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  • Nicole44
    Nicole44

    😂 why not? 

  • perfectchaos007
    perfectchaos007

    Turd Ferguson 

  • Nicole44
    Nicole44

    I think the league should force Jerruh to sell the team to all of us long suffering fans. Like let us be mgmt. seems to work out well for the Packers. 

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On the Cards QB sneak TD the LG didn’t even have to block anyone 😂

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Ferguson can’t get out of bounds against a cornerback. What a shit half from that slug. 

he sucks ass.  there are 15 tight ends in the league better and faster than he is.  easy as fuck to tackle too.

We just can’t have any nice things. He’s been hitting shit that’s good from 70 for weeks. And he can’t make that? 

Don’t sweat it, Aubrey.

Dak can’t step into throws now either. This is not looking good. Milton will be in by the 4th.

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It is strange how former NFL players just shrink.  Or maybe it is not.  

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Is Fox really replaying the Blue Jays shame? 

Harsh.

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Chris Berhmans fastest 3 minutes is the highlight of this game so far

My dog coming upstairs to be with me is mine.

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1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

This sorry ass excuse for a sorry ass excuse.  Fuck this shit

C'mon.  Its bad, but it isn't THAT bad.  

America's Team?  Cheerleaders with loose vaginas?  Bad coaching?  It has it all.

So Mr. Intensity, Dak (The Rock) Prescott, steps up and through sheer human will, pushes the mighty Dallas offense (the likes of which the NFL hasn't seen for at least twenty years) to what would have been a record tying 68-yard FG that would have given that offense an amazing 3-point half. The NFL Hall of Fame bigwigs have entered an emergency meeting to consider early entry into their ranks for the amazing Rock of Dallas. Will Jerry rename the stadium in Dak's honor? Perhaps erecting a Big Texish figure beckoning all to buy their hundred-dollar tickets for unforgettable star-laden excitement.

Going to my lucky zero sugar yogurt now. Last hope...

This has to be the worst defense in NFL history right?

Absolute and utter garbage. 

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

C'mon.  Its bad, but it isn't THAT bad.  

America's Team?  Cheerleaders with loose vaginas?  Bad coaching?  It has it all.

Who says they have loose vaginas. More info is needed

Just now, Vermin said:

This has to be the worst defense in NFL history right?

Any metric that doesn't have them ranked dead last in the NFL is faulty.  No other defense is this bad.

Should change their name to the Cowgirls because they are getting gashed. 

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

So Mr. Intensity, Dak (The Rock) Prescott, steps up and through sheer human will, pushes the mighty Dallas offense (the likes of which the NFL hasn't seen for at least twenty years) to what would have been a record tying 68-yard FG that would have given that offense an amazing 3-point half. The NFL Hall of Fame bigwigs have entered an emergency meeting to consider early entry into their ranks for the amazing Rock of Dallas. Will Jerry rename the stadium in Dak's honor? Perhaps erecting a Big Texish figure beckoning all to buy their hundred-dollar tickets for unforgettable star-laden excitement.

Jesus fucking Christ what is with you Dak hating morons?

he’s not having first game, and there are a lot of factors for it. 
 

posts like this are idiotic and worthless. 

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Too easy, like your Mom.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Any metric that doesn't have them ranked dead last in the NFL is faulty.  No other defense is this bad.

The Bengals D says hold my beer

Once again the punt block was the worst thing that could happen to them.   

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PS: ousucks

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Anthony Adams Slow Clap GIF
 

jacoby brisset saving his career tonight 

  By half time 

at least the nat gas deal closed.  now Jerry can get to work on the D for us.

8 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

This sorry ass excuse for a sorry ass excuse.  Fuck this shit

My wife told me if I ever spent $$$ on the Cowboys I’d find my belongings in the street….

Just now, dcar00 said:

at least the nat gas deal closed.  now Jerry can get to work on the D for us.

Jerry is counting the gate receipts…..why folks pay for this crap is beyond me.   Jerry don’t care if they win as long as he’s making $$$$….Adios Mofo.

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That was blatant interference but what the hell.  Play on.

2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I don't get it. These are professional football players?

Really…..you could have fooled me!

It’s so hard to watch our WRs are never really open by 15 yards like they are against our defense so it makes things harder to watch h 

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