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58 minutes ago, elfenix said:

To match your shirt

My shirt is pink. My toes are burnt orange metallic.

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34 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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18 you say, Ella?  Don’t mind if I do. 

2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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This is the most bizarre timeline. Since when does a local government persons position on Israel matter?

On the other hand this is what I am concerned about. Mamdani winning is only the beginning. He must be successful. And a lot of the powers that be are going to conspire to undermine him. He will need all his supporters to stay engaged and help him all they can.

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That's the same kind of stupid shit that causes Texas counties to turn down federal funds for a flood warning system.

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

My shirt is pink. My toes are burnt orange metallic.

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39 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

First woman mayor in Detroit’s 324 year history 

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

This is the most bizarre timeline. Since when does a local government persons position on Israel matter?

On the other hand this is what I am concerned about. Mamdani winning is only the beginning. He must be successful. And a lot of the powers that be are going to conspire to undermine him. He will need all his supporters to stay engaged and help him all they can.

He's a little dramatic bitch is what he is

2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

He's a little dramatic bitch is what he is

Yeah but he probably won't be the last in the NYFD or NYPD to do some dramatic bitchy shit like this.

25 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

NYPOST:

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah but he probably won't be the last in the NYFD or NYPD to do some dramatic bitchy shit like this.

Gonna be the fire marshall at MaL. Or in charge of the Fed wilderness fire fighting program. 

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

First woman mayor in Detroit’s 324 year history 

 

 

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36 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

My shirt is pink. My toes are burnt orange metallic.

So I'm not the only dude here who occasionally gets his toes done

We need a thread of right-wing meltdowns

45 minutes ago, Pancho said:

First woman mayor in Detroit’s 324 year history 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

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53 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

18 you say, Ella?  Don’t mind if I do. 

Is she just trolling herself or something?  I don't get what she's all fired up about - is it a lack of attention?

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Is she just trolling herself or something?  I don't get what she's all fired up about - is it a lack of attention?

Sounds to me like it is annoyance at the extent of unwanted attention.

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CA prop 50 passing in a landslide is a very nice fuck you to Abbott and Trump. Great job guys.

As someone who donated to that effort, and as an American who hates fascism, I feel like I won something last night, even though I didn’t cast a vote in CA.

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4 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

CA prop 50 passing in a landslide is a very nice fuck you to Abbott and Trump. Great job guys.

As someone who donated to that effort, and as an American who hates fascism, I feel like I won something last night, even though I didn’t cast a vote in CA.

don't worry about it.  I voted twice so I got ya covered.

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

don't worry about it.  I voted twice so I got ya covered.

Thank you, Jose. And Miguel. 

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2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Here's the entire thread:

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47 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

So I'm not the only dude here who occasionally gets his toes done

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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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I too rock the metallic burnt orange on occasion. Pedicures fucking rock 

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1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

This is the most bizarre timeline. Since when does a local government persons position on Israel matter?

On the other hand this is what I am concerned about. Mamdani winning is only the beginning. He must be successful. And a lot of the powers that be are going to conspire to undermine him. He will need all his supporters to stay engaged and help him all they can.

The boss move is to replace him with another Jew just for the lulz.

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I too rock the metallic burnt orange on occasion. Pedicures fucking rock 

the cheese grater is my favorite part

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the cheese grater is my favorite part

The euphemisms for getting jacked off keep getting weirder and weirder.

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

We need a thread of right-wing meltdowns

Ana is doing his best in here.  I'd agree though, keeping it separate would be nice. 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

I posted this in the Shutdown thread, but it belongs here.

 

Trump is the crazy ex they can't quit for a large chunk of this country.  They miss him when he's not in the White House, but then he lights everything on fire and everything goes to shit and they remember why they broke up with him in the first place.  As long as he's in office, he reminds people weekly of how terrible he is and they don't fondly look back on the good ole days that only exist in their head.  Trump in power costs Republicans elections.  It's when he's out of office that he helps them.  It doesn't make any sense unless you look at it from the crazy ex angle

He only helps the GOP win elections when he is on the ballot. He is a net negative otherwise, whether in office or not.

