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18 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Ronin. Free on YouTube right now. One of my favorites and it still holds up. 29 year old Natascha McElhone giving hope to 55 year old grouches everywhere. 

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Anora had waaaaay more T&A and fucking than I expected. Pretty good film.

11 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Anora had waaaaay more T&A and fucking than I expected. Pretty good film.

I read that as Andor and I was like whoa. 

9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Last Breath. True story about a diver who gets cut off from his oxygen. Crazy stuff. 

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16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Last Breath. True story about a diver who gets cut off from his oxygen. Crazy stuff. 

The documentary that it’s based on is hair raising. 

On 4/26/2025 at 9:39 PM, Buzzrock said:

Ronin. Free on YouTube right now. One of my favorites and it still holds up.

Jean Reno is such a solid actor; that's one of his good ones. Still crack up at his role in the much lighter-hearted French Kiss with Kevin Kline and Meg Ryan.

Near Dark.  A 1980s vampire movie.  Bill Paxton has never really impressed me with his range, but damn was he good as an evil vampire in this flick.

There is a disturbing scene where the vampires visit some rural roadhouse bar.  Does not work out well for the patrons.  Paxton was just fantastic in it.  Not academy award type stuff, but a fun watch.

41 minutes ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Of A Violent Nature on Hulu.

 

Don't. Just don't.

What? It's greatness! The question mark kill was one of the most creative I've seen.

And the wood splitter scene was perfect.

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Near Dark.  A 1980s vampire movie.  Bill Paxton has never really impressed me with his range, but damn was he good as an evil vampire in this flick.

There is a disturbing scene where the vampires visit some rural roadhouse bar.  Does not work out well for the patrons.  Paxton was just fantastic in it.  Not academy award type stuff, but a fun watch.

Try that in a small town.

20 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

What? It's greatness! The question mark kill was one of the most creative I've seen.

And the wood splitter scene was perfect.

Oh it had some great violence, but I could have made that movie in my backyard.

Thoroughly enjoyed Accountant 2. Violent in parts but overall fun and good story. Wife and I watched the first one again the night before we went to see the new one. I really enjoyed both and glad I rewatched the one done 8 years ago. 

5 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Thoroughly enjoyed Accountant 2. Violent in parts but overall fun and good story. Wife and I watched the first one again the night before we went to see the new one. I really enjoyed both and glad I rewatched the one done 8 years ago. 

We did the same thing. From the things I have read, it’s meant to be a trilogy. 

6 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Thoroughly enjoyed Accountant 2. Violent in parts but overall fun and good story. Wife and I watched the first one again the night before we went to see the new one. I really enjoyed both and glad I rewatched the one done 8 years ago. 

I forgot to add that I need to watch it again, as I still feel like I missed some of the connections. We saw it at a theater 60 miles away- if our little hometown theater shows it, I will definitely hit it up. 

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I forgot to add that I need to watch it again, as I still feel like I missed some of the connections. We saw it at a theater 60 miles away- if our little hometown theater shows it, I will definitely hit it up. 

It’s a movie I’d like to see again.

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World is on TCM right now.

It’s spectacular. The writing is fantastic. The cast is killer. Just awesome.

I watched Braveheart for, I think, the first time since I originally saw it back when it came out in 94. It does not hold up nearly as well as I expected. There were a bunch of very corny, comic relief scenes that didn't work. I've always lumped it in with Gladiator, as they're both period pieces about a warrior who is driven to redeem the murder of his wife by a tyrant. But I can rewatch Gladiator 100 times. I'll never watch Braveheart again. Can't believe it won best picture. That being said, I remember thinking it was great when it first came out. 

4 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I watched Braveheart for, I think, the first time since I originally saw it back when it came out in 94. It does not hold up nearly as well as I expected. There were a bunch of very corny, comic relief scenes that didn't work. I've always lumped it in with Gladiator, as they're both period pieces about a warrior who is driven to redeem the murder of his wife by a tyrant. But I can rewatch Gladiator 100 times. I'll never watch Braveheart again. Can't believe it won best picture. That being said, I remember thinking it was great when it first came out. 

I hear what you're saying, and it's a good comparison. To me, Braveheart feels like a flick from the 1980s, but Gladiator has a more timeless cinematic character to it.

