks for the comments  

 

maybe they should have a play in? Like prove you are worthy to be in the playoffs play in. For those of us left out of the CCG but on the bubble. Maybe they should do that shit. 

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11 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Impossible situation for the committee. You either have to punish a team for playing the best team in the country, or drop someone for losing a conference championship game. 

Or drop ND. 

Just now, BigHornedLurker said:

is this like relegation ? 

Yes , by a committee of one, only one single asshole. When I catch that guy….

12 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Impossible situation for the committee. You either have to punish a team for playing the best team in the country, or drop someone for losing a conference championship game. 

GAH! 

Conundrum Corner!

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Or drop ND. 

Have you ever lived north of the Mason-Dixie? They might burn ESPN down if that happens. There is a reason ND can have that candy ass schedule and still get in. 

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Or drop ND. 

They won’t. But should 

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Or drop ND. 

Exactly. Pretty simple to me, punish the teams that played/beat nobody all season. Then that leaves Texas to jump Vandy for H2H. 

44 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Do people really think there is inside info moving the lines? Or is it just that bettors are degenerates and see all the Texas talk throughout media and are taking a stab on long odds? 

BOMC doin work baby!!

18 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Impossible situation for the committee. You either have to punish a team for playing the best team in the country, or drop someone for losing a conference championship game. 

Or dump ND, which is the correct decision.  Thread is freaking flying.  I'm like the 3rd person to say this.

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2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

she's so fucking repetitive and annoying.

i mean yeah but she ain't wrong

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

14 pages this afternoon

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Maximum hopium. 

I love that Sark and Texas are doing what they are doing but it's likely not going to matter. 

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

14 pages this afternoon

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Big McRib Energy

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Have you ever lived north of the Mason-Dixie? They might burn ESPN down if that happens. There is a reason ND can have that candy ass schedule and still get in. 

it is funny that the 2 biggest poll scams(ND bullshit and loss column is the only thing that matters) in college football history are being exposed to the masses finally because Texas is involved.  

10 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Or drop ND. 

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Just now, dcar00 said:

it is funny that the 2 biggest poll scams(ND bullshit and loss column is the only thing that matters) in college football history are being exposed to the masses finally because Texas is involved.  

100% agree. I just know that Notre Dame has a massive following up here. A lot of Catholics. 

24 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Impossible situation for the committee. You either have to punish a team for playing the best team in the country, or drop someone for losing a conference championship game(To a team they already beat on the road)

the correct answer is to punish the team with a #32 rated schedule who beat one team in the top 25....but "lost early" and "gold helmets".

If we make the cut, we really need to win at least one game. That would diffuse some of the vitriol. 

Bama is in a play-in game. CCG is a gift for them. They better not blow it.

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Some betting insider said that they wouldnt be surprised if Texas is ahead of BYU. Interesting. 

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26 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:


We all came here for UT football. But in this case when the President and Secretary of State are pushing for Miami to get into the playoff, worlds collide.
Feel free to hit that ignore button if that’s too much for you to handle. Either way, I don’t give a damn.

Dont fucking care. You posted about it once. I said nothing. You did it again. It belongs somewhere else. I’ve literally never gone into the politics board on this or any other sports site. Why in the hell would I? 

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Some betting insider said that they wouldnt be surprised if Texas is ahead of BYU. Interesting. 

BYU should have played Ohio State if they wanted to be in. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

the correct answer is to punish the team with a #32 rated schedule who beat one team in the top 25....but "lost early" and "gold helmets".

I agree, and if that happens please put us in vs aggy. 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

If we make the cut, we really need to win at least one game. That would diffuse some of the vitriol. 

If we make the cut we will have the hardest road for sure. Whatever that ends up looking like.

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

If we make the cut, we really need to win at least one game. That would diffuse some of the vitriol. 

You think I give a single fuck if someone hates me? I hope we get Aggy on the road. Fuck them sheepfuckers. 

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

100% agree. I just know that Notre Dame has a massive following up here. A lot of Catholics. 

ha. more than aware.  parents(and almost all relatives) were irish catholic from upstate NY during the ND Irish heyday.

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4 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Arkansas at Texas was the highest rated game last week with 5.6 million viewers

This week it was 

1. Texas vs Aggy 13.8 million

2. Ohio State-Michigan 12.4 million

3. Auburn vs Bama 9.8 million

Where did you get this? I've been on google every day since Sunday busting my ass trying to find this weeks ratings.

Holy fucking shit if Texas v Aggy outdrew OSU v Michigan and the Iron Bowl that's fucking amazing and I'm sort of shocked. I figured it would do a big number but that's 4M more than last year. 

1 minute ago, The Drum said:

If we make the cut we will have the hardest road for sure. Whatever that ends up looking like.

they aren't making us rematch georgia from the jump 

2 minutes ago, The Drum said:

Bama is in a play-in game. CCG is a gift for them. They better not blow it.

Georgia will blow it on purpose.

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

You think I give a single fuck if someone hates me? I hope we get Aggy on the road. Fuck them sheepfuckers. 

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2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Sark is our HC. I care what he can do. I could care less about Venables can do or Elko or Freeman right now. They don’t coach for Texas. And they didn’t fuck around all off season with a Top 5 NIL roster worth about $30 million. They didn’t decide to conduct weird ass proven not to work practices in the off season. None of them missed their Junior day. Most of them used the portal. Sark forgot he had to plug holes in our OLine. Conducted lane ass practices that don’t work and didn’t evaluate our talent. Didn’t even change shit up for Arch until the 4th quarter of the Miss St game. That’s all on him. He cannot beat day. He cannot beat Smart. And he lost to fucking Florida after a bye week. He wants to whine about it and say we should just play cream puffs from here on out and not bother to play OsU next year. Sounds like what a loser would say who cannot beat Ohio State. 
 

if we cannot play and beat the best what’s the point. 
 

rhis whole board sounds like fucking aggy right now. Sark just ain’t the guy. 

So you've decided to become distaff BO&W. Awesome.

So tonight there’s only two options.

1. A for sure no to getting in
2. Or a Maybe depending on outcome of the games this weekend

Right?

Dont fucking care. You posted about it once. I said nothing. You did it again. It belongs somewhere else. I’ve literally never gone into the politics board on this or any other sports site. Why in the hell would I? 

Man you’re the one still talking about it.

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