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38 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Updates for 2025:

Tex convinced Tammy to form a polycule with Bette after intense discussions of the power dynamics at play. Tammy wants to bring in Corey formally, previously they have only played after meeting him at the medicinal insecticide dispenser. Fiona is trying to pay tuition via OnlyAnts. Paw-Paw is a subscriber, and also sends SS money to AI enabled sex chatbots.  Édouard runs a Michelen-starred haute fusion barbecue food truck. Joe Bob is lieutenant governor and working to ban the teaching of non-American languages. 

 

Stealing every last bit of this.

33 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Stealing every last bit of this.

Lots of complex verb conjugation possibilities to work with

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Vous êtes bad-ass.

Gender: If you mess it up, you'll sound a lot like me. Can't think of any situation where it would turn a sentence into a fiasco. My trick was to think about what gender the Spanish word was, 99% of the time that would work.

Will this be open to the public? 

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2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Will this be open to the public? 

Talkin bout the web site? Pretty sure yes.

7 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Updates for 2025:

Tex convinced Tammy to form a polycule with Bette after intense discussions of the power dynamics at play. Tammy wants to bring in Corey formally, previously they have only played after meeting him at the medicinal insecticide dispenser. Fiona is trying to pay tuition via OnlyAnts. Paw-Paw is a subscriber, and also sends SS money to AI enabled sex chatbots.  Édouard runs a Michelen-starred haute fusion barbecue food truck. Joe Bob is lieutenant governor and working to ban the teaching of non-American languages. 

 

What if once a quarter we were allowed to give a single post 10 likes?

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Talkin bout the web site? Pretty sure yes.

OK. Stand by. 

 

 

17 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Talkin bout the web site? Pretty sure yes.

You got my tree fiddy. Working on other donors. 

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39 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

You got my tree fiddy. Working on other donors. 

Awesome, Possible Cousin.

Not one donor from outside the US? Hmmmmmm. 

Need more hot french chicks. Just saying. 

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On 11/5/2025 at 9:08 PM, Steel Shank said:

I dig French chicks.

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Word on la rue is that they are revealing a brand new character tomorrow. I am a cartoonist. I cartoon and I know things.

57 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Word on la rue is that they are revealing a brand new character tomorrow. I am a cartoonist. I cartoon and I know things.

If it winds up being a truffle pig with a face vaguely reminiscent of Maurice Chevalier in Gigi - you did not hear that from me. 

Just now, Gatorubet said:

If it winds up being a truffle pig with a face vaguely reminiscent of Maurice Chevalier in Gigi - you did not hear that from me. 

I think it should be aggy. But saying Furk in French. 

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I think it should be aggy. But saying “bite de mule“

fify

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21 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

If it winds up being a truffle pig with a face vaguely reminiscent of Maurice Chevalier in Gigi - you did not hear that from me. 

 

20 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I think it should be aggy. But saying Furk in French. 

Think of someone who lives off food carts and prefers to move after sunset.

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

Think of someone who lives off food carts and prefers to move after sunset.

Do we get a numbered print for donating? 

7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

Think of someone who lives off food carts and prefers to move after sunset.

Racoon!

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34 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Do we get a numbered print for donating? 

Good idea. I may have to go rogue to accomplish it, but they knew that could happen when the hired me.

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31 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Racoon!

Sam Kinison likes the way you think.

Mais non.

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

Think of someone who lives off food carts and prefers to move after sunset.

Gonna be very sad if it’s not a possum. 

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Oh Hell Yeah.

https://give.utexas.edu/a-new-francais-interactif#donors

We hit the target and are a little beyond, thanks to several of us and a big dog-chokin wad o cash there at the end by an anonymous high energy donor. Hey. Appreciate it. Will try my best to supply high-quality cartoons.

Speaking of which, a raccoon and a possum would be comedic gold, and throw in a grackle and you've got a little hoodlum gang. The thing is, we've already got 9 main characters, half of whom could use more script time. This trio would be fun to draw with some Calvin n' Hobbes manic energy, their scruffy hides all spiked out. I make no promises, but I'll see what I can do.

Thanks to every Surlyite who helped in present, past, or future.

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18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

French in Action (TV Series 1987– ) - Valérie Allain as Mireille - IMDb

If you know, you know.

Splain Loocy. nm/I googled. Mireille or French cleavage. That came out after I did the basics, and right before it was looked down upon for accurately portraying mid-80's life, including the creeper professor.

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th'fuck do I know

On 11/18/2025 at 2:20 PM, chainsaw said:

Aw, but raccoons and armadillos are kindred spirits

Not true.  Raccoons are very haughty toward creatures without opposable thumbs.

On 11/18/2025 at 2:38 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Gonna be very sad if it’s not a possum. 

Opossums are just armadillos that can't afford the house payment. 

 

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