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Yeah, I'm seeing NJ being called too. Nearly +60 with just under a quarter of the vote is pretty huge.

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2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also a much more rural or at least wooded state than people give it credit for.

The "Garden State" is really true.  Most of it is rural as hell.

Ciattarelli hitched his wagon to a president who's like 20+ points underwater. FAFO

These "nailbiters" are all turning into blowouts in anticipation of the Big Event: the NYC Mayor election

 

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Not necessarily. NJ has been trending purple for a while. I think Citronella only lost by 3% in 2021

LOL

 

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9 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

Me too my friend, me too.

 

 

 

I'm honestly surprised by this. Love it if so, if for no other reason than I had to pass eleventy billion Miyares signs on my way to work today.

And those stupid don’t California my Virginia signs. Like no one is gonna do that. 

Wes Moore saying he's going to do the redistricting thing.  FUCK YEAH

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God, last Election Day was one of the worst fucking days of my life. We have to turn this shit show of a country around one election of a time. 

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The Fox News effect: Republicans in Kentucky are trying to vote against Mamdani

 

Pretty sure NJ is just EWR, Atlantic City, Princeton, and South Philadelphia.

When do we have a chance to fire Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer into the sun?

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Pretty sure NJ is just EWR, Atlantic City, Princeton, and South Philadelphia.

It’s just a turnpike

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Pretty sure NJ is just EWR, Atlantic City, Princeton, and South Philadelphia.

The Hudson/Bergen "gold coast" has a LOT of people in it:

the-gen-z-neighborhoods-some-are-calling

Just now, bluto said:

Any news on Austin prop q?

vibes seem like it's been DOA

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The Fox News effect: Republicans in Kentucky are trying to vote against Mamdani

 

These people are too fucking stupid to be able to have a say in who runs the country.

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

When do we have a chance to fire Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer into the sun?

I'm not busy tomorrow.

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2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

The Hudson/Bergen "gold coast" has a LOT of people in it:

the-gen-z-neighborhoods-some-are-calling

Oh and the NY Jets

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

When do we have a chance to fire Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer into the sun?

2026, Jeffries will be primaried. People here are pissed. Schumer, 2028. I wouldn't be shocked if he doesn't run.

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Dems retain control of the PA supreme court.

30% of the vote in and sherrill is ahead by 200,000 votes.

5 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

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4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Schumer, 2028. I wouldn't be shocked if he doesn't run.

He's a dead man walking, and is behaving like a completely broken man.

28 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“Latino vote in New Jersey is going 30% for the Republican candidate”. 
 

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11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The Fox News effect: Republicans in Kentucky are trying to vote against Mamdani

 

I’m not a big “my tax dollars” dude but I’m tired of twin tower avatar people in the town Facebook complaining about not being able to vote for mayor just because they don’t live in the town limits.

11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The Fox News effect: Republicans in Kentucky are trying to vote against Mamdani

 

They should trace those calls and unregister the voters who made them.

I'm completely serious.

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Blue wave, bitches

 

Now we see what hell Trump will unleash 

Well, he's probably gonna get Mamdani shot, so there's that.

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Blue wave, bitches

 

Now we see what hell Trump will unleash 

The hits

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10 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

What time do we find out about NY?

Polls close at 9:00pm. (edited) The City That Never Sleeps.

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2 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

What time do we find out about NY?

On the Majority Report live feed, they said we should get an idea by 9:30 eastern. They're in New York and are paying close attention to the race.

5 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

What time do we find out about NY?

It’s over 

8 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Are Spanberger's daughters (i assume) drunk or just quirky?

They seem like pretty normal teens.  "We're working on it!"

The biggest surprise of the night for me will be if our local ballot referendum passes. There's stupid money trying to rig the city council to disenfranchise minority representation. So far it's actually looking like it's gonna pass, but it's very close. 

I guess they're going to let her talk until the next NJ vote dump.

The fucks spent ~70m to get the three sitting PA Supreme Court miscued voted out.  

All three are gonna be retained it seems - will be close but data seems it’ll work out 

22 minutes ago, bluto said:

Any news on Austin prop q?

The county clerk here counts votes so slowly, we’ll probably know about California Prop 50 before we know about Austin Prop Q.

I know guys at work acting as if our business is going to collapse if Mandami is elected.

I figured it out: our sales are off like 30% over last year because of Trump.  But in their heads it's the Spectre of Mandami that's the problem.  HE'S the reason.

Fuck it, they never criticise the cult leader.

20 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

What time do we find out about NY?

 

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