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#301
6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Can we be politically honest here for a second. Nobody outside of the very politically online set in certain geographical regions even knew that there was important democracy taking place today. 

I’m normally in agreement on claims like this, but you’re flat out wrong here.  The Mamdani stuff absolutely crossed over into normie world.

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#302

Man, yall were doing so well ignoring him. Was fun to watch

#303
Democrats are on track to win 64 of Virginia's 100 House seats. That'd be THIRTEEN flips; the chamber is 51/49 right now.

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#304
1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I’m normally in agreement on claims like this, but you’re flat out wrong here.  The Mamdani stuff absolutely crossed over into normie world.

I've heard this before. I can ask the first ten people I see tomorrow if they voted today, and how many of them are interesting the NYC Mayor race and I would wager any amount you wish on under with a o/u  line set at 1.5. 

#305
18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I sure hope that nobody with power decides that mamdani needs to be potus in 28.  I think we’ve proven pretty convincingly that not enough people are ready for something other than white Christian man. 

preferably between 55-70 years old

#306
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Yes, nobody outside the very politically online knew that there was important democrary taking place tonight.

 

So much, so, that citizens of a deep red state contacted their state reps wondering why they weren’t voting and everyone else was not realizing their state isn’t in an election season or a special election. 

Let's assume the original premise was correct.  The only people that were aware of any of these elections were the people of those states and a very small minority online.

What would we need to be "politically honest" about?  The NYC mayoral election holds less weight?  California being able to re-district for the upcoming 2028 election is no longer a valid win for the democrats?

Sounds like someone trying to act like they're playing 5D chess and the rest of us are too stupid to realize it.

#307
18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

It will be a race between Newsom, Shapiro, and the dark horse Ossof

Why no Pritzker?

#308
1 minute ago, Captain Obvious said:

Sounds like someone trying to act like they're playing 5D chess and the rest of us are too stupid to realize it.

It is not that hard. You don't need to strawmen. Simply put, the vast majority of America didn't even know democracy was happening today. 

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#309
Just now, Anastasis said:

It is not that hard. You don't need to strawmen. Simply put, the vast majority of America didn't even know democracy was happening today. 

Everyone in my circle did. Maybe hang out with better citizens. Just saying. 

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#310

There were elections today in at least 13 states, and the vast majority of American’s didn’t know what was happening today?

And 3 of those states were California, Texas, and New York?

 

 

 

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#313
Looks like “Lameduckmas” came early this year!

 

#314
Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Everyone in my circle did. Maybe hang out with better citizens. Just saying. 

Its not about your curated circle or mine. I assume that we can both circulate in public. Same wager offered...

I can ask the first ten people I see tomorrow if they voted today, and how many of them are interesting the NYC Mayor race and I would wager any amount you wish on under with a o/u  line set at 1.5. 

#315
Just now, Anastasis said:

Its not about your curated circle or mine. I assume that we can both circulate in public. Same wager offered...

I can ask the first ten people I see tomorrow if they voted today, and how many of them are interesting the NYC Mayor race and I would wager any amount you wish on under with a o/u  line set at 1.5. 

You are a libertarian. You would not pay up. 

#316
2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Nothing gets by Ana.

he's our own Mike Johnson

#317

Jake Soboroff of msnbc in CA

Insanely high voter turnout in California for Prop 50. That is the only thing on the ballot. 2 hour wait.loooong line https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQqIWmxEUaV/?igsh=aXVlcWpzZzV1Z2ps

 

#318
2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Nothing gets by Ana.

Too bad we don't have access to the posts from ca. 2017 elections to back test on. 

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#321

more from CO...

long held republican Aurora city council seat...incumbent republican Jurinsky - who begged Trump to come 'liberate' Aurora from immigrants 🙄 - is running third...behind TWO democrats 😄 

democrats also rolling in school board elections, flipping several seats... including in Douglas County which is pretty dark red lol 

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#322

I'd just like to take this time to point out that outside of college football fans, current students of the University of Texas and Vanderbilt, and the alumni of those schools, the vast majority of the United States is unaware that Arch played very well this Saturday.  Just saying.

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#323
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

You are a libertarian. You would not pay up. 

I have never welched on a bet here, and I have been very generous in terms of not requiring proof of payment on the ones the went my way. 

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

The Helo of the politics threads. 

You clearly pay very little attention. 

#324
Just now, Anastasis said:

I have never welched on a bet here, and I have been very generous in terms of not requiring proof of payment on the ones the went my way. 

Got ya. To be fair. Most people I interact with are in tune with politics at the national level. Fucking with you man. Jeez.... 

#325
4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Too bad we don't have access to the posts from ca. 2017 elections to back test on. 

That would be so rad. Too bad indeed.

#326
2 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

I'd just like to take this time to point out that outside of college football fans, current students of the University of Texas and Vanderbilt, and the alumni of those schools, the vast majority of the United States is unaware that Arch played very well this Saturday.  Just saying.

Thank you, captain obvious. 

#327

Look guys. I tried to compliment you on the regional wins and my perspective on the general merit of having political differences that play out in the real world. Viva la difference.

