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Oh, He proposed to her four times already. Said he'd leave his wife and kids and convert from Catholic to Baptist.

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Now, You know that's some mean pussy make a man change Gods.

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You gonna get me to hit you, you old heifer!

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You got my mouth already for hashing eggs, and you ain't got no hash? You can't keep fucking with me that way.

Just an fyi to the OP, I don’t think anyone else watched your movie.  

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On 11/6/2025 at 11:29 AM, LCHorn said:

Just an fyi to the OP, I don’t think anyone else watched your movie.  

You're gonna be the nine-toed-havingest-limpingest bitch in Harlem if you don't stop fucking with me. Now put the razor away.

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