November 18Nov 18 3 hours ago, Sam Lin said: Raw bacon. Pepperidge Farm remembers. Duck of Death. He cooked his bacon under an LED light for about 10 seconds
November 19Nov 19 On 11/18/2025 at 5:23 AM, South Austin said: A few of us have a similar story. One involving an HEB manager. Oh, no my friend....he wasn't an HEB manager. Just a dude who worked the meat counter. And we call him "H-E-Buddy" around here. Right, @Pescado_Rojo?
November 19Nov 19 5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Oh, no my friend....he wasn't an HEB manager. Just a dude who worked the meat counter. And we call him "H-E-Buddy" around here. Right, @Pescado_Rojo? The worst part was having to see that dude in one of the HEB holiday videos that year. The one that ran about 10 times every football game.
November 19Nov 19 3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said: The worst part was having to see that dude in one of the HEB holiday videos that year. The one that ran about 10 times every football game. I mean, if it makes you feel better, he looked like a total doofus in those ads. So much so that my wife commented "wait....bitch ditched Pescado for THAT dude?" Wait....maybe that doesn't make you feel better.
November 19Nov 19 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said: I mean, if it makes you feel better, he looked like a total doofus in those ads. So much so that my wife commented "wait....bitch ditched Pescado for THAT dude?" Wait....maybe that doesn't make you feel better. Choked on my drink. With friends like you….
November 19Nov 19 6 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: Choked on my drink. With friends like you…. I'm the worst. It's true, everyone says so.
November 19Nov 19 16 minutes ago, nnm said: Are those freaking beans in chili? Yes. I learned the hard way about posting in the chili thread without making sure that the recipe has less than one deviation from the San Antonio Chili Ladies of 1836's method. Funny part is after absorbing all that eye rolling provincialistic nonsense, I have started making chili (w/out beans) fairly regularly and did a big batch of it for the Iowa/Iowa State game earlier this year. A good buddy of mine was over for the game and he absolutely fucking loved it. He and I, and another good friend were out to lunch this Saturday and he brought up how good that was (suggesting I make a batch for a guy's weekend we're doing in March). Our other friend (who wasn't there that day) got to asking about the recipe. When he found out there were no were no beans in it, he goes "why would you do that??" Like with the same tone he'd have responded with if I told him I started abusing dogs for fun. Their exclusion was as offensive to him as their inclusion is to y'all. Cracked me up. Edited November 19Nov 19 by Al_4_ISU
November 19Nov 19 13 minutes ago, Sam Lin said: Sorry, your chili will never hold a candle to Jade's chili. ...because Jade's chili is probably quite flammable.
November 19Nov 19 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Oh, no my friend....he wasn't an HEB manager. Just a dude who worked the meat counter. And we call him "H-E-Buddy" around here. Right, @Pescado_Rojo? Hey, sometimes a hair net can make a woman uncontrollably horny.
November 20Nov 20 Author 26 minutes ago, South Austin said: Hey, sometimes a hair net can make a woman uncontrollably horny. Also, add in some tongue action.
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