56 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World is on TCM right now.

It’s spectacular. The writing is fantastic. The cast is killer. Just awesome.

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38 minutes ago, RPM said:

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Since the monster storm that passed through two days ago and knocked out the power for about 400,000 around Pittsburgh my sister has been at my house. She lives a mile away and has no power. I have power. She mentioned that she had never seen the movie from the very beginning so I made her sit down and watch the beginning, especially when he "kicked the bucket". Just awesome.

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

I watched Braveheart for, I think, the first time since I originally saw it back when it came out in 94. It does not hold up nearly as well as I expected. There were a bunch of very corny, comic relief scenes that didn't work. I've always lumped it in with Gladiator, as they're both period pieces about a warrior who is driven to redeem the murder of his wife by a tyrant. But I can rewatch Gladiator 100 times. I'll never watch Braveheart again. Can't believe it won best picture. That being said, I remember thinking it was great when it first came out. 

Agreed.

The Dark Tide. Even my Queen can’t save this one as I haven’t a clue of what I’m watching. 

Watched Havoc a few days ago.  Tom Hardy, Timothy Olyphant and Forest Whitaker all mailed in unremarkable performances in a heavily cliched shoot 'em up crime movie.  But I was enterained.  

It's the kind of movie where somone gets off 25+ shots from a hand gun without reloading during a shootout.      

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Watched Havoc a few days ago.  Tom Hardy, Timothy Olyphant and Forest Whitaker all mailed in unremarkable performances in a heavily cliched shoot 'em up crime movie.  But I was enterained.  

It's the kind of movie where somone gets off 25+ shots from a hand gun without reloading during a shootout.      

Started it, but then pivoted to Loaded Weapon.  Comfortable with my choice

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On 5/3/2025 at 10:46 AM, mdmost said:

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Saw this at the Hogg auditorium back in the day when it came out and haven’t watched it since. I remember it being a really good movie. Maybe it’s time to revisit.

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Dredd. The Karl Urban version. Holds up well, haven’t seen it since it was released. Much better than Stallone’s campy version. IMG_1151.gif.81d00da8925bcc2f78e7f24b06f7178c.gif

On 5/3/2025 at 8:46 AM, mdmost said:

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One of my favorites. It can be hard to find a good high res version of it. 

On 5/3/2025 at 10:46 AM, mdmost said:

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I had tickets to see this at the Alamo last July, but got the flu and couldn't go.  I was so pissed.  I love this movie and wanted to see it on the big screen just one time.

In flight movie reviews:

Companion. Like a 2 hour Black Mirror episode. Good fun. Supporting cast includes Gizmo from WWDITS. IYKYK. 
 

Presence. Soderbergh ghost story told from the POV of the ghost. Not spectacular but I enjoyed the vibe and the artsy approach to it. 

On 5/5/2025 at 2:54 PM, HiggyBaby said:

Dredd. The Karl Urban version. Holds up well, haven’t seen it since it was released. Much better than Stallone’s campy version. IMG_1151.gif.81d00da8925bcc2f78e7f24b06f7178c.gif

 

That is a great movie, and a great adaptation of the comic. 

Masterful performance by Urban, who never takes his helmet off the entire movie. 

The Slo Mo effects are incredible. 

 

 

 

On 5/1/2025 at 9:07 AM, bolverk said:

I hear what you're saying, and it's a good comparison. To me, Braveheart feels like a flick from the 1980s, but Gladiator has a more timeless cinematic character to it.

I heare what you are saying, and it's a good comparison.  But to me, Braveheart was never that good to begin with.  Gladiator is fuckloads better.  Not Spartacus better, because Spartacus has a more timeless cinematic character to it.  And the bad guy drowned in soup.

Not one GD photo of Lucille… complete and udder fucking failure! 

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On 4/25/2025 at 9:31 PM, mdmost said:

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This is an all-timer for me.  "Make my day. Pshh.  50 bullets in yo ass make yo day?"

Stuber on Hulu.

The clueless gig driver picks up a cop then gets drawn into hijinks trope.

Collateral did it best but this one is pretty entertaining.

Stars Batiste and the Paki from silicon valley pre hgh injections.

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