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Sorry I'm late-what did I miss?

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Was it 10 years for $75M?  Do I have the score right?

He may run out of years by year 3.

Good news:  Mond has completed all of his passes

Just now, jw4381 said:

This is the only appropriate response. 

 

Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

$75MM

Why not both.

Aggy heisman leader is going to get pulled for manbun in this one.  The narrative will get entertaining after that

Lol at the thought that Saban would ever show mercy to any of his former assistants. He's the supreme lord of the evil empire and he'll remind everyone as such.

Just now, UDontKnow said:

Lol at the thought that Saban would ever show mercy to any of his former assistants. He's the supreme lord of the evil empire and he'll remind everyone as such.

the anti mack

Will read this thread but just had to say, "Damn she fine"  Wish my pecker was there in her hand.
 
Fuck aggy

She would have to close her hand a lot more



This game is a classic battle of the unstoppable force and the immovable runny diarrhea-covered shitpile.


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My two least favorite fan bases all in one spot.
Opportune time for a random meteor strike?

Same ol' Mond. Folds like a chair with someone in his face.

Bama needed 5 downs to finally sack Mond.  The Marine's offensive line is dominating right now.

holy shit.  #45 for aggy in kick coverage runs like he's wearing cement shoes. 

Bama really is ruining college football. They are too good. 

dictionary definition for schadenfreude should include this thread

enjoy lads. Aggy gonna get a few today simply because they’ll be swinging from the heels all day long. 

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


She would have to close her hand a lot more

How do you know?

Mond is gonna catch hell today. Aggy offense isn't doing anything. 

2 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

It only took 3 plays to get positive yards.  Advantage Aggy...

Aggies do not punt, they just run out of downs.

Just now, Gil Bang said:

holy shit.  #45 for aggy in kick coverage runs like he's wearing cement shoes. 

His forearms, tho!

Just now, bmbmd said:

Bama really is ruining college football. They are too good. 

 when playing anybody but aggy

Waddle looks good. Will he be eligible immediately or will he have to sit?

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Image result for monkey fucking football

That's an insult to the monkey.

One day, Saban will retire, and aggy will finish third in the SEC West.

Just now, UDontKnow said:

Lol at the thought that Saban would ever show mercy to any of his former assistants. He's the supreme lord of the evil empire and he'll remind everyone as such.

I know, right. And Jimbo is a division rival. 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

holy shit.  #45 for aggy in kick coverage runs like he's wearing cement shoes. 

Needs #12

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


She would have to close her hand a lot more

Actually it is about right.  LOL

 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

holy shit can't stop laughing at 45.

I think I'm faster.  And I'm fat and drunk

2 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

Bama really is ruining college football. They are too good. 

It's allowed for this weekend.

With an Aggie loss to the #1 team, they look to move up again in the rankings.  

Just now, Gil Bang said:

I think I'm faster.  And I'm fat and drunk

That was exactly my thought.  (Me, not you.)  I seriously think I could take that guy in a footrace.  Holy shit that was glorious.

Bama didn't score on the first play of the drive.  That Wrecking Crew defense is putting in work!

aggy gets a good stop and fucks it up with a face mask. 

#aggy

Aggy making mistake after mistake after mistake.

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I love it.

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