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29 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Too late, dumbfucks

Yeah what fucking happened between 2021 and 2024 that they felt like shifting in the first place?  

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah what fucking happened between 221 and 2024 that they felt like shifting in the first place?  

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah what fucking happened between 221 and 2024 that they felt like shifting in the first place?  

What language did your parents speak? Waiting for Napoleon to get a hold of this one. Man the CR is in for some serious policing. 

 

10 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I have fiends from all over the world

Also, very cool Napoleon. 

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear, does it make a sound?

If a tree falls in the woods and lands on Greg Abbott, would everyone within screaming distance pretend he didn't make a sound?

Just now, Burt said:

If a tree falls in the woods and lands on Greg Abbott, would everyone within screaming distance pretend he didn't make a sound?

Yes. And someone would sue someone and then make sure that no one could sue anyone again for a tree falling in the woods. 

Exit poll:  People say No Kings is closer to their beliefs than MAGA, 43%-30%. 

I think we're seeing what Marjorie Taylor Greene is trying to rebrand herself. Isn't it amazing that she has more of a sense as to which way the winds are blowing than so many of her colleagues? 

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As far as I can tell, MTG is really placing the blame/onus on the Republican House and not Trump. 

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

What's wild is his social media post said it explicitly.

if it hasn't already been posted

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This stupid motherfucker actually thinks that means none of this is his fault. 

 

 

39 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Exit poll:  People say No Kings is closer to their beliefs than MAGA, 43%-30%. 

I think we're seeing what Marjorie Taylor Greene is trying to rebrand herself. Isn't it amazing that she has more of a sense as to which way the winds are blowing than so many of her colleagues? 

Of all the crazy shit happening I really can’t believe her rebrand angle, insanity that’s she seems kind of reasonable. Wtf 

49 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

What language did your parents speak? Waiting for Napoleon to get a hold of this one. Man the CR is in for some serious policing. 

Also, very cool Napoleon. 

I am interested to know what the native language or language was/were of the people who raised you.

This is the third time that I have clearly conveyed that in impeccable English. 

I am not sure what is not clear.

Try to tell me what you don’t understand and perhaps I can walk you through it. 

25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

id be interested to see the numbers on this one. new voters would be very worrisome for the R's 

 

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Of all the crazy shit happening I really can’t believe her rebrand angle, insanity that’s she seems kind of reasonable. Wtf 

 

she wanted to run for the senate and trump gave her the thumbs down 

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

I am interested to know what the native language or language was/were of the people who raised you.

This is the third time that I have clearly conveyed that in impeccable English. 

I am not sure what is not clear.

Try to tell me what you don’t understand and perhaps I can walk you through it. 

Are you really this fucking stupid?

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Are you really this fucking stupid?


Jesus Christ, dude ... you've posted 13 fucking times in last page and a half. How is this humanly possible?  Fuck me.

Get a life, man. 

48 minutes ago, safe sex said:

As far as I can tell, MTG is really placing the blame/onus on the Republican House and not Trump. 

 Baby steps. 

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Jesus Christ, dude ... you've posted 13 fucking times in last page and a half. How is this humanly possible?  Fuck me.

Get a life, man. 

I am interested to know what the native language or language was/were of the people who raised you.

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3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 Baby steps. 

Have...have you seen her hooves?

42 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I am interested to know what the native language or language was/were of the people who raised you.

This is the third time that I have clearly conveyed that in impeccable English. 

I am not sure what is not clear.

Try to tell me what you don’t understand and perhaps I can walk you through it. 

The Aryan is notorious for refusing to answer direct questions. He doesn’t post in good faith, and so many folks have him on ignore.

I’d put some money of his family being immigrants from Eastern Europe, based on his obsequiousness to all things Putin.

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Cypress will apparently flip the CFISD school board back to sanity. Book banning right wing "Christians" had a 6-1 majority and 3 trustee positions up for reelection. All 3 elections are being won easily by people with brains right now. 

If anyone wants some hopium then just consider that fucking Cypress just rejected the Christian nationalist takeover of education. Well at least the ones who voted.  Between 47-48k votes. 

