September 15, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, allrightallrightallright said: How many more years are left on the contract? End of 2024.
September 15, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, FrogFactor said: End of 2024. Did you or him make more money last year?
September 15, 20223 yr 14 minutes ago, allrightallrightallright said: How many more years are left on the contract? He doesn't seem to be worried about his next job at this point, so IDGAF.
September 16, 20223 yr Pay this man 6.5 million plus a endless supply of towels to be our Main Assistant to the Assistant of the Head Coach.
September 16, 20223 yr On 9/14/2022 at 8:46 AM, South Austin said: Our shitty 2021 team beat TCU on the road. Patterson could take the week off before this game and we'd be fine. Remember that Patterson left TCU because, ironically, our defense was so shitty last year, and things had been mediocre for several years. Our defense is already looking much better this year. That said, I'm not at all sure that TCU can beat UT this year. Y'all sure looked salty against Bama.
September 18, 20223 yr Is he even at the game this week? Don’t believe they have shown him on tv once
September 18, 20223 yr He was stalking the sidelines. He was taking a lot of notes going into halftime.
September 20, 20223 yr Regardless of all sub-arguments about which position or what player is still not really showing enough improvement, there isn't much argument about whether the Defense has improved. It has. The real question is, what or who deserves credit for the improvement? If it is in fact Patterson, so what? Do we invite PK to go back where he came from and install Patterson as DC? Has PK learned from Patterson and is he now ready to run it on his own, so we thank Gary and wish him well? Or is it just PK learning the ways of this part of the country and finding better and/or more suitable players?
September 21, 20223 yr On 9/14/2022 at 5:22 PM, Braff Zacklin said: Late to this thread. Have avoided it historically because it's usually just haters ripping on Patterson for being sweaty and fat. Your post smells like vagina.
September 21, 20223 yr 17 minutes ago, nnm said: What’s up with surly dp today? If this means a couple posters DP’ed fitlump I don’t want to see it!
September 21, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, redswingline said: Your post smells like vagina. Impossible. I use copious amounts of Lume.
September 24, 20223 yr Long opening drive TD for Tech including two 4th down conversions. C'mon Gare... yah gotta coach the defense better than that.
September 25, 20223 yr Just now, MirrOlure said: So, what exactly does he do? Apparently Sark ONLY wanted him to be involved in the Alabama game.
September 25, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, Auto Driller said: Apparently Sark ONLY wanted him to be involved in the Alabama game. Is that true, speculation or a joke? Obviously the defense played entirely different that day, however that happened, needs to happen each game moving forward.
September 25, 20223 yr Do we know, was he at the game ? Heard some talk he might not travel Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
September 25, 20223 yr Apparently Sark ONLY wanted him to be involved in the Alabama game. I’d believe he was asked to focus on certain games.
September 25, 20223 yr unfortunately I think phatterson is pretty happy with his gig and isn't looking to move to DC role. too much work. He'd certainly go for HC gig if the right one came open.
September 25, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, dcar00 said: unfortunately I think phatterson is pretty happy with his gig and isn't looking to move to DC role. too much work. He'd certainly go for HC gig if the right one came open. Couple more games like this and there will be one open right here
September 25, 20223 yr My take on Patterson, at the time he came on board, was that he was hired as a dual-threat coach: first to report to the HC and manage the DC, and second to report to the AD and manage the HC. If that was - and remains - the overall plan, I think it's time to yake the next step and dump a someone(s) on O and move Sark to OC and install Patterson at HC. Given the current staff, the first and most obvious guy is Milwee - not for any other reason than that we need a spot on O, and the QB assistant doesn't appear to be doing a lot. So, fire Milwee and move Sark to OC / QBs coach. Defense? Fuckifino, but the guy coordinating the D doesn't look to be doing that, and doesn't seem to be doing much at whatever position he claims to be coaching. I'ma leave that up to Patterson. Dump Kwiatkowsky and replace him with... ? I'd go for Boom, but it seems that we already tried, and didn't throw enough buckage into the pot. Dump the Kwitter and bring on Patterson's choice. Or don't. The D looked pretty solid versus Bama, so keep 'Kowsky but absolutely stay on top of the motherfucker to run the D the way you want it.
