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  • Chuckie Finster
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    www.texags.com

  • Schulz2.0
    Schulz2.0

    Engaging with idiots is Surly's entire premise.

  • PenelopeWitherspoon
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    Waking up in NYC to the Mamdani win, the end of Cuomo's political career, and the Bergdorf holiday windows under construction all point to a great holiday season.    

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

In that case sorry I guess

Texas voters approve 17 constitutional amendments

https://www.kut.org/2025-11-04/texas-election-results-constitutional-amendments-propositions

 

 

 

Idgaf what the result is. I vote how I want and expect others to do the same. It's not about mandating an outcome it's about exercising your right. 

Go be a fuck face somewhere else. 

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

But nobody knew democracy was happening last night, right?

It doesn’t always have to be this adversarial guys.
 

Overall, more than 1.4 million Texans cast a ballot this year according early totals from the Texas Secretary of State’s office. That’s just under 8% of the state’s nearly 18.5 million registered voters. By comparison, about 2.5 million Texans voted during the state’s last constitutional amendment election in 2023.

Population is over 31mm. 
 

“but there was a banner on Facebook” is some unintentionally hilarious shit though. 

9 hours ago, Chopper said:

In a loss for mankind, Alan Dershowitz won't be blowing his brains out after all

 

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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I always note the presence or absence of ag tags.  

It's notable that a lot of the troglodytes on texags lack the ag tag.

Then again, not having an allegiance to a school by attendance/graduation and voluntarily selecting eaTme to root for and texags to do it on tells you most of what you need to know.

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I cannot begin to imagine the insanity required to voluntarily root for Texas A&M football (save for a couple years when everyone wanted to see what a crackhead playing quarterback would do next) when you have no connection or obligation to do so. Madness.

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It doesn’t always have to be this adversarial guys.
 

Overall, more than 1.4 million Texans cast a ballot this year according early totals from the Texas Secretary of State’s office. That’s just under 8% of the state’s nearly 18.5 million registered voters. By comparison, about 2.5 million Texans voted during the state’s last constitutional amendment election in 2023.

Horribly written article. The vote totals are 3M. That's early voting only. 

https://goelect.txelections.civixapps.com/ivis-enr-ui/races

Go fuck your own face. 

7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It doesn’t always have to be this adversarial guys.
 

Overall, more than 1.4 million Texans cast a ballot this year according early totals from the Texas Secretary of State’s office. That’s just under 8% of the state’s nearly 18.5 million registered voters. By comparison, about 2.5 million Texans voted during the state’s last constitutional amendment election in 2023.

The 2025 numbers are early voting totals only, dumb dumb.

8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It doesn’t always have to be this adversarial guys.
 

Overall, more than 1.4 million Texans cast a ballot this year according early totals from the Texas Secretary of State’s office. That’s just under 8% of the state’s nearly 18.5 million registered voters. By comparison, about 2.5 million Texans voted during the state’s last constitutional amendment election in 2023.

 

Read the fucking room.

 

Jesus christ, man. Do you not already get enough attention?

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Even this cat made it out yesterday to vote....

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Why do y'all engage that idiot.

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Why the fuck yall don't Ana on ignore is beyond me? Dude is a fucking idiot and never misses a chance to show his ass.

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Just now, G650 said:

Why do y'all engage that idiot.

Engaging with idiots is Surly's entire premise.

1 minute ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Engaging with idiots is Surly's entire premise.

Motto worthy among so many candidates.

1 minute ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Engaging with idiots is Surly's entire premise.

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1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Feels good this morning. A small small glimmer of hope out there. So much more work to do. But after a year of despair, I’ll take any hope

 

45 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Do you vote?

Exercising your right not to vote is a Democratic action, unless you're Australian.

26 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Oh my god Ana, just shut up

There’s a button for that. 

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The dude that giddily declared the midterms over after Kirk's murder (before he knew the first thing about the shooter) is here to lecture us on the risks of small sample sizes, extrapolation, and the fickle nature of the electorate. Adorable.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I'm pretty sure everyone that used Facebook at all a single time during the last 5 days knows it was election day. They were pushing a banner thing. 

AISD didn't have school yesterday, because election day. 

Everyone I know and not just online people knew it was election day. 

You are wrong in almost every sense of being wrong here. 

Democracy is something everyone in this country knows about and should be proud of. Shut your fucking mouth for once when you are flat out wrong. 

Did anyone watch the World Series on fox?  If so, they would have seen FNC Election Day coverage commercials.  

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The results of last night’s elections also poured cold water on the tired argument among elite Democratic Party strategists that the party needs to seek out the moderate middle to win elections. Matt Yglesias, perhaps the loudest proponent of this theory, argued before the election that ...

Seven data-driven lessons from the 2025 elections - Democrats outran their polls and swept statewide races from Georgia to New Jersey, on an agenda of affordability and a broad anti-Trump backlash

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Based on some simple projections, I have calculated that the strength of the Democrats’ performance yesterday implies a House popular vote margin in next year’s midterm of around D+8 or D+9.