14 minutes ago, berlinerbaer said:

He only helps the GOP win elections when he is on the ballot. He is a net negative otherwise, whether in office or not.

And that's a big problem for them moving forward as Trump will no longer been the ballot. 

5 hours ago, speed817 said:

Even this cat made it out yesterday to vote....

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I wanted to write in one of our cats in 2016.  Texas doesn't allow write ins though.  At least not in presidential elections.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I wanted to write in one of our cats in 2016.  Texas doesn't allow write ins though.  At least not in presidential elections.

Cats just looking out for themselves.  With SNAP going away, they'll be eating all the cats and dogs!!!  /s

16 minutes ago, The Dog said:

And that's a big problem for them moving forward as Trump will no longer been the ballot. 

I wouldn’t be so sure of that. If he’s alive in ‘28, he’ll be on the ballot.

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I wouldn’t be so sure of that. If he’s alive in ‘28, he’ll be on the ballot.

He’ll leave office with a 19% approval rating. Dead or alive.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

First woman mayor in Detroit’s 324 year history 

 

 

bet she RUINS it

6 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

bet she RUINS it

I'd let her ruin me.

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5 hours ago, kevwun said:

I posted this in the Shutdown thread, but it belongs here.

 

Trump is the crazy ex they can't quit for a large chunk of this country.  They miss him when he's not in the White House, but then he lights everything on fire and everything goes to shit and they remember why they broke up with him in the first place.  As long as he's in office, he reminds people weekly of how terrible he is and they don't fondly look back on the good ole days that only exist in their head.  Trump in power costs Republicans elections.  It's when he's out of office that he helps them.  It doesn't make any sense unless you look at it from the crazy ex angle

I think people ignore the role Covid played in all this.  Covid was a traumatic time, and we all have nostalgia for the Before Times.  And I capitalize "Before Times," because we all know what I mean.  I could use it completely out of context, and you'd know what it means.

And Trump was the president at the end of the Before Times.  So for a lot of people, he represents that normality that they'd want to return to.  They don't remember how badly he fucked up Covid.  Because we all just blocked out a lot of shit that went on during the Covid Times.  It was just that traumatic.  And really, for a lot of people, Biden is more closely associated with the Covid Times just because when our minds and memories kicked back on as we departed the Covid Times into the After Times, Biden was president.

That's my hypothesis, at least.  I'm sure there's a psychology thesis in there somewhere.  Maybe someday someone will write it.

5 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

This is the most bizarre timeline. Since when does a local government persons position on Israel matter?

On the other hand this is what I am concerned about. Mamdani winning is only the beginning. He must be successful. And a lot of the powers that be are going to conspire to undermine him. He will need all his supporters to stay engaged and help him all they can.

I have a very good friend who is an elected officeholder and who is running for office again in 2026.  He was recently asked by a constituent about his position on Israel, and he expressed his frustration to me.  He complained that he is a state official; he doesn't have shit to do with foreign policy or the State Department or anything to do with Israel.  So why would anybody ask him this question?

I disagreed with him, and I'll tell you what I told him.

It's not about Israel.  Everyone knows you can't do anything about Israel and Gaza.  Ok--not everyone.  We have plenty of morons out there.  But I know.  And I'd ask you the same question for exactly the same reason I'd ask a candidate for the school board about his position on abortion or a candidate for the local MUD Board his position on immigration.  It's a question about your values.

When I ask you whether you support what Israel is doing in Gaza, I'm really asking what are your values.  Do you know right from wrong?  And does your conceptualization of right and wrong comport with my own.  Because if you think that Israel bombing women and children in their homes is right; if you think Israel deplying the military to starve a civilian population is justified; if you think Israel's targeting of journalists and aid workers to facilitate its program of starvation in Gaza is morally correct, then I have my answer to every other policy issue.  We don't have to talk about medicare expansion, or tariffs, or transportation policy, because I know your values don't line up with my own.  So I'm going to vote against you.

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John Rocker, this fuckin' guy, says New Yorkers are fucked because now they won't be served pork lip hot dogs - only cabrito. Hmmm...

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