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As a kid, I could not tolerate that voice and her incessant whining, with that same voice. She's the reason I never got into the Muppets. They want me to watch 2 hours of it?

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I opened this thread and I thought it was a Holly Rowe biopic. 

Saw her in Vegas a few years ago the night before a Pac12 championship game sans any TV makeup.

 

Yama-hama...fright night.

24 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

As a kid, I could not tolerate that voice and her incessant whining, with that same voice. She's the reason I never got into the Muppets. They want me to watch 2 hours of it?

My exact thought, she was auto tune out without fail. Just an uppity nag (yes I double checked that)

20 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I opened this thread and I thought it was a Holly Rowe biopic. 

I have a friend who went to high school with her. He said she was really nice, but who the fuck wasn't nice in high school? Well, beside Erin, you cunt!

29 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Surly turning a Miss Piggy thread into a Holly Rowe thread within 10 posts is pretty funny.

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1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I opened this thread and I thought it was a Holly Rowe biopic. 

Wood not Miss Piggy. 
Definitely wood Miss Rowe. 

The older I get, the more I realize I'm not the target audience for pretty much anything anymore.

3 minutes ago, miguelito said:

The older I get, the more I realize I'm not the target audience for pretty much anything anymore.

At least not since 2005.

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3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Amy Schumer?

This is who I was going to post.  I was laughing my way on in here about how original I was going to be.

 

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Cole writing means this is going to be amazing. Oh, Mary! Is one of the greatest things written in the past decade. 

the muppets take manhattan was is a cinematic masterpiece. i don't need anything more.

17 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the muppets take manhattan was is a cinematic masterpiece. i don't need anything more.

It is, right? Even as a kid I was like "Damn this is actually really fucking good. Charles Grodin is amazing."

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It is, right? Even as a kid I was like "Damn this is actually really fucking good. Charles Grodin is amazing."

you're thinking of the great muppet caper. understandable, as that movie is also strong.

but the muppets take manhattan is a musical and it is fucking awesome. the songs have good hooks. 

Just now, henrygandorf said:

you're thinking of the great muppet caper. understandable, as that movie is also strong.

but the muppets take manhattan is a musical and it is fucking awesome. the songs have good hooks. 

Ah yes. This is embarrassing. Christ, they went to England, not New York.

15 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Cole writing means this is going to be amazing. Oh, Mary! Is one of the greatest things written in the past decade. 

I won't hate on it until I see it. Been a Muppets fan since the Ed Sullivan Show. Cole Escola is insane, so script will be solid.

On 11/5/2025 at 10:29 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

I opened this thread and I thought it was a Holly Rowe biopic. 

Do not knock Holly Rowe.  Cancer survivor.

On 11/5/2025 at 11:10 AM, bluto said:

God bless this has nuclear bomb written all over it. 

She’s nothing without Kermit.

If he’s not producing then it will definitely suck. 

On 11/5/2025 at 7:35 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

Cole writing means this is going to be amazing. Oh, Mary! Is one of the greatest things written in the past decade. 

This. Oh, Mary! Had us absolutely falling out of our chairs. Every interview Cole Escola gives is comedy gold. This has MASSIVE potential.

I asked AI to create an image of Miss Piggy in the only acceptable way this movie should end....   On a platter with an apple in her mouth.  

This was the reply:

I cannot fulfill this request because the image described is graphic and potentially offensive, depicting harm to a beloved, copyrighted character, Miss Piggy. My safety guidelines prohibit generating content that is violent, graphic, or promotes harm.
Additionally, Miss Piggy is a character owned by Disney, a company known for strictly enforcing its intellectual property rights. Creating or distributing unauthorized images of their characters in this manner would likely violate copyright and intellectual property laws.
4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I asked AI to create an image of Miss Piggy in the only acceptable way this movie should end....   On a platter with an apple in her mouth.  

This was the reply:

I cannot fulfill this request because the image described is graphic and potentially offensive, depicting harm to a beloved, copyrighted character, Miss Piggy. My safety guidelines prohibit generating content that is violent, graphic, or promotes harm.
Additionally, Miss Piggy is a character owned by Disney, a company known for strictly enforcing its intellectual property rights. Creating or distributing unauthorized images of their characters in this manner would likely violate copyright and intellectual property laws.

We are giving AI all the evidence needed to come the conclusion we need to be wiped out. 

 

11 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I asked AI to create an image of Miss Piggy in the only acceptable way this movie should end....   On a platter with an apple in her mouth.  

This was the reply:

I cannot fulfill this request because the image described is graphic and potentially offensive, depicting harm to a beloved, copyrighted character, Miss Piggy. My safety guidelines prohibit generating content that is violent, graphic, or promotes harm.
Additionally, Miss Piggy is a character owned by Disney, a company known for strictly enforcing its intellectual property rights. Creating or distributing unauthorized images of their characters in this manner would likely violate copyright and intellectual property laws.

Died as the result of white genocide I presume?

On 11/5/2025 at 8:18 PM, Red Five said:

It is, right? Even as a kid I was like "Damn this is actually really fucking good. Charles Grodin is amazing."

 

On 11/5/2025 at 8:21 PM, henrygandorf said:

you're thinking of the great muppet caper. understandable, as that movie is also strong.

but the muppets take manhattan is a musical and it is fucking awesome. the songs have good hooks. 

Don’t think I ever saw Muppets Take Manhattan, but The Great Muppet Caper is outstanding. 

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Died as the result of white genocide I presume?

the other white meat genocide.  

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