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Lol. Wasn't Bill one of the ones saying he would leave?

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Cuomo could not be a bigger lying piece of shit if he tried.

He’s up there giving a speech about how we’re all about unity, and for all races, black, Muslim, etc.

Fucker just ran an openly xenophobic and racist campaign equating Mamdani with 9/11.

Fuck off you hateful old piece of shit.

This. Fuck Cuomo.

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Post still has their fastball.

I hate the Post.

6 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Lol. Dave Portnoy is such a complete douche nozzle. The only redeeming thing about him is his dog, Miss Peaches.

5 hours ago, Chopper said:

Cuomo gave a fairly graceless concession speech, and Mamdani responded.

"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo the best in private life. But let tonight be the last time I mention his name."

I really like Mamdani. If he achieves half of what he wants to, he would be more successful than the last two mayors.

5 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

He’s good at this

 

 

Yes, yes he is.

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


You know what you do when you score a win against an enemy aiming to exterminate you? PRESS THE ATTACK TWICE AS HARD.
California should redistrict for MAX Dem representation.
Fuck this regime. Fuck the GQP. Fuck their voters, who value hurting people way more than helping anyone.

This. 

5 hours ago, Chopper said:

 

Trump is going to find out. NYC hates him.

It's funny how so many people like the idea of trump after forgetting how much of a corrupt, sadistic cunt trump is. 

Then 9 months of trump reminds them he's an even bigger cunt than they remembered, so they go hard to vote against anything he wants/is aligned with. 

4 hours ago, bluto said:

Overall a solid night but i cant help but feel like it’s winning a tier two bowl game or NIT 

It's a sign that people are fed up with Trump all over the country just 9 months into his sadistic reign of terror and corruption. Vote totals would be great to see and compare to 2021. 

Authoritarians typically crumble when they become so hated by a majority of the population, and especially when they're new authoritarians who haven't completely established crushing holds over the people and systems yet. 

The climate is ripe for many Mamdani type figures to run on taking from millionaires/billionaires to help the American worker. And releasing the untampered Epstein files.

Trump and his admin have screwed up these first 9 months so badly that I don't think they're capable of learning from it and adjusting. Americans just really hate the realities of trump and project 2025 in action. 

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4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I have fiends from all over the world and visited some in 6 of the 7 countries that I visited this summer. I am familiar with a lack of understanding when to use various conjugations of a verb. Your errors varied from typical poor grammar of a native English speaker. 

I didn’t encounter the errors in Cuba or Miami last month, but that’s because I was speaking Spanish whenever I could. 

So what were the native languages of the people who raised you?

Ana is an absolute beating since Trump 45 but he’s been around since HF. Several posters know him in real life. This is a weird thing to fixate on

 

ps please stop quoting him and thank you for your attention to this matter 

Love the smell of fresh cope in the morning.

 

 By the way, whatever you do, don’t print that I was mad.

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A year ago Americans were like "Prices are high. Let's put in the failed businessman." 

And now Americans are like, "Well fuck that didn't work." 

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


You know what you do when you score a win against an enemy aiming to exterminate you? PRESS THE ATTACK TWICE AS HARD.
California should redistrict for MAX Dem representation.
Fuck this regime. Fuck the GQP. Fuck their voters, who value hurting people way more than helping anyone.

 

About that:

 

 

 

6 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Can we be politically honest here for a second. Nobody outside of the very politically online set in certain geographical regions even knew that there was important democracy taking place today. 

Helobious is that you?

8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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I always note the presence or absence of ag tags.  

It's notable that a lot of the troglodytes on texags lack the ag tag.

Then again, not having an allegiance to a school by attendance/graduation and voluntarily selecting eaTme to root for and texags to do it on tells you most of what you need to know.

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah what fucking happened between 2021 and 2024 that they felt like shifting in the first place?  

A characteristic of stupid people is bad memory.

4 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Cypress will apparently flip the CFISD school board back to sanity. Book banning right wing "Christians" had a 6-1 majority and 3 trustee positions up for reelection. All 3 elections are being won easily by people with brains right now. 

