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This is reason # 1001 that NFL players go broke once they are out of the league

2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

This is reason # 1001 that 20 something men go broke

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23 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Dude. 
 

wrap up

 

I remember reading a story on old Shaggy where supposedly a ref was joking with a Texas player (I think Jermichael Finley) about the news breaking that his girlfriend was pregnant for the 2nd time and the ref was telling him he needed to wrap up

 

and whoever the player was, told the ref that he couldnt because even the magnum condoms couldnt fit him.

 

11 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

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We are really watering down the definition of Instagram model here, aren’t we? Fucking hell 

7 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

We are really watering down the definition of Instagram model here, aren’t we? Fucking hell 

In Nashville, from which I get my online dating pool, about 40% of the women have "Model" or "digital creator" or "Business Owner" in their profile.

IG model 99.9% of the time is not so disguised code for Only Fans cam girl and frequently  "sugar baby" too. There are exceptions, but they really are rare. 

For the record, I wood 100% smash Aileen but I'm also 100% confident I don't possess the various required assets to do so.

Edited by BurntEyes

CardI B has a type. Her ex Offset was also quite the seed spreader. Which I think is what men are supposed to do with their spare time. Seed spreading. But yeah these people never seem to hear about STDs. I guess? 🤷🏻‍♀️ crop dusting cardI B’s snatch seems like a public service at this point. Offset only has 6 kids tho—so is Diggs in the lead here? 
 

look the Bible says this shit is ok:

Ecclesiastes 11:6: 

Sow your seed in the morning, and at evening let your hands not be idle, for you do not know which will succeed, whether this or that, or whether both will do equally well.

Edited by Nicole44

Fashions?  Fathers is right there.

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

I remember reading a story on old Shaggy where supposedly a ref was joking with a Texas player (I think Jermichael Finley) about the news breaking that his girlfriend was pregnant for the 2nd time and the ref was telling him he needed to wrap up

 

and whoever the player was, told the ref that he couldnt because even the magnum condoms couldnt fit him.

 

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

CardI B has a type. Her ex Offset was also quite the seed spreader. Which I think is what men are supposed to do with their spare time. Seed spreading. But yeah these people never seem to hear about STDs. I guess? 🤷🏻‍♀️ crop dusting cardI B’s snatch seems like a public service at this point. Offset only has 6 kids tho—so is Diggs in the lead here? 
 

look the Bible says this shit is ok:

Ecclesiastes 11:6: 

Sow your seed in the morning, and at evening let your hands not be idle, for you do not know which will succeed, whether this or that, or whether both will do equally well.

Former LB Gary Johnson was a prolific seed spreader 

On 11/10/2025 at 8:17 PM, Nicole44 said:

CardI B has a type. Her ex Offset was also quite the seed spreader. Which I think is what men are supposed to do with their spare time. Seed spreading. But yeah these people never seem to hear about STDs. I guess? 🤷🏻‍♀️ crop dusting cardI B’s snatch seems like a public service at this point. Offset only has 6 kids tho—so is Diggs in the lead here? 
 

look the Bible says this shit is ok:

Ecclesiastes 11:6: 

Sow your seed in the morning, and at evening let your hands not be idle, for you do not know which will succeed, whether this or that, or whether both will do equally well.

Goddamn, Nicole. The time that you saved Sbbruin’s life was my favorite post of yours, but this is very easily #2. Crop-dusting Cardi B’s snatch?  And quoting the bible to my wife to try and get lucky in the morning. 

On 11/10/2025 at 7:57 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

 

I remember reading a story on old Shaggy where supposedly a ref was joking with a Texas player (I think Jermichael Finley) about the news breaking that his girlfriend was pregnant for the 2nd time and the ref was telling him he needed to wrap up

 

and whoever the player was, told the ref that he couldnt because even the magnum condoms couldnt fit him.

 

This is the "paying telephone" version of the story a few of us were told at the time. 

Finley had recently gotten like a 5th girl pregnant while at UT. The Texas staff had him sit down with Sally Brown for a Sex Ed session. Like, a normal one and not a milf video from pornhub or wherever. She asked him about knowledge about using condoms and he explained that the condoms all kept breaking on him. 

That's the contemporaneous version told while the guy was still playing ball on campus. I assume one of those kids turned out to be Kaydon Finley, 2026 class WR at Aledo heading to Notre Dame after his dad made an ass of himself during the recruitment and burned various bridges with UT brass along the way. 

On 11/10/2025 at 8:17 PM, Nicole44 said:

CardI B has a type. Her ex Offset was also quite the seed spreader. Which I think is what men are supposed to do with their spare time. Seed spreading. But yeah these people never seem to hear about STDs. I guess? 🤷🏻‍♀️ crop dusting cardI B’s snatch seems like a public service at this point. Offset only has 6 kids tho—so is Diggs in the lead here? 
 

look the Bible says this shit is ok:

Ecclesiastes 11:6: 

Sow your seed in the morning, and at evening let your hands not be idle, for you do not know which will succeed, whether this or that, or whether both will do equally well.

"Seed spreader" should by the official response to "Muledick" when Surly brothers and sisters recognize each other in public.

53 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

"Seed spreader" should by the official response to "Muledick" when Surly brothers and sisters recognize each other in public.

I don’t want to learn that secret handshake, you sick fuck. 

On 11/12/2025 at 2:43 PM, closetojumping said:

This is the "paying telephone" version of the story a few of us were told at the time. 

Finley had recently gotten like a 5th girl pregnant while at UT. The Texas staff had him sit down with Sally Brown for a Sex Ed session. Like, a normal one and not a milf video from pornhub or wherever. She asked him about knowledge about using condoms and he explained that the condoms all kept breaking on him. 

That's the contemporaneous version told while the guy was still playing ball on campus. I assume one of those kids turned out to be Kaydon Finley, 2026 class WR at Aledo heading to Notre Dame after his dad made an ass of himself during the recruitment and burned various bridges with UT brass along the way. 

Brown shoulda supplied him with these…..

 

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On 11/10/2025 at 7:26 PM, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Dude. 
 

wrap up

Dude, he plays offense, yo.

I can see this happening. Dudes dick is so big once he gets hard and then all the blood leaves his small brain and he blacks out (no pun intended (on second thought yes pun intended)) then doesn't have a chance to wrap up and all these Instagram booty bitches ride you and you don't know what happened.

Trust me I know, except for the Instagram models, big dick and blacking out. But the kid thing yes I know

On 11/10/2025 at 7:57 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

and whoever the player was, told the ref that he couldnt because even the magnum condoms couldnt fit him.

 


I mean, like, of course… 

Thats been my complaint all along.

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Edited by Dnaguy

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