 

 

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

The dude that giddily declared the midterms over after Kirk's murder (before he knew the first thing about the shooter) is here to lecture us on the risks of small sample sizes, extrapolation, and the fickle nature of the electorate. Adorable.

You are confused. 

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5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

The dude that giddily declared the midterms over after Kirk's murder

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

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That certainly looks like we're at a Turning Point here in the USA.

39 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Even this cat made it out yesterday to vote....

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This picture may create a future Texas proposition to say that not only do you have to be a citizen to vote, you must be a human. After all, we don't know who trained that cat to vote for Marxist ideas and candidates.

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You are confused. 

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Anastasis getting upset because a poster came in with inscrutable, vaguely accusatory personal questions orthogonal to the discussions at hand. 
 

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8 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Virginia is by far the best barometer to look at from the places that voted. My sole hesitation is how you measure the effect of mass layoffs, contractor job losses, and overall anger in the NCR and project that out to states less affected by federal government actions. Likely same trend but not as stark. 
 

I think it’s pretty axiomatic that Trump overperforms when he’s on the ballot and GOP underperforms when he’s not. Bodes well for 2028. They admitted as much with the gereymandering ploy. 

It's not just the state officials election in Virginia.  Look at all of the local elections.  Democrats won in places they either had never won or hadn 't won in a long time.

7 hours ago, safe sex said:

Have...have you seen her hooves?

Buffalo Bills Fire Coach Rex Ryan, Slamming Door on a Boisterous Presence -  The New York Times

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

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1 minute ago, VABuckeye said:

It's not just the state officials election in Virginia.  Look at all of the local elections.  Democrats won in places they either had never won or hadn 't won in a long time.

So the referendum I mentioned earlier actually passed handily, which was a very big shock. The campaign against dwarfed even the governors race here, it is a big, big deal.

 

https://www.pilotonline.com/2025/11/04/election-2025-virginia-beach/

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Gotta give credit where it’s due, Ana pretending he doesn’t want to be adversarial is some top shelf trolling. Much better than the usual slop he gives us.

4 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Gotta give credit where it’s due, Ana pretending he doesn’t want to be adversarial is some top shelf trolling. Much better than the usual slop he gives us.

You actually make me wonder if he is offloading his trolling to ChatGPT

Sorry if already discussed - I'm not going to review all 9 pages of this thread - but why does everyone want to make grand inferences about what the NYC mayor race means for progressivism/Democrats/Trump and on and on without mentioning that Cuomo is literally a sex pest? From what little I know, I probably fall somewhere to the right of Zohran Mamdani on a lot of things, but I wouldn't vote for a guy that has been credibly accused of being a creep and resigned from his last job in shame as long as there's a reasonable alternative. Could it not be as simple as that?

27 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Based on some simple projections, I have calculated that the strength of the Democrats’ performance yesterday implies a House popular vote margin in next year’s midterm of around D+8 or D+9.

A falsely justified war is coming. Maybe internal and external at the same time.

Still, the news is encouraging.

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1 minute ago, tokamak said:

without mentioning that Cuomo is literally a sex pest

Yea. That's a real roadblock for GOPs and America. Nobody could get elected with that hanging over their head.

 

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Sorry if already discussed - I'm not going to review all 9 pages of this thread - but why does everyone want to make grand inferences about what the NYC mayor race means for progressivism/Democrats/Trump and on and on without mentioning that Cuomo is literally a sex pest? From what little I know, I probably fall somewhere to the right of Zohran Mamdani on a lot of things, but I wouldn't vote for a guy that has been credibly accused of being a creep and resigned from his last job in shame as long as there's a reasonable alternative. Could it not be as simple as that?

Most aren't using the Mamdani win as an indication, most are looking at the other races and in those, Democrats outperformed compared to past races. 

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Even this cat made it out yesterday to vote....

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why are you posting pictures from 2020?

3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Sorry if already discussed - I'm not going to review all 9 pages of this thread - but why does everyone want to make grand inferences about what the NYC mayor race means for progressivism/Democrats/Trump and on and on without mentioning that Cuomo is literally a sex pest? From what little I know, I probably fall somewhere to the right of Zohran Mamdani on a lot of things, but I wouldn't vote for a guy that has been credibly accused of being a creep and resigned from his last job in shame as long as there's a reasonable alternative. Could it not be as simple as that?

Mamdani's win wasn't a suprise. Cuomo is a disgraced sex pest and Sliwa is a joke perennial candidate. The Democrats demolishing the Republicans in New Jersey and Virginia is something else.

I totally get why Prop Q didn't pass. sucks but there it is. I guess Austin will have to get more creative on how to handle the homeless issue.

Hopefully the softening of the realestate market will help a little bit.

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11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

A falsely justified war is coming. Maybe internal and external at the same time.

Still, the news is encouraging.

Probably. And nobody voted for that type of shit other than a small handful of lieunatic far-right mouthbreathers. Basically Jamelle Bouie's point. Will that encourage them to double down? Possibly!

10 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

why are you posting pictures from 2020?

Maybe they're all allergic to cat dandruff.

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