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Behn is currently ahead as early voting comes to a close, according to party registration. Rs expected to win Election Day, as usual.

Oh shit, they're sending in the big guns

57 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Oh shit, they're sending in the big guns

Iwona B Horyn?

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3 hours ago, The Dog said:

Not worried at all:

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todays country music is complete garbage 

 
todays country music is complete garbage 

Seriously. It totally checks out that Trump would stan for bro country. Johnny Cash would beat his ass.
3 hours ago, Red Five said:

What the fuck does Dotard know about Christianity or country music?

That 99% of his supporters jack off to both

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

todays country music is complete garbage 

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Seriously. It totally checks out that Trump would stan for bro country. Johnny Cash would beat his ass.

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

todays country music is complete garbage 

conversely I would argue this is the heyday of metal

8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

conversely I would argue this is the heyday of metal

 

metal is sink or swim 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Trump would call that guy an unpatriotic commy. 

Because he served his country.

Did he also tell people to quit using his invention to spread disinformation?

On 11/30/2025 at 9:41 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

todays country music is complete garbage 

The origin of all this is that she apparently went on a rant about the commercialization of Nashville and said she hated country music. Don't believe she said anything about Christians.

ETA "I hate the city, I hate the bachelorettes, I hate the pedal taverns, I hate country music, I hate all of the things that make Nashville apparently an ‘it’ city to the rest of the country.”

Edited by TwiceHorn

20 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Did he also tell people to quit using his invention to spread disinformation?

still getting mileage out of a 25yo joke, I see

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The origin of all this is that she apparently went on a rant about the commercialization of Nashville and said she hated country music. Don't believe she said anything about Christians.

ETA "I hate the city, I hate the bachelorettes, I hate the pedal taverns, I hate country music, I hate all of the things that make Nashville apparently an ‘it’ city to the rest of the country.”

Substitute "Austin" for Nash Vegas, and I'm pretty much right there with her.  The stuff that makes Austin or Nashville "it" cities today are generally things I hate.

I will say that there is still some good country music around.  It's just not what's drawing the big crowds.  Luke Bryan sells out stadiums, Red Volkaert kinda fills the Continental Club.

Also, get off my lawn.

33 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The origin of all this is that she apparently went on a rant about the commercialization of Nashville and said she hated country music. Don't believe she said anything about Christians.

ETA "I hate the city, I hate the bachelorettes, I hate the pedal taverns, I hate country music, I hate all of the things that make Nashville apparently an ‘it’ city to the rest of the country.”

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Substitute "Austin" for Nash Vegas, and I'm pretty much right there with her.  The stuff that makes Austin or Nashville "it" cities today are generally things I hate.

I will say that there is still some good country music around.  It's just not what's drawing the big crowds.  Luke Bryan sells out stadiums, Red Volkaert kinda fills the Continental Club.

Also, get off my lawn.

+rep for Redd

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The origin of all this is that she apparently went on a rant about the commercialization of Nashville and said she hated country music. Don't believe she said anything about Christians.

ETA "I hate the city, I hate the bachelorettes, I hate the pedal taverns, I hate country music, I hate all of the things that make Nashville apparently an ‘it’ city to the rest of the country.”

So basically she hates the same things that like 70% of the people who have lived around there for more than 10-15 years hate. 
 

I think if a congressional candidate for TX-10 or TX-21 saying “I hate the city, I hate 6th street, I hate the comedy scene, I hate the tech bros, I hate all the things that make Austin an “it” city to the rest of the country.” they would net gain votes. 

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6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The origin of all this is that she apparently went on a rant about the commercialization of Nashville and said she hated country music. Don't believe she said anything about Christians.

ETA "I hate the city, I hate the bachelorettes, I hate the pedal taverns, I hate country music, I hate all of the things that make Nashville apparently an ‘it’ city to the rest of the country.”

Is it too late to vote for her?

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

So basically she hates the same things that like 70% of the people who have lived around there for more than 10-15 years hate. 
 

I think if a congressional candidate for TX-10 or TX-21 saying “I hate the city, I hate 6th street, I hate the comedy scene, I hate the tech bros, I hate all the things that make Austin an “it” city to the rest of the country.” they would net gain votes. 

Yeah, this.  Every single person in Nashville hates the peddle pubs.

Van Epps   24,046   57%

Behn           17,330    41%

Edited by Texas73

6 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

Van Epps   24,046   57%

Behn           17,330    41%

It's going to be very close

Edited by Zonahorn

In the lead, she won Nashville EV by 70

13 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

Van Epps   24,046   57%

Behn           17,330    41%

Outlying counties are coming in, nothing from Davidson yet. The outlying counties will all go 70/30 Epps, so Davidson vote numbers will be key.

Turnout in Williamson County is going to be critical for Van Epps.  It is the most educated county in the district. But unusually for such a well-educated area, it is heavily Republican.

Van Epps either needs to hold trump’s margin or run up the score with a good turnout. He doesn’t need to do both. But he can’t do neither.

50% of Davidson in Behn 17,833 and Epps 3,052

8 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The origin of all this is that she apparently went on a rant about the commercialization of Nashville and said she hated country music. Don't believe she said anything about Christians.

ETA "I hate the city, I hate the bachelorettes, I hate the pedal taverns, I hate country music, I hate all of the things that make Nashville apparently an ‘it’ city to the rest of the country.”

Him her…you get it.

 

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It feels like a Double-A version of Las Vegas with better weather but worse food/music. Sensory overload both places.

Edited by TheStoicPaisano

7 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Turnout in Williamson County is going to be critical for Van Epps.  It is the most educated county in the district. But unusually for such a well-educated area, it is heavily Republican.

Van Epps either needs to hold trump’s margin or run up the score with a good turnout. He doesn’t need to do both. But he can’t do neither.

Not just Republican but the capital of MAGA-stan.

Expected margin of victory for Van Epps slowly growing on NYT. Around 4 now.

Looks like a clean van Epps win, sadly.

40 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:


cope

Yeah spike the ball. Nothing to see here move along.

Is it any better if all the dems that ran to Trump have run back a year later?  That’s the calm down post?

eta: the above post makes it even worse on that even if you believe it, its not just a shift from 24 but from at least 2022. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

It’s an R+11 district. If it ends up being R+4 tonight that’s a bit of a Dem over perform relative to Virginia last month, where I don’t think they took anything higher than R+5

Edited by Bateshorn

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Mayor's races could come down to something as simple as one candidate being a fucking asshole.  Not necessarily a barometer. 

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