September 25, 20223 yr Patterson is going to get coated with some Quitkowski stink if he is not careful. He may not want his name associated with this defensive shit show for long.
September 25, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Tex Long said: My take on Patterson, at the time he came on board, was that he was hired as a dual-threat coach: first to report to the HC and manage the DC, and second to report to the AD and manage the HC. If that was - and remains - the overall plan, I think it's time to yake the next step and dump a someone(s) on O and move Sark to OC and install Patterson at HC. Given the current staff, the first and most obvious guy is Milwee - not for any other reason than that we need a spot on O, and the QB assistant doesn't appear to be doing a lot. So, fire Milwee and move Sark to OC / QBs coach. Defense? Fuckifino, but the guy coordinating the D doesn't look to be doing that, and doesn't seem to be doing much at whatever position he claims to be coaching. I'ma leave that up to Patterson. Dump Kwiatkowsky and replace him with... ? I'd go for Boom, but it seems that we already tried, and didn't throw enough buckage into the pot. Dump the Kwitter and bring on Patterson's choice. Or don't. The D looked pretty solid versus Bama, so keep 'Kowsky but absolutely stay on top of the motherfucker to run the D the way you want it.
September 26, 20223 yr On 9/24/2022 at 9:26 PM, MirrOlure said: So, what exactly does he do? Opposition scouting.
October 16, 20223 yr What The Fuck Gare ??? Phatterson supposed to help with our pass coverages -- get back to work Gare !!! 😋
October 16, 20223 yr On 9/26/2022 at 3:26 PM, JBJ said: Opposition scouting. So, he says things like that #8 on Alabama is really good?
October 16, 20223 yr On 9/24/2022 at 8:27 PM, Auto Driller said: Apparently Sark ONLY wanted him to be involved in the Alabama game. And you can bet on the TCU game as well. Both have a vested interest in it.
October 16, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said: And you can bet on the TCU game as well. Both have a vested interest in it. Looks like phat-man have have been called in for the OU game as well.
October 16, 20223 yr “Hey, Pete, c'mon in. Have a seat.” “Hey, Sark. Gary, good to see you.” “Awright, Pete, I wasn't sure you remembered him. Good.” “So, Gary, what's your position called, on the staff?” “Wow, let's see... uh, something like Deputy Assistant to the Head Coach for Unfucking Defensive Things.” “Right, yeah, that's what I thought, too... Pete, Gary has been keeping me up to date on things that are going on with the D. Some of those things don't seem to be changing, at all.” “Huh? No, Sark, the D's fine, it's all good.” “Man, I dunno, it seems like we're having trouble with some areas, like, you know, pass rushes, zone coverages with no defender within five yards of receivers, edge setters who don't set any edges...” “No, Sark, I'm not sure who could be telling you stuff like that.” “Pete, it's my own eyes. I asked Gary to help you with that stuff, and he says he's pointed out to you some pretty significant flaws in your game plans, and all you do is say 'yeah, right' and keep on doing the same stupid shit.” “Sark, listen...” “No,man, you listen. Here on out, you, me, and Gary are gonna sit down Sunday mornings. We're gonna discuss our next game and the D Plan. If you and Gary disagree, I'll decide who's got a better plan. If we pick Gary's plan, you'll run it. Agreed?” “Aw, Sark, you know I can't do that. I know what I'm doing, I don't need Gary's so-called 'help', okay?” “Yeah, Gary thought you'd say something like that. Here's your letter of resignation, just sign that and clean out your office. We're not going to dock you a penny, money's not a problem here, right? Just sign it. Or don't sign it, and you're fired. Pick one.” “Gary, you're interim DC, you wanna let the team know for me?” “You got it boss.”
