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  • Chuckie Finster
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  • Schulz2.0
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    Engaging with idiots is Surly's entire premise.

  • PenelopeWitherspoon
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    Waking up in NYC to the Mamdani win, the end of Cuomo's political career, and the Bergdorf holiday windows under construction all point to a great holiday season.    

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1 minute ago, achooloco said:

Fucking shitass 4th estate. Why can't they just call Trump a fucking liar? 

Also, sent in my absentee ballot for Mamdani yesterday. Felt good. 

Also "without presenting evidence," which implies that there might be evidence.

They've never had evidence, there is no evidence, they're fucking lying.

22 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Not all of those are as straightforward. I voted no on 2-4 because it gives the mayor A LOT of power. Eric Adams proposed those in bad faith, and that was what drove my no.

Supporting Israel is political poison these days.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

That last one: I always see "Fire Krasner" banners at election time.  Republicans hate him.

6 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Fucking shitass 4th estate. Why can't they just call Trump a fucking liar? 

Also, sent in my absentee ballot for Mamdani yesterday. Felt good. 

I mailed mine back on October 26, and it was received valid on October 28. Definitely voted Mamdani. Alas, my neighborhood went for Cuomo. Sigh.

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Supporting Israel is political poison these days.

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MSBNC and CNN play both sides with the most spare ass southern republicans they can find. 

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fucking maddening. Fuck everyone. Oh now, in 2025, you realize that Trump and MAGA is completely destructive, and voting for ANYONE over them is the correct call?

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

At first, I read that tweet about closing the MILF Gap and I thought Ann Taylor was going out of business. 

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Oh yeah, fuck Cuomo. The racist shit that his campaign was putting out over the last week was absolutely disgusting.

Also, Bill Ackman, fuck that guy too.

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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Congrats to Mamdani it seems

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Just to make it a level playing field in the hat game

 


 

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck their feelings!

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This is a good day for America. It's been a while. 

 

23 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I have a gut feeling they already look really dumb.  

My conclusion from tonight: there's gonna be a Lobster Nazi in the Senate in a year.  Let the man run.

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7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Oh yeah, fuck Cuomo. The racist shit that his campaign was putting out over the last week was absolutely disgusting.

Also, Bill Ackman, fuck that guy too.

Flew into NYC yesterday and left this evening.  Was refreshing to talk to the people.  Gives me real hope.  Great work NYC.  

17 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Let's be sure to revisit the MILF gap later 

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5 hours ago, Pancho said:

Predictions:

VA: Spanberger

NJ: Gonna be close but Sherrill holds on

NY: Mamdani 

CA: Prop 50 passes bigly

 

Fat Boy: bleeds from his pussy on truth social because he’s a fat whining little bitch

 

 

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Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

That’s the dream.

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Fox News is pretty great tonight.

Fuck, you're tempting me...but I'll pass.  Fuck giving them ratings and fuck all their dumbfuck viewers - except you, of course. 

33 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Mein fuhrer, everyone hates you

Dare we venture onto texags?

Sure!  I'm sure they're taking it well and keeping it classy.

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Good for NYC. We should be all about viability testing different political philosophies, particularly regional testing of the most extreme. 

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

I saw an ad yesterday on the Turnpike:

"Be prepared to see a lot of NY license plates!" 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Good for NYC. We should be all about viability testing different political philosophies, particularly regional testing of the most extreme. 

Political philosophy is horseshit at every level, but completely irrelevant at the local level. 

 
 

Idiot shoulda taken it. Now he’s just a poor old man in a stupid beret.

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