If anyone wants some hopium then just consider that fucking Cypress just rejected the Christian nationalist takeover of education. Well at least the ones who voted.  Between 47-48k votes. 

Extremely pleased and somewhat shocked. I have two boys in CFISD and was seriously considering moving to a different district. 

6 hours ago, safe sex said:

As far as I can tell, MTG is really placing the blame/onus on the Republican House and not Trump. 

7 toes > zero kings

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And this is a GREAT morning.  Fuck you Donald.  

9 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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lol that Simpsons character actually looks like Cuomo.  Just perfect 

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7 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Can we be politically honest here for a second. Nobody outside of the very politically online set in certain geographical regions even knew that there was important democracy taking place today. 

I'm pretty sure everyone that used Facebook at all a single time during the last 5 days knows it was election day. They were pushing a banner thing. 

AISD didn't have school yesterday, because election day. 

Everyone I know and not just online people knew it was election day. 

You are wrong in almost every sense of being wrong here. 

Democracy is something everyone in this country knows about and should be proud of. Shut your fucking mouth for once when you are flat out wrong. 

7 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I've heard this before. I can ask the first ten people I see tomorrow if they voted today, and how many of them are interesting the NYC Mayor race and I would wager any amount you wish on under with a o/u  line set at 1.5. 

K

36 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Extremely pleased and somewhat shocked. I have two boys in CFISD and was seriously considering moving to a different district. 

Completely understand. My youngest is a senior at Woods and I am planning to get out of Texas as of right now. These results are a pleasant surprise considering that early voting looked a lot like it always does (a bunch of old white people) at my location. I went on Friday afternoon to get the biggest sample I could.

If I had to bet my life on it I would say this is temporary, of course, but still pleasant.

Final vote totals were over 62k in these races. They were about 55k in 2023 so turnout was not depressed or anything. I'm assuming that isn't much more growth than population growth rate but haven't checked. Okay, just checked and based on dubious sources (AI search results) it was a 6% higher turnout relative to population than in 2023.

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Waking up in NYC to the Mamdani win, the end of Cuomo's political career, and the Bergdorf holiday windows under construction all point to a great holiday season.

 

 

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"Hannah, can you hear me? Wherever you are, look up Hannah! The clouds are lifting! The sun is breaking through! We are coming out of the darkness into the light! We are coming into a new world; a kindlier world, where men will rise above their hate, their greed, and brutality. Look up, Hannah! The soul of man has been given wings and at last he is beginning to fly. He is flying into the rainbow! Into the light of hope, into the future! The glorious future, that belongs to you, to me and to all of us. Look up, Hannah. Look up!"

7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Waking up in NYC to rhr Mamdani win, the end of Cuomo's political career, and the Bergdorf holiday windows under construction all point to a great holiday season.

 

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What time do you report to the farm for your indoctrination and get your orders to field work? 

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Feels good this morning. A small small glimmer of hope out there. So much more work to do. But after a year of despair, I’ll take any hope

11 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Waking up in NYC to the Mamdani win, the end of Cuomo's political career, and the Bergdorf holiday windows under construction all point to a great holiday season.

 

 

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My toes are done in this color

56 minutes ago, immamac said:

Democracy is something everyone in this country knows about and should be proud of.

Do you vote?

44 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Waking up in NYC to the Mamdani win, the end of Cuomo's political career, and the Bergdorf holiday windows under construction all point to a great holiday season.

 

 

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Warms my heart to see my cock ring doing God’s work. 

3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Lol. Wasn't Bill one of the ones saying he would leave?

This. Fuck Cuomo.

I hate the Post.

Lol. Dave Portnoy is such a complete douche nozzle. The only redeeming thing about him is his dog, Miss Peaches.

I really like Mamdani. If he achieves half of what he wants to, he would be more successful than the last two mayors.

Yes, yes he is.

This. 

Trump is going to find out. NYC hates him.

Zohran is such a sweet guy, I'm super happy for him. I hope what has served him well continues to do so.

12 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Does that mean they will burn couches? Fuck them? Or both???

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