November 10Nov 10 #11 (and rising) Texas comes off a well needed bye week with their playoff hopes still alive. My guess is that come Tuesday, Texas will be in the projected playoff field. Hopefully we get good injury updates on guys like Michael Taaffe, Ryan Wingo, Jelani McDonald, and others from Coach Sark today.Now the fun part of the season begins - Saturday night under the lights in Athens against #5 Georgia. 6:30 on ABC.
November 10Nov 10 Popular Post I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.
November 10Nov 10 Author Quote Hopefully we get good injury updates on guys like Michael Taaffe, Ryan Wingo, Jelani McDonald Sark said they all practiced today and sounds like they're all good.
November 10Nov 10 2 hours ago, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.
November 10Nov 10 Popular Post 2 hours ago, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse. Why not just invite him to Rainey St?
November 10Nov 10 Popular Post 2 hours ago, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.
November 10Nov 10 3 hours ago, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.
November 10Nov 10 3 hours ago, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.
November 10Nov 10 4 hours ago, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse. I feel more like this… but pos rep for quoting my favorite movie of all time.
November 10Nov 10 4 hours ago, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse. That's an insult too far
November 10Nov 10 24 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said: That's an insult too far He's the HC at Georgia, so no.
November 10Nov 10 5 hours ago, BigOrange1 said: #11 (and rising) Texas comes off a well needed bye week with their playoff hopes still alive. My guess is that come Tuesday, Texas will be in the projected playoff field. Hopefully we get good injury updates on guys like Michael Taaffe, Ryan Wingo, Jelani McDonald, and others from Coach Sark today.Now the fun part of the season begins - Saturday night under the lights in Athens against #5 Georgia. 6:30 on ABC. Is this some form of Bottom 10 version of UGA cheer/spirit teams?
November 10Nov 10 5 hours ago, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse. Essentially this is exactly what you wanted or tried to do to Sark in another post. At least you hold true to form.
November 10Nov 10 6 hours ago, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.
November 10Nov 10 2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said: I feel more like this… but pos rep for quoting my favorite movie of all time. What's the over-under on the number of posters who quoted & commented on the post who didn't realize it was a riff on that movie? I'm going like 90% based on the responses.
November 10Nov 10 7 hours ago, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.
November 10Nov 10 1 hour ago, hornian said: What's the over-under on the number of posters who quoted & commented on the post who didn't realize it was a riff on that movie? I'm going like 90% based on the responses.
November 10Nov 10 So any updates on the presser or are we just gonna quote Clark Griswold over and over?
November 10Nov 10 2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said: So any updates on the presser or are we just gonna quote Clark Griswold over and over? They are terrible and we will win convincingly.
November 11Nov 11 14 hours ago, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.
November 11Nov 11 Texas by 1000 reffies humiliated Kirby’s visor ripped up and stomped on as he cries on the field with 25 other coaches complaining
November 11Nov 11 23 hours ago, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse. Elizabeth Barrett Browning couldn’t do any better. 🫡 🤘🏻
November 11Nov 11 5 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Elizabeth Barrett Browning couldn’t do any better. 🫡 🤘🏻 Hmmmm... probably true, but I think the situation calls more for John Moses Browning.
November 11Nov 11 20 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said: So any updates on the presser or are we just gonna quote Clark Griswold over and over? Yes.
November 11Nov 11 8 hours ago, Armybrat said: Elizabeth Barrett Browning couldn’t do any better. 🫡 🤘🏻 Wasn't she one of those Fappening chicks?
November 12Nov 12 On 11/10/2025 at 7:03 AM, BigOrange1 said: #11 (and rising) Texas comes off a well needed bye week with their playoff hopes still alive. My guess is that come Tuesday, Texas will be in the projected playoff field. Hopefully we get good injury updates on guys like Michael Taaffe, Ryan Wingo, Jelani McDonald, and others from Coach Sark today.Now the fun part of the season begins - Saturday night under the lights in Athens against #5 Georgia. 6:30 on ABC. why do all those girls look like they're missing a chromosome or something
November 12Nov 12 18 hours ago, mininghorn88 said: the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true
November 12Nov 12 24 minutes ago, Rimbo said: the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true Court Jester was pretty funny, and a couple of good-looking women in Glynis Johns and Angela Lansbury (yeah, she was younger once). Personally, I laughed at Danny Kaye in several movies, and The Inspector General was a lot funnier. The "pocketa-pocketa-pocketa" in Secret Life of Waler Mitty was straight outta the book - I still hear it anytime Danny shows up on a screen...
November 12Nov 12 42 minutes ago, Tex Long said: Court Jester was pretty funny, and a couple of good-looking women in Glynis Johns and Angela Lansbury (yeah, she was younger once). Personally, I laughed at Danny Kaye in several movies, and The Inspector General was a lot funnier. The "pocketa-pocketa-pocketa" in Secret Life of Waler Mitty was straight outta the book - I still hear it anytime Danny shows up on a screen... Glynis Johns was stellar. An absolute masterpiece. As for Angela...well... Seeing The Court Jester for the first time, I remember exclaiming, "Did she EVER not look like an old lady?" I mean, to be fair, she was thirty when this movie was released... but Johns was thirty-two. Oh. Wait. OK. Angela at 22... hot damn.
November 12Nov 12 Look, let's just... let's just all agree that Angela Lansbury at 22 is hotter than every damn one of those Georgia Cheerleaders in OP.
November 12Nov 12 3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: Was there a press conference? Yes! There absolutely was. Yesterday. You can watch it here. https://watch.longhornnetwork.com/video/882539 Or, you could spend that same time watching the Danny Kaye classic, The Court Jester. Edited November 12Nov 12 by Rimbo
November 12Nov 12 1 minute ago, Tex Pete said: Was there a press conference? Not much of one. The bottom line is ... unclear. I think Sark may have figured out that while he isn't necessarily on a hot seat, he is in a position where he needs a W. Close but no cigar won't be close enough.
November 12Nov 12 On 11/10/2025 at 9:10 AM, Nicole44 said: I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse. Wish I had more rep to give for “tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye”
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