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What does the Surl 'member about you that keeps getting brought up?

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That I got fucked by the Seattle team - doing their work while they all went on vacation. That was 5 years ago...

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2 hours ago, Nivek said:

I didn't know that.  

You were probably too busy picking fights at the zoo that day. 

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4 hours ago, South Austin said:

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I know your Mom is the most used, but I always think of your ex-wife and marriage story of her spiraling, and then you coming out clean on the other side like Andy Dufresne.

32 minutes ago, immamac said:

My heat stroke last year. 

Is that when you emerged from the surf like Shamu at a Seaworld performance?

1 minute ago, ABSR said:

I know your Mom is the most used, but I always think of your ex-wife and marriage story of her spiraling, and then you coming out clean on the other side like Andy Dufresne.

Is that when you emerged from the surf like Shamu at a Seaworld performance?

No, that one too. I've lost 60lbs since then though so no more shamu. 

36 minutes ago, immamac said:

My heat stroke last year. 

i feel like you might have had a sister who could use some manners. but I'm not sure if I'm remembering that right.

ironically i have no recollection of probably my most memorable posting spree, but it is occasionally touched on in the alcoholic thread.

4 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

i feel like you might have had a sister who could use some manners. but I'm not sure if I'm remembering that right.

ironically i have no recollection of probably my most memorable posting spree, but it is occasionally touched on in the alcoholic thread.

I remember it well, and also your wedding and birth of your kids. Semi-stalkerish but I often think of you as motivation. 

16 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Something with Vic probably 

Actually this was probably more of a shag thing. Surly probably Tijuana trip 

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

My psychopathic tendencies. 

Mother daughter three way.

Im not the same man I was 20 years ago, but I get it.

Go on.

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23 hours ago, Superhero said:

That I got fucked by the Seattle team - doing their work while they all went on vacation. That was 5 years ago...

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I thought you were known for not going downtown on the misses because you’re scared of cooties or some shit. 

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Not the fruit

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49 minutes ago, Covri said:

I thought you were known for not going downtown on the misses missus because you’re scared of cooties or some shit. 

 

I went downtown early in our relationship and will still occasionally dive into the muff. But she doesn't need / want it, and think it's gross if I kiss her afterwards. As long as she goes downtown on me I'm happy with the way it is.

 

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58 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

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Aren't you also the connoisseur of the brisket seasoned with liquid smoke and cooked in a metal turkey pan?

 
Aren't you also the connoisseur of the brisket seasoned with liquid smoke and cooked in a metal turkey pan?
Not a fucking chance. I don't even know if I'm aware of that story & have just assumed the random reference to liquid smoke is a nod to it being universally understood as atrocious.
5 hours ago, Covri said:


I thought you were known for not going downtown on the misses because you’re scared of cooties or some shit. 

Superhero is a real superhero in the Wives and the Stupid/Shit They Say/Do thread.

I fucked up the meaning of penultimate, people may not remember but I’ll never forget lol. 

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1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

I fucked up the meaning of penultimate, people may not remember but I’ll never forget lol. 

That's really the second-to-last thing we remember about you.

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On 11/12/2025 at 6:04 AM, Native Horn said:

That's really the second-to-last thing we remember about you.

What did I miss?

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Was it Bolverk who had a fling with a crazy from New Orleans?

Was it Bolverk who had a fling with a crazy from New Orleans?

MFC Danger Girl. She wasn’t from NOLA, but was there for part of the relevant events.
On 11/10/2025 at 6:50 PM, Superhero said:

That I got fucked by the Seattle team - doing their work while they all went on vacation. That was 5 years ago...

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Nobody brought up the Miata?  That was you, right?

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15 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Nobody brought up the Miata?  That was you, right?

Wow. That was a LOOONNGGG time ago. I sold it in 2009.

Have we been together (Hornfans > Shaggy > the Surl) for that long?

I feel old.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nothing comes to mind 

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On 11/11/2025 at 10:15 AM, Armybrat said:

Damned if I know…

 

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On 11/11/2025 at 1:15 PM, Armybrat said:

Damned if I know…

 

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3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Was it @hayden_horn who had the FourLoko episode?

for a brief period in the early 10s, it was all of us. 

On 11/11/2025 at 9:58 AM, ABSR said:

I know your Mom is the most used, but I always think of your ex-wife and marriage story of her spiraling, and then you coming out clean on the other side like Andy Dufresne.

A few of us have a similar story. One involving an HEB manager.

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nothing comes to mind 

Raw bacon. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

nah I never got into four loko or its predecessor sparks. even though we anyways would crush a sparks before we went out

1 hour ago, luke duke said:

He may have had one, but @hopkinsnhorns is probably who you’re thinking of. 

That’s the one. Epic. Sorry Hayden.  

10 hours ago, heso said:

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