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Go Sandies. Fuck the haters.

Isn't @Nicole44 an Amarillo grad?

Edited by ztejas

15 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I saw this in a movie once.   

Well, it wasn't Varsity Blues. Don't know what that yo-yo above is talking about.

What seat are they? Probably get their ass kicked if they aren’t highly seated.

3 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

What seat seed are they? Probably get their ass kicked if they aren’t highly seated seeded.

 

7 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

What seat are they? 

the catbird. 

the backstory of this is insane. 

Amarillo High used an ineligible player due to a clerical error, and UIL issued a punitive penalty causing AHS to forfeit several games. Thus the coin flip to get into the playoffs.

They are playing an El Paso school on the road (that they will crush) in bi-district.

 

44 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Amarillo High used an ineligible player due to a clerical error,

you know any details on the supposed error?

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

the backstory of this is insane. 

Amarillo High used an ineligible player due to a clerical error, and UIL issued a punitive penalty causing AHS to forfeit several games. Thus the coin flip to get into the playoffs.

They are playing an El Paso school on the road (that they will crush) in bi-district.

 

The player in question is a Freshman  too, so he must have been a darn good player to be elevated to varsity at a 5A school as a Freshman.

 

 

 

This is so on brand for Amarillo, 

 

I am a Sandie. So I’m happy. Fuck the haters. 
 

a coin flip at Fart n’ Fetchem is so on brand. 

IMG_8874.jpeg
 

Also this scene at the gas station three way coin flip needs to be in season 3 of Landman. Period. 

Edited by Nicole44

8 hours ago, The Dog said:

the backstory of this is insane. 

Amarillo High used an ineligible player due to a clerical error, and UIL issued a punitive penalty causing AHS to forfeit several games. Thus the coin flip to get into the playoffs.

They are playing an El Paso school on the road (that they will crush) in bi-district.

 

Lol, they’re playing El Paso El Dorado. The Aztecs have Ryan Estrada at RB, he has 2500 rushing yards and 35 TDs this season averaging over 15 yards a carry. He’s a 4 star prospect and is committed to Minnesota. The Sandies are fucked. 

Lol, they’re playing El Paso El Dorado. The Aztecs have Ryan Estrada at RB, he has 2500 rushing yards and 35 TDs this season averaging over 15 yards a carry. He’s a 4 star prospect and is committed to Minnesota. The Sandies are fucked. 

Viva La Raza!
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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Lol, they’re playing El Paso El Dorado. The Aztecs have Ryan Estrada at RB, he has 2500 rushing yards and 35 TDs this season averaging over 15 yards a carry. He’s a 4 star prospect and is committed to Minnesota. The Sandies are fucked. 

Ok everyone you can now call your bookies. 

18 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Why a gas station? Was the local Dollar General not available? 

Tootem (Fart) and Totem (Fetchem) is about as Amarillo as it gets. Unless they did the coin flip in front of the Cadillacs buried halfway in the ground, or inside the Big Texan or in the Palo Duro Canyon…I mean it’s super on brand. 

21 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Why a gas station? Was the local Dollar General not available? 

To bad Amarillo is not in the HEB foot print.    But they might not have been open though.   

11 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Too bad Amarillo is not in the HEB foot print.    But they might not have been open though.   

HEB is the gold standard—but I ain’t gonna lie…that United Supermarket  grocery store next to my house growing up was and is still awesome. Also getting to have Braum’s ice cream and dairy store (restaurant and grocery store) as well is a huge plus. For those that don’t have either one… the dairy offerings are badass. You can still get 5 items for less than $20 in their tiny grocery store in Braum’s and that ain’t bad. 

Should have done it in an Allsup's

1 hour ago, 77horn said:

Should have done it in an Allsup's

And the losers on the hook for burritos for everyone in attendance.   

6 hours ago, scramblyn said:

That wasn't obvious however it WAS the joke 

 

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2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

And the losers on the hook for burritos for everyone in attendance.   

True but Allsups is a new mexico chain

6 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

True but Allsups is a new mexico chain

Nichole likes United Supermarkets because they sell Braums ice cream and that is an Oklahoma thing!  Lol.  

10 hours ago, 77horn said:

Should have done it in an Allsup's

Love’s…

Plainview is the Geneva of the panhandle. The Mcdonald's there is where Beard met CDC when we were hiring him away from Tech. 

On 11/10/2025 at 12:13 AM, The Dog said:

the backstory of this is insane. 

Amarillo High used an ineligible player due to a clerical error, and UIL issued a punitive penalty causing AHS to forfeit several games. Thus the coin flip to get into the playoffs.

They are playing an El Paso school on the road (that they will crush) in bi-district.

 

EP El Dorado - 77

Amarillo - 76 

Final

27 minutes ago, Helobious said:

EP El Dorado - 77

Amarillo - 76 

Final

I smell 2 new Big 12 defensive coordinators 

On 11/10/2025 at 8:46 AM, Nicole44 said:

HEB is the gold standard—but I ain’t gonna lie…that United Supermarket  grocery store next to my house growing up was and is still awesome. Also getting to have Braum’s ice cream and dairy store (restaurant and grocery store) as well is a huge plus. For those that don’t have either one… the dairy offerings are badass. You can still get 5 items for less than $20 in their tiny grocery store in Braum’s and that ain’t bad. 

I refused to buy anything but Braums whole milk for years.

11 hours ago, Helobious said:

EP El Dorado - 77

Amarillo - 76 

Final

Man, who missed the free throws  for Amarillo?   

 

Edited by Nueces River Rat

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