But miss me when you get too expansive on the broader political strokes. Thought yall may have learned something watching these cycles play out from 2016-2018-2020-2022-2024, but maybe not.   

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#331

I’m pretty bummed we didn’t win the presidency today.

#332
1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m pretty bummed we didn’t win the presidency today.

I got to admit. I laughed at the thread title of "Election Day 2025"

#333
1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

There should be a limit to how many times per page someone can post

They held a vote on that tonight but not enough people voted so it doesn't count. 

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#334
1 minute ago, bluto said:

Overall a solid night but i cant help but feel like it’s winning a tier two bowl game or NIT 

When you feel like your program has been operating under the death penalty for a full year--and apathy and ignorance seems rampant--the NIT is pretty sweet.

#335
Just now, aggie08 said:

When you feel like your program has been operating under the death penalty for a full year--and apathy and ignorance seems rampant--the NIT is pretty sweet.

Fair, & it certainly beats the alternative 

#336

At least some of you had something worth voting for. My ballot was mostly the smallest of local shit and most of them only had one named candidate. 

#337
19 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Its not about your curated circle or mine. I assume that we can both circulate in public. Same wager offered...

I can ask the first ten people I see tomorrow if they voted today, and how many of them are interesting the NYC Mayor race and I would wager any amount you wish on under with a o/u  line set at 1.5. 

1st Question: What is your native language?

2nd Question: What is/was the native language of the people who raised you?

#338
The big county I was waiting for in New Jersey, Passaic County, which is 42% Hispanic. We have 95% of the vote in and this is what it will end up: 2020 President: D+16 2024 President: R+3 2025 Governor: D+15 There is a ton of evidence that Hispanics in 2025 shifted hard back to Democrats.
Texas Republicans rn https://media.tenor.com/hJ662jB6MiMAAAAC/not-undecided.gif?hh=228&ww=220

 

#339
1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

1st Question: What is your native language?

2nd Question: What is/was the native language of the people who raised you?

What kind of a stupid gotcha is this?

I got a great ethnic background story if you want to hear it. And if you want to question my day to day exposure, I will clown you. 

#340
15 minutes ago, bluto said:

Overall a solid night but i cant help but feel like it’s winning a tier two bowl game or NIT 

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#341

i'm violating a court order by posting this but uno mas

They're calling it Woke 2.

 

#342
3 minutes ago, Chopper said:
The big county I was waiting for in New Jersey, Passaic County, which is 42% Hispanic. We have 95% of the vote in and this is what it will end up: 2020 President: D+16 2024 President: R+3 2025 Governor: D+15 There is a ton of evidence that Hispanics in 2025 shifted hard back to Democrats.
Texas Republicans rn https://media.tenor.com/hJ662jB6MiMAAAAC/not-undecided.gif?hh=228&ww=220

 

Too late, dumbfucks

#343
2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

What kind of a stupid gotcha is this?

I got a great ethnic background story if you want to hear it. And if you want to question my day to day exposure, I will clown you. 

It is your incorrect conjugation of a verb… twice… that is never a mistake made by native English speakers that had me wondering if you were a bot or just someone who didn’t grow up with English in the house. 

Others’ interactions with you led me to believe that you were a known member, not a bot. So then I wondered what language or languages hampered your English.

#345
14 minutes ago, Chopper said:
The big county I was waiting for in New Jersey, Passaic County, which is 42% Hispanic. We have 95% of the vote in and this is what it will end up: 2020 President: D+16 2024 President: R+3 2025 Governor: D+15 There is a ton of evidence that Hispanics in 2025 shifted hard back to Democrats.

 

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#346
3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

It is your incorrect conjugation of a verb… twice… that is never a mistake made by native English speakers that had me wondering if you were a bot or just someone who didn’t grow up with English in the house. 

Others’ interactions with you led me to believe that you were a known member, not a bot. So then I wondered what language or languages hampered your English.

LOL. Just basic ass grammar policing on a message board. 

#348
2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

LOL. Just basic ass grammar policing on a message board. 

I have fiends from all over the world and visited some in 6 of the 7 countries that I visited this summer. I am familiar with a lack of understanding when to use various conjugations of a verb. Your errors varied from typical poor grammar of a native English speaker. 

I didn’t encounter the errors in Cuba or Miami last month, but that’s because I was speaking Spanish whenever I could. 

So what were the native languages of the people who raised you?

#349
30 minutes ago, bluto said:

Overall a solid night but i cant help but feel like it’s winning a tier two bowl game or NIT 

Probably more like University of Florida fans right now.  Could your school screw up the coaching hire again?  Absolutely.  But if the alternative was keeping Sunbelt Billy around for another 1.5 seasons, you're thrilled.

#350
Just now, Napoleon said:

I have fiends from all over the world and visited some in 6 of the 7 countries that I visited this summer. I am familiar with a lack of understanding when to use various conjugations of a verb. Your errors varied from typical poor grammar of a native English speaker. 

I didn’t encounter the errors in Cuba or Miami last month, but that’s because I was speaking Spanish whenever I could. 

So what were the native languages of the people who raised you?

Are you really this stupid? Get to the point of whatever delusional shit it is that you want to say. 

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