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Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

He's dumber than I thought.

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  • Schulz2.0
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    Engaging with idiots is Surly's entire premise.

  • PenelopeWitherspoon
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    Waking up in NYC to the Mamdani win, the end of Cuomo's political career, and the Bergdorf holiday windows under construction all point to a great holiday season.    

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16 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Flew into NYC yesterday and left this evening.  Was refreshing to talk to the people.  Gives me real hope.  Great work NYC.  

Yes, but still Fuck the Yankees. 

 
 

Why did the shutdown cost Republicans elections if the shutdown is the Democrats’ fault? Oh, maybe some people are finally seeing through your bullshit lies.

I know I said I was (and will be for awhile) jaded and pessimistic about elections, but there were people who seriously thought that Cuomo was going to win?? People's brains are legit broken.

11 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

is that the old queen that was married to Martha Raye?

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I love that they think that….NYC is hell on earth, and surely businesses and people will flee to paradises like Tuscaloosa and Shreveport.
Ok.
Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Political philosophy is horseshit at every level, but completely irrelevant at the local level. 

STFU pragmatist. :)Let's see how things play out in NYC. 

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

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If we lived in an honest world, Texas A&M would instead be named “Stupid Motherfucker Academy.”

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Just now, Bullneck said:

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sure, businesses will leave immediately.  Who wants to have a customer base the size of NYC?   "Bastrop, here we come! Get ready for artesanal, fresh-baked marble rye!"

Well, it appears that $500 a vote buys a hell of a lot of votes.  Lol

senate republicans probably funneled money to mamdani's campaign 

they'll be calling rich old whites tomorrow. explaining the muslim take over of america !!!!

BUT ......

$10,000 right now and senate R's will fight this invasion !!!!

8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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do they pass around the one brain cell ?

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15 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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Their racism is hilarious. Also, why do they fucking care? They don't live here. I don't care who is mayor in their shitass town.

16 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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Lulz at that last post. Chicago, SF, and NYC are my three favorite cities. They all kick ass

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

OK, last one:

 

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so, these fucks want to deport Dinesh Patel now?  

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Lulz at that last post. Chicago, SF, and NYC are my three favorite cities. They all kick ass

My Republican parents visited San Francisco last year and came back saying how incredible it was and that it was nothing like how people describe it.

Unfortunately, they have not connected the dots as to what this means about all the other information being fed to them.

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Their racism is hilarious. Also, why do they fucking care? They don't live here. I don't care who is mayor in their shitass town.

spoiler:  it's Dillo Pad

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

spoiler:  it's Dillo Pad

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2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

A pretty prominent poster here helped run Wambganss campaign

Im really disappointed in Derka

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both Prop LL and MM in Colorado (to keep and increase funding for free school meals) are passing by a landslide. 

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5 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

A pretty prominent poster here helped run Wambganss campaign

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Context- Sands Corp was the primary financial supporter for Huffman, who came in a distant third in the Texas Senate Special. 
 

Sands Corp’s President and COO is Miriam Adelson’s Son-in-Law, Patrick Dumont the owner of the  Dallas Mavericks, who approved trading Luka Doncic. 

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Cuomo could not be a bigger lying piece of shit if he tried.

He’s up there giving a speech about how we’re all about unity, and for all races, black, Muslim, etc.

Fucker just ran an openly xenophobic and racist campaign equating Mamdani with 9/11.

Fuck off you hateful old piece of shit.

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Post still has their fastball.

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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Post still has their fastball.

Objectively, messaging aside, that's a solid headline.

Just getting home from work and now seeing results… Blue kicked ass and kicked it hard. 

how many solid R seats did the texas republikan party dilute in order to try to get more repub seats in Congress? Possible future Leopards eating faces post. Arrogant fucks. 

Former Cuomo aide who was the first to publicly accuse him of sexual harassment.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Cuomo could not be a bigger lying piece of shit if he tried.

He’s up there giving a speech about how we’re all about unity, and for all races, black, Muslim, etc.

Fucker just ran an openly xenophobic and racist campaign equating Mamdani with 9/11.

Fuck off you hateful old piece of shit.

Mario should have pulled out. 

43 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:


Why did the shutdown cost Republicans elections if the shutdown is the Democrats’ fault? Oh, maybe some people are finally seeing through your bullshit lies.

What's wild is his social media post said it explicitly.

if it hasn't already been posted

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Polls just closed in California.  Prop 50 passes at 8:00:01pm

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6 hours ago, Pancho said:

Predictions:

VA: Spanberger

NJ: Gonna be close but Sherrill holds on

NY: Mamdani 

CA: Prop 50 passes bigly

 

Fat Boy: bleeds from his pussy on truth social because he’s a fat whining little bitch

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11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Post still has their fastball.

What a great country and democracy. 

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

Alright, here's my micro somewhat interesting local race

Wake Forest, NC - erstwhile small town (and once but no longer home to the university, who moved out in the 50s and left the campus to the Southeast Baptist Seminary) and now rapidly growing suburb of Raleigh. Mayor Vivian Jones has been mayor since 1999 when the town was probably 1/4 the size it is now. I'm not sure what her politics are exactly, but she's very old guard anti change and caused a bit of a kerfuffle when rescinded the town proclamation of Pride Month. There is an organization that promotes LGBTQ pride/safety/etc which is nice in what could easily be described as the Round Rock of Raleigh. Apparently, the seminary pressured Jones to rescind the proclamation, which she did, and managed to piss everyone off in the process.

https://indyweek.com/newsletter/seminary-leaders-urged-wake-forest-mayor-to-drop-pride-month-proclamation/

 

Ben Clapsaddle is an ex military democrat who... I don't know that much, but he seems solid, he's the dem candidate.

 

Meanwhile in the board of commissioners, Pam Jones and Thomas Dement are running together, they have some outside money and a lot of signs that look well designed and don't try to tell the story that is made clear by their respective haircuts

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Sliwinski (R) and Shackleford (D) are both incumbents, I'm not sure who Zavala is really but Haseeb Fatmi is a progressive.

 

https://er.ncsbe.gov/?election_dt=11/04/2025&county_id=92&office=ALL&contest=920022

 

https://er.ncsbe.gov/?election_dt=11/04/2025&county_id=92&office=ALL&contest=920023

 

Things are looking good for Clapsaddle and the two D commisioners right now, but very early.

I am kinda shocked. I really thought the maga folks were going to grab those board seats. But even our little town, clean sweep.

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7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

What's wild is his social media post said it explicitly.

if it hasn't already been posted

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Well chuckledick, you cannot be on all ballots. Oh, and tell your micro-penis to reconvene congress. Yeah, we spoke. We don't like you. 

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