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We ARE, WERE, Might BE TEXAS.

Most complete game we've played around here in years.  Sam really tightened things up. CJ just fucking went out there and ball, big boy style all day.  He made some money today, scouts have to drool over today's tape.

And,  that defense is a Big 12 championship worthy group.  Those freshmen DBs are so special.

And, Herman can legitimately say they finished, what a great drive to cap it.  

I can't wait for October 6 looking forward to traveling to Dallas.

Texas shouldn’t be losing to TCU on the regular. This is what we needed to do. This is what USC helped to set up today.

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2 minutes ago, bernorange said:

I want to believe.

yeah we all do, but we're afraid too.  it's like getting a different STD the last 3 times you had sex when an attractive woman approaches you again

The Big 12 and the whole damn state better watch out. We coming muthafuckas!

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Just now, ApocalyseTexas said:

Fuck it feels good to be Texas again. 

it's like we've been at sea for years, and now we're welcomed home with fresh fruit and BJs

How the hell did we lose to Maryland

 I'm still not 100% in, but pretty damn close. Will be in the stands next week. 

14 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

yeah we all do, but we're afraid too.  it's like getting a different STD the last 3 times you had sex when an attractive woman approaches you again

I’m on the fuck the shit out of that woman train 

 

Just sayin.

When win 10 is logged, I'll agree. 

34 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

I’m on the fuck the shit out of that woman train 

 

Just sayin.

Running a train or getting on one? Asking for myself.

53 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

it's like we've been at sea for years, and now we're welcomed home with fresh fruit and BJs

They better not be fucking orange slices though. 

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

They better not be fucking orange slices though. 

I'd fuck an orange slice. 

48 minutes ago, pch said:

When win 10 is logged, I'll agree. 

Mack agrees 

Fuck up the Wizard, and then I'll entertain an OU week primal "TEXAS IS BACK" scream. Until then, head is down, just go 1-0.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Fuck up the Wizard, and then I'll entertain an OU week primal "TEXAS IS BACK" scream. Until then, head is down, just go 1-0.

Si. 

I’ve been hurt before. I’ll take the good days one at a time while they come

I'm certain that UT wins in a romp over the Wildcats, then it's rivalry week, part of what makes being #Southwestern so much fun..!

 

1 minute ago, kopp0e said:

I'm certain that UT wins in a romp over the Wildcats, then it's rivalry week, part of what makes being #Southwestern so much fun..!

 

When I think Southwestern, KSU and OU are definitely the first schools that come to mind.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

When I think Southwestern, KSU and OU are definitely the first schools that come to mind.

I must be missing how KSU is involved in "rivalry week", my bad...

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Huh? Southwestern is Division III

As in region... Not as in conference...

A little about the trip down the tunnel...

 

1 minute ago, kopp0e said:

A little about the trip down the tunnel...

 

How oblivious are you? You posted a video with Chip Brown on this board?

4 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

As in region... Not as in conference...

Or...Southwestern University. Man so little love for our Central Texas private schools.

Just now, Machinator said:

How oblivious are you? You posted a video with Chip Brown on this board?

I didn't edit the video, it runs for 7:42 seconds, and is a feature from FOX, so...

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Or...Southwestern University. Man so little love for our Central Texas private schools.

#RespectIsGiven..!

4 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Always liked "Red River Shoot Out" better.

To me it is the "TX/OU game.

7 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Always liked "Red River Shoot Out" better.

It’s “Texas-OU weekend.” Or the OU game. None of these marketing gimmicks. 

It's the Texas/OU game, and even if you're ambivalent about it it's safer to use that unless you want a thread to be irreparably Phlegm'd.

Just happy to be able to wear my Texas hat out in public without someone feeling sorry for us.

14 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

A little about the trip down the tunnel...

 

FU Chip - you bug-eyed, Gollum-looking dewsh.  

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

It's the Texas/OU game, and even if you're ambivalent about it it's safer to use that unless you want a thread to be irreparably Phlegm'd.

Stand corrected. Remember when TV started hyping game. As stated it is the  TX/ou Game.

On 9/22/2018 at 7:00 PM, alphahorn said:

it's like we've been at sea for years, and now we're welcomed home with fresh fruit and BJs

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen.

On 9/22/2018 at 8:29 PM, UTEX_ME said:

Mack agrees 

Good answer.  Goal should be to play in the Big 12 championship game, IMO.

On 9/23/2018 at 2:41 AM, pch said:

When win 10 is logged, I'll agree. 

i logged on win10 today so this hits close to computer

2 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

i logged on win10 today so this hits close to computer

Solid point..!

it's like we've been at sea for years, and now we're welcomed home with fresh fruit and BJs
Fresh fruit?

Username doesn't check out
I'm certain that UT wins in a romp over the Wildcats, then it's rivalry week, part of what makes being #Southwestern so much fun..!
 
Southwestern is in Georgetown you stupid aggy.
Always liked "Red River Shoot Out" better.
It is THE OU GAME you fucking aggy.
On 9/22/2018 at 8:54 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Fuck up the Wizard, and then I'll entertain an OU week primal "TEXAS IS BACK" scream. Until then, head is down, just go 1-0.

This.  Just beat the Wizard.  Then take it from there.

Good answer.  Goal should be to play in the Big 12 championship game, IMO.
WRONG!

Goal should be to WIN the Big 12 Championship Game. And all games that follow it.

4 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
2 hours ago, kopp0e said:
I'm certain that UT wins in a romp over the Wildcats, then it's rivalry week, part of what makes being #Southwestern so much fun..!
 

Southwestern is in Georgetown you stupid aggy.

I'm sorry MrPhlegm, but I'll probably make the same mistake in the future on a UT dominated board..! 

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