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#102

I’m at the One Eyed Penguin. Thinking about grabbing an Uber, but shit is so congested downtown that I’m not sure how long it would take me to get there.

#103
I’m at the One Eyed Penguin. Thinking about grabbing an Uber, but shit is so congested downtown that I’m not sure how long it would take me to get there.
Itll be worth it if pom shows up
#106
If I show up, it’ll be with a former Ms Arkansas. How much longer are y’all gonna be there?
How long will it take?
#116

The Bobs left, but there's still some degenerate drunks left and the band just started.

#119
Vic just text me. Come through bitch!! Homesick please don't let me go to jail
You tried your hardest last year.
#120
If I show up, it’ll be with a former Ms Arkansas. How much longer are y’all gonna be there?
Where's your damn ass.... Get here already you low life Mississippi scum....

#HailState tapatalk about dis...

#121
Vic just text me. Come through bitch!! Homesick please don't let me go to jail
Stay away from the drunk fathers....

#HailState tapatalk about dis...

#125
14 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:


I shall do my best. But no promises.

Can you save me from jail? Lmao. I don't need another DWI.

#128
8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'm getting ready to head there hunny.

Hurry up. A very confused Mississippi Horn is here with Ms. Arkansas 

#129
16 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

My type!! 

Must have a big dick... Guys with small dicks can't fuck fat chics

#132
1 hour ago, Fletch said:

@ztejas fuck you

This kid is a fucking grade A Westlake pussy he can suck my fat Austin High cock

#133

Also - just wanna say. This is a great fucking community and I'm happy to be a part of it. 

Everyone I met tonight is a guy that I could get a beer with and talk UT football. 

Thank you for having a true frosh like me and let's pump some more energy into this place. 

 

Hook em. OU SUCKS. And I hope Gary gets arrested for murder tomorrow. 

#140
3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
7 minutes ago, RPM said:
The goalpost has been moved. we're at Twilight Bar.

Who's all there?

Maybe show up to the actual fucking event next time hoe 

#143
STILL NO TICKETS ARRGGGGHHH
 
Good to see some of you guys.
Oh shit? You were there???

#HailState tapatalk about dis...

#144

Good to see some of you guys before we had to bail for dinner. Fun spot...I knew once I saw the bathroom and the Longhorn faucet this was the Surly bar.

Cheers and let’s kick some OU ass!

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#145
3 hours ago, ztejas said:

This kid is a fucking grade A Westlake pussy he can suck my fat Austin High cock

Sorry we kicked your ass since we were born. How does ir feel to be Westlakes aggy?

 

#146

Got to meet a lot of new people (I already forgot your name, no offense) and made a bunch of new friends.

We need to do this shit more often.

#148

Last thing I remember is immamac saying your gf is cool she is in the car. Is that code for sex??

#150
8 hours ago, Tailgate said:

Good to see some of you guys before we had to bail for dinner. Fun spot...I knew once I saw the bathroom and the Longhorn faucet this was the Surly bar.

Cheers and let’s kick some OU ass!

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Obviously not your first time taking photos in a bathroom, amirite?

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