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    Waking up in NYC to the Mamdani win, the end of Cuomo's political career, and the Bergdorf holiday windows under construction all point to a great holiday season.    

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#104
4 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Betting markets just dipped out on Cuomo. Zohran at 98% on Polymarket.

 

20x on Cuomo is nice, but 1000x returns on Sliwa...? https://t.co/DRpeNyuZPY

 

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Decision Desk HQ projects Zohran Mamdani to win the New York City Mayor election.#DecisionMade: 9:03 pm ETFollow live results on our website.

Three minutes, lmao

#106

Prop Q getting crushed, 70-30 with 2% reporting. Most of that is Wilco, but I’ve seen enough. My guess is that it settles in around 65% against. 

#107
41 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Pretty sure NJ is just EWR, Atlantic City, Princeton, and South Philadelphia.

Hoboken and Rutgers. 

#108
2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Prop Q getting crushed, 70-30 with 2% reporting. Most of that is Wilco, but I’ve seen enough. My guess is that it settles in around 65% against. 

What was that? (Never mind just looked it up.)

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#109

Shit getting borkd, but fuck MAGA

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#110
1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Prop Q getting crushed, 70-30 with 2% reporting. Most of that is Wilco, but I’ve seen enough. My guess is that it settles in around 65% against. 

Only hesitation I have on calling it is of course the far outposts of the city limits are gonna vote against it. All the pain with minimal payoff for them

#111
4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:
Decision Desk HQ projects Zohran Mamdani to win the New York City Mayor election.#DecisionMade: 9:03 pm ETFollow live results on our website.

Three minutes, lmao

VA and NJ got called in less than 30 minutes too, this isn't close

#113
All YIMBY ballot measures are currently winning in NYC by 10-point margins at least

 

#114
1 minute ago, Celery Man said:

Why does sliwas wife let him wear that hat

She's just happy he has a hobby that gets him out of the house.

#117

What’s cool is that the small positives coming out of today’s results will cause 2 things:

1. Trump to claim election fraud and use it as an excuse to suppress the vote in blue counties next November.

2. Dems will claim the tide has turned and take their foot off the gas and fuck up in 2026.

 

The flickering ember inside of me is thinking that these No Kings rallies 2 weeks ago juiced turnout and there’s now some small momentum that just needs to be sustained for 12 months, and from there we can finally start to heal.

One thing is for sure, Democrats in congress should not cooperate with the Trump administration in ANY way.  The more pain his base and the unengaged feel, the swifter the tide will turn.

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#118
Fox News is crashing out right now, and Mamdani hasn't even won yet. Jesse Watters: "They had to bring Barack in from Hawaii, they had to pump millions more dollars into these races then they should have. These are blue states! This is Virginia, Jersey, they outspent Republicans like almost 2-1!"

 

 

#119
2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

She's just happy he has a hobby that gets him out of the house.

I thought his hobby was collecting cats.

#120
2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

What’s cool is that the small positives coming out of today’s results will cause 2 things:

1. Trump to claim election fraud and use it as an excuse to suppress the vote in blue counties next November.

2. Dems will claim the tide has turned and take their foot off the gas and fuck up in 2026.

Holy shit touch grass or something.

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#121
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.

 

#122
Shot, chaser

 

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#123
7 minutes ago, bluto said:

Only hesitation I have on calling it is of course the far outposts of the city limits are gonna vote against it. All the pain with minimal payoff for them

Everyone is voting against it. I’ll be surprised if it wins more than a half dozen precincts 

#124
4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Fox News is crashing out right now, and Mamdani hasn't even won yet. Jesse Watters: "They had to bring Barack in from Hawaii, they had to pump millions more dollars into these races then they should have. These are blue states! This is Virginia, Jersey, they outspent Republicans like almost 2-1!"

 

 

That is uncut pure copium. 

#127
1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Everyone is voting against it. I’ll be surprised if it wins more than a half dozen precincts 

Probably due to your endorsement.

#129
10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
All YIMBY ballot measures are currently winning in NYC by 10-point margins at least

 

What kind of arcane bullshit requires prop 5 to be a thing?

Edited by Pato del Muerto

#130
Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

People actually thought Cuomo was going to keep it close, much less win? Jesus, people are dumb. 

They also thought Jake Cacciatore was going to take it.

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#131
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

 

 

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#132
Wow. JD Vance’s younger brother is losing in an absolute landslide in the Cincinnati mayor election after JD endorsed him.

 

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#133
With the polls closed, Zohran Mamdani unveils his “100 Mosques in 100 Days” plan.

 

 

#134

Alright, here's my micro somewhat interesting local race

Wake Forest, NC - erstwhile small town (and once but no longer home to the university, who moved out in the 50s and left the campus to the Southeast Baptist Seminary) and now rapidly growing suburb of Raleigh. Mayor Vivian Jones has been mayor since 1999 when the town was probably 1/4 the size it is now. I'm not sure what her politics are exactly, but she's very old guard anti change and caused a bit of a kerfuffle when rescinded the town proclamation of Pride Month. There is an organization that promotes LGBTQ pride/safety/etc which is nice in what could easily be described as the Round Rock of Raleigh. Apparently, the seminary pressured Jones to rescind the proclamation, which she did, and managed to piss everyone off in the process.

https://indyweek.com/newsletter/seminary-leaders-urged-wake-forest-mayor-to-drop-pride-month-proclamation/

 

Ben Clapsaddle is an ex military democrat who... I don't know that much, but he seems solid, he's the dem candidate.

 

Meanwhile in the board of commissioners, Pam Jones and Thomas Dement are running together, they have some outside money and a lot of signs that look well designed and don't try to tell the story that is made clear by their respective haircuts

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Sliwinski (R) and Shackleford (D) are both incumbents, I'm not sure who Zavala is really but Haseeb Fatmi is a progressive.

 

https://er.ncsbe.gov/?election_dt=11/04/2025&county_id=92&office=ALL&contest=920022

 

https://er.ncsbe.gov/?election_dt=11/04/2025&county_id=92&office=ALL&contest=920023

 

Things are looking good for Clapsaddle and the two D commisioners right now, but very early.

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#135

Shit is looking good.  Only the beginning.  Midterms will be an absolute landslide for the Dems - although it would help to move Hakeem and Chuck aside sooner, rather than later.  Worthless fucks. 

#137
10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.

 

Snake Diddy in shambles. What an awful result for the Democrats!

#138
I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.

 

 

#142
cuomo staffer working on the prompt to generate a concession video

 

 

 

#143

CNN is despondent that Trump's horses have done so poorly. Legacy media loves a horserace

#144
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
cuomo staffer working on the prompt to generate a concession video

 

 

 

Is that an AI joke?  It looks like an AI joke.

#146
50 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

The hits

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Fucking shitass 4th estate. Why can't they just call Trump a fucking liar? 

Also, sent in my absentee ballot for Mamdani yesterday. Felt good. 

#148
Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Mein fuhrer, everyone hates you

 

Dare we venture onto texags?

#149
I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could

 

#150
What we know so far, 9:30pm —Dems flip VA-Gov & VA-LG. —BIG Dem gains in VA House —Dems win NJ-Gov —Mamdani up —Dems seem to flip 2 statewide offices in GA —JD Vance's half-brother loses in Cincy. —Dems sweep Orlando council —PA: Dem justices up big —Maine anti-mail vote measure down —Krasner wins

 

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