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  • Nicole44
    Nicole44

    😂 why not? 

  • perfectchaos007
    perfectchaos007

    Turd Ferguson 

  • Nicole44
    Nicole44

    I think the league should force Jerruh to sell the team to all of us long suffering fans. Like let us be mgmt. seems to work out well for the Packers. 

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3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Jesus fucking Christ what is with you Dak hating morons?

he’s not having first game, and there are a lot of factors for it. 
 

posts like this are idiotic and worthless. 

Come on, Drew. Thirty seconds after this game ends Dak is going to be thinking about a nice steak, a bottle of bubbly, and some hot snatch (presumably). He's just wasn't "into" that first half. It was bringing him down, man.

Now that we're losing, maybe he'll try a little harder. 

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Got to catch that one, Turd.

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The OL is going backwards.

Another first and goal fail 

But of course refs hate the entire state of texas

Gotta throw that one Dak. Don’t Normally Hang on there. 
 

plus that’s holding on pickens

Refs and Cowboys DC should be executed immediately.

Nice field goal.

Like AZ isn't scoring 17 more points. 

Absolute pussy move Coach.  You’re down 17 and your defense can’t make 1 stop. Much less 3.  A FG isn’t worth shit. 

what is that play?

of course Arizona will play their cleanest game of the year.  fuck the refs, call something.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Yay FG!!


when you have this defense you gotta cut it to a two possession game. 
 

Anything Is Possible GIF

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

If Dak can hold it a little longer he might get some reward points

It was illegal contact by the defense and then Pickens stopped working..... He probably could have thrown it away but down 17, you don't like to give away downs.  

This embarrassment on national TV is hilarious...... Jerry gonna take it in the ass here soon by the media.

4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Now that we're losing, maybe he'll try a little harder. 

the garbage stats hall of fame.  1st ballot. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

31-10 here in 5 min 

5 real mins.  1:49 in game time 

 

unless they decide they wanna run the ball for practice. Then 2:44

dak’s overrated overpaid retarded ass getting outplayed by a journeyman backup. 

8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Jerry is counting the gate receipts…..why folks pay for this crap is beyond me.   Jerry don’t care if they win as long as he’s making $$$$….Adios Mofo.

gate receipts are chump change.  he aint counting shit.  he'll let Junior do that.

Why can’t I just walk away? I know better 

Its like I’m in a domestic violence cocaine addiction 

This is worse than pre season 

10 yards a carry. 14 yards per catch. 

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HA HAAA!  Troy knows.

I appreciate this Cardinal OC. If something is working during the drive, they don’t change. Weird concept. 

If y’all want to enjoy this game a little more, go to Manning Cast where Sir Charles is now on. 

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Why can’t I just walk away? I know better 

Its like I’m in a domestic violence cocaine addiction 

You'll eventually need to go to a house where nobody knows your name. You won't be allowed to make phone calls.

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I appreciate this Cardinal OC. If something is working during the drive, they don’t change. Weird concept. 

Everything works against this defense. Stevie Wonder could have a touchdown drive against them.

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1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

You'll eventually need to go to a house where nobody knows your name. You won't be allowed to make phone calls.

We will find you.  And MAKE you watch the suck.  

Jerrah lives forever...

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Everything works against this defense. Stevie Wonder could have a touchdown drive against them.

Yes, but a lot of OCs would try to be cute and not take what the D is giving you. 

Everson Walls is rolling over in his living room playing with his dogs watching this nonsense.

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Yes, go backwards.  That is NFL football.

New superstar DT Walter Nolan, who I was stumping for in the draft, was taken four picks after Dallas drafted a fucking guard.

 

 

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*whom*

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Of course.  

 

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