October 17, 20223 yr On 10/16/2022 at 11:43 AM, Tex Long said: “Hey, Pete, c'mon in. Have a seat.” “Hey, Sark. Gary, good to see you.” “Awright, Pete, I wasn't sure you remembered him. Good.” “So, Gary, what's your position called, on the staff?” “Wow, let's see... uh, something like Deputy Assistant to the Head Coach for Unfucking Defensive Things.” “Right, yeah, that's what I thought, too... Pete, Gary has been keeping me up to date on things that are going on with the D. Some of those things don't seem to be changing, at all.” “Huh? No, Sark, the D's fine, it's all good.” “Man, I dunno, it seems like we're having trouble with some areas, like, you know, pass rushes, zone coverages with no defender within five yards of receivers, edge setters who don't set any edges...” “No, Sark, I'm not sure who could be telling you stuff like that.” “Pete, it's my own eyes. I asked Gary to help you with that stuff, and he says he's pointed out to you some pretty significant flaws in your game plans, and all you do is say 'yeah, right' and keep on doing the same stupid shit.” “Sark, listen...” “No,man, you listen. Here on out, you, me, and Gary are gonna sit down Sunday mornings. We're gonna discuss our next game and the D Plan. If you and Gary disagree, I'll decide who's got a better plan. If we pick Gary's plan, you'll run it. Agreed?” “Aw, Sark, you know I can't do that. I know what I'm doing, I don't need Gary's so-called 'help', okay?” “Yeah, Gary thought you'd say something like that. Here's your letter of resignation, just sign that and clean out your office. We're not going to dock you a penny, money's not a problem here, right? Just sign it. Or don't sign it, and you're fired. Pick one.” “Gary, you're interim DC, you wanna let the team know for me?” “You got it boss.” You should write for 9.95ers
October 17, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said: You should write for 9.95ers How do we know he doesn’t?
October 17, 20223 yr 46 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said: You should write for 9.95ers Much more fun to write for Turdeen-fiddyers.
October 17, 20223 yr On 10/16/2022 at 10:43 AM, Tex Long said: “Hey, Pete, c'mon in. Have a seat.” “Hey, Sark. Gary, good to see you.” “Awright, Pete, I wasn't sure you remembered him. Good.” “So, Gary, what's your position called, on the staff?” “Wow, let's see... uh, something like Deputy Assistant to the Head Coach for Unfucking Defensive Things.” “Right, yeah, that's what I thought, too... Pete, Gary has been keeping me up to date on things that are going on with the D. Some of those things don't seem to be changing, at all.” “Huh? No, Sark, the D's fine, it's all good.” “Man, I dunno, it seems like we're having trouble with some areas, like, you know, pass rushes, zone coverages with no defender within five yards of receivers, edge setters who don't set any edges...” “No, Sark, I'm not sure who could be telling you stuff like that.” “Pete, it's my own eyes. I asked Gary to help you with that stuff, and he says he's pointed out to you some pretty significant flaws in your game plans, and all you do is say 'yeah, right' and keep on doing the same stupid shit.” “Sark, listen...” “No,man, you listen. Here on out, you, me, and Gary are gonna sit down Sunday mornings. We're gonna discuss our next game and the D Plan. If you and Gary disagree, I'll decide who's got a better plan. If we pick Gary's plan, you'll run it. Agreed?” “Aw, Sark, you know I can't do that. I know what I'm doing, I don't need Gary's so-called 'help', okay?” “Yeah, Gary thought you'd say something like that. Here's your letter of resignation, just sign that and clean out your office. We're not going to dock you a penny, money's not a problem here, right? Just sign it. Or don't sign it, and you're fired. Pick one.” “Gary, you're interim DC, you wanna let the team know for me?” “You got it boss.” 2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said: You should write for 9.95ers
October 22, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: Kick some Cowboy ass on Homecoming Gare We’re gonna need a bigger towel.
October 23, 20223 yr On 9/21/2022 at 11:56 AM, nnm said: After watching this OSU shitfest hitting that actually sounds appealing.
October 23, 20223 yr On 9/15/2022 at 10:27 PM, FrogFan said: Remember that Patterson left TCU because, ironically, our defense was so shitty last year, and things had been mediocre for several years. Our defense is already looking much better this year. That said, I'm not at all sure that TCU can beat UT this year. Y'all sure looked salty against Bama. Fuck you you jinxing fuck
October 29, 20223 yr Bummer. I was looking forward to him in being there. Him wearing burnt orange has been triggering the frogs I know.
October 29, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Born Burnt said: Bummer. I was looking forward to him in being there. Him wearing burnt orange has been triggering the frogs I know. Pretty clearly a troll account
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