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#251
2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I am kinda shocked. I really thought the maga folks were going to grab those board seats. But even our little town, clean sweep.

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Does the "R" in "R. Keith Shackleford" stand for "Rusty" by chance?

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#253
stay tuned

 

#254
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Does the "R" in "R. Keith Shackleford" stand for "Rusty" by chance?

Not his real name. 

 

#255
On a local note: Gainesville, FL passed a city charter amendment intended to stop DeSantis from taking control of the city's public utility, by a big margin https://enr.electionsfl.org/ALA/3887/Summary/

 

#258
over in Maine currently, Voter ID is dead and gun restrictions are ALVIE

 

#259
3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Serious election, is there a single election - anywhere - that Republicans can paint as good news?

Raising taxes in Tx for dementia research is about the only possible one so far that I've seen. Which is possibly ironic. 

#261
4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Serious election, is there a single election - anywhere - that Republicans can paint as good news?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear, does it make a sound?

#263

can any maga outside the nyc area name the previous ny mayor and summarize their accomplishments / failures ?

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#264
Serious election, is there a single election - anywhere - that Republicans can paint as good news?

They swept all propositions in Texas.

Texas. The bellwether for retardation nationwide.
#265
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

can any maga outside the nyc area name the previous ny mayor and summarize their accomplishments / failures ?

cuomo killed a lot of old people. 

#266
9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Serious election, is there a single election - anywhere - that Republicans can paint as good news?

Probably somewhere in Texas.

#270
Just now, Pancho said:

Mamdani sounds like Barack more than Shapiro does lol

 

 

definitely more authentic than shapiro’s impression

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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social You did it!!! ✊🥳🗳️💙💗🍾🥂

Cuomo gave a fairly graceless concession speech, and Mamdani responded.

"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo the best in private life. But let tonight be the last time I mention his name."

#272

 

BREAKING: WOKE IS BACK! THERE ARE 25 GENDERS. WE'RE GOING TO TRANS THE ECONOMY. DEI FOR EVERY CHILD. AND WE'RE RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

 

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Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

 

#276

In a loss for mankind, Alan Dershowitz won't be blowing his brains out after all

Just in case you were expecting something wild tonight, this viral screenshot was fake.

 

#277
26 minutes ago, The Dog said:
stay tuned

 

Barstool is in my building, two blocks south of Penn Station.  

I hear there's some nice commercial space in Staten Island these days.

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#278

He’s good at this

 

Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."

 

#281
1 minute ago, Chopper said:

In a loss for mankind, Alan Dershowitz won't be blowing his brains out after all

Just in case you were expecting something wild tonight, this viral screenshot was fake.

 

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#282
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

New catchphrase just dropped via Mamdani:

 

TURN THE VOLUME UP

And going straight after Trump. 

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#283

100 on this

Newsom took a gamble on Prop 50 when it wasn't obvious it'd be a slam dunk, conventional wisdom was generic anti-gerrymandering sentiment might make it a tough lift. Turns out the retaliation context was plenty sufficient, and understood well enough by voters, for a complete rout.

 

#284

I remember the spontaneous block party we had in the East Village of NYC in November 2008 when Obama won with hours of “Si se Pude” and “Yes we can” chants ringing late into the night. Mamdani has a similar vibe and a bolder vision.

#287
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I remember the spontaneous block party we had in the East Village of NYC in November 2008 when Obama won with hours of “Si se Pude” and “Yes we can” chants ringing late into the night. Mamdani has a similar vibe and a bolder vision.

I sure hope that nobody with power decides that mamdani needs to be potus in 28.  I think we’ve proven pretty convincingly that not enough people are ready for something other than white Christian man. 

#288
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I sure hope that nobody with power decides that mamdani needs to be potus in 28.  I think we’ve proven pretty convincingly that not enough people are ready for something other than white Christian man. 


He’s not eligible to be POTUS. AOC on the other hand….

#289
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I think we’ve proven pretty convincingly that not enough people are ready for something other than white Christian man. 

Which one is that?

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#290
100 on this
 

You know what you do when you score a win against an enemy aiming to exterminate you? PRESS THE ATTACK TWICE AS HARD.
California should redistrict for MAX Dem representation.
Fuck this regime. Fuck the GQP. Fuck their voters, who value hurting people way more than helping anyone.
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#291
Mamdani: So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.

 

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#292
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I sure hope that nobody with power decides that mamdani needs to be potus in 28.  I think we’ve proven pretty convincingly that not enough people are ready for something other than white Christian man. 

lol, no

It will be a race between Newsom, Shapiro, and the dark horse Ossoff

 

Mamdani can’t be president anyway, but he can be the defacto king of NY for a while—mayor of NYC, Gov, then Sen

#295

Can we be politically honest here for a second. Nobody outside of the very politically online set in certain geographical regions even knew that there was important democracy taking place today. 

#296
Just now, cmontexas said:

CNN concerned about the divisiveness of Mamdani's speech


Horse race tv politicos and dem leadership have a lot in common. They stand for nothing. 

#297
CNN concerned about the divisiveness of Mamdani's speech

CNN should be concerned about my demand that they lick my sweaty asshole.
Fucking collaborators.
#298
7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Mamdani can’t be president anyway,

Didn’t know he is not a natural born citizen. Comment withdrawn due to ignorance. 

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Yes, nobody outside the very politically online knew that there was important democrary taking place tonight.

 

So much, so, that citizens of a deep red state contacted their state reps wondering why they weren’t voting and everyone else was not realizing their state isn’t in an election season or a special election. 

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