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8 hours ago, South Austin said:

dp. this borkage must end

That's what she said.

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  • Nah. Csb. I have a mutual friend with Patterson. He has no desire to be a head coach again. Hates nil and transfer. Has all the money he needs and loves Austin. He may be DC next year if sark cuts tie

  • Longboard Horn
    Longboard Horn

    Patterson coming to Austin was already a done deal before the TCU game kicked off last season.  CDC really wants you to join our staff Gary. Gary: I'm definitely interested. TCU is star

  • StassneyHorn
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    He’s not a fucking analyst, why is our fan base this regarded  He will be here, and stay here, until we stop paying semi-retirement. 2 games in and doing a great job. Loving this hire

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He is now my second favorite Fat Pat, but he's not really fat.

 

 

20 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

He is now my second favorite Fat Pat, but he's not really fat.

 

 

I think his contract requires him to work out with the defensive line, linebackers and D-backs....

3 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

I recall in the Tell Me About TCU thread, someone said this would happen. And was mildly mocked. That person deserves big time praise bestowed upon him. 

 

2 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

It was mild. “No way he takes a job here.”  I didn’t think he would either. I heard from a BMD it was largely a done deal over a month ago. 

I don't have many connections at all but could see this coming from a mile away once the initial reports that there was mutual interest came out around NSD1.

2 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

thread title should be changed since he’s actually a Longhorn.   just saying! 

Phatterson - less fat, same bitchassedness but at TCU now.

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

I don't have many connections at all but could see this coming from a mile away once the initial reports that there was mutual interest came out around NSD1.

I originally heard 11/20. 

 

6 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

 

God dammit my eyes......who made this?  It was bad when it first aired and it's worse now.  

6 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

GP: Hey, Sark, you do know I'm gonna be running your defense after I get shit canned in a couple of weeks, right?

Sark: Say, what?

Tcu folks probably will bad mouth Gare more now that he's gone...

 

2 hours ago, Nope said:

Because people are going to expect Sark to respond in some way after Bama drops 60 on us

I’d rather fire PK now and be done with it rather than watch Kansas score 50+ with a 3rd string qb (again) and then fire PK

6 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

 

 

6 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

God dammit my eyes......who made this?  It was bad when it first aired and it's worse now.  

Fuck yeah! This was cutting-edge rendering in 1999. 

7 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

 

Damn, back when the Big 12 was actually good at football, Adzillatron was an anomaly rather than the standard, and the stadium experience was more than just an enhanced bar.

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If he can channel all of that energy he had toward hating Texas into improving our defense, we might have a shot to be decent in 2022.

17 hours ago, Nope said:

Because people are going to expect Sark to respond in some way after Bama drops 60 on us

Maybe we'll drop 60 on Bama...

16 minutes ago, landman said:

Maybe we'll drop 60 on Bama...

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22 minutes ago, landman said:

Maybe we'll drop 60 on Bama...

…total yards in the second half

16 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

God dammit my eyes......who made this?  It was bad when it first aired and it's worse now.  

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Give Me a Phat Beat is the greatest thing that has ever graced our Jumbotron.  Haters can fuck right off.  They should still play it today.

1 hour ago, landman said:

Maybe we'll drop 60 on Bama...

Dropped passes.

36 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Give Me a Phat Beat is the greatest thing that has ever graced our Jumbotron.  Haters can fuck right off.  They should still play it today.

With Max Headroom hyping up the crowd.....

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18 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

God dammit my eyes......who made this?  It was bad when it first aired and it's worse now.  

I like the Star Trek proton torpedo sounds.

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21 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry but yes


(I don’t think he’s really sorry guys…)

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 


Marc’s Reply:

NO GOTDAMMIT!!    …just the longhorn Defense

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Nice zinger, Tim! 

Hadn't heard that name in a while.  Teammate of Malcom Brown.  Decent four-year player for us who had the misfortune of suiting up for the Horns during such an awful stretch of the program. 

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Any word on what Patterson will be paid?


bro, I mentioned the windbreaker and AC booth…

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Any word on what Patterson will be paid?

Phat stacks

An iPad with unlimited data and an all-you-can eat gift card at Kerbey Lane.

I will no longer be using the phrase Fatterson on Gary. Please fix our defense.

Like Brisket at a Bangles concert, he’s now our hot, sweaty mess

20 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

God dammit my eyes......who made this?  It was bad when it first aired and it's worse now.  

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1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Golden Corral gift certificates.

Guess he'll be behind Ketch at the buffet...

 

 

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5 hours ago, landman said:

Maybe we'll drop 60 on Bama...

 

5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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I will definitely be waxing off if that happens.  

I’m gruntled by this.  Only thing wrong is he’s not a Co-DC or at least some other on the field coach. 
 

He’s coached circles around any defensive coach we’ve had for many years and kicked our asses with lesser recruits.  Plus he’s a built in mid-season replacement when PK shits the bed. 

DP

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Furk. Triple post. 

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21 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Tcu folks probably will bad mouth Gare more now that he's gone...

 

There maybe some.  However he has done more than TCU football than anyone could have imagined.  After being here so long, he was getting burned out and complacent with his assistants.  Sounds like someone you had not long ago.  I think it's just human nature that when in the same job for this many years, this can happen.  However, if you are making $6 million a year, your employer expects more.  I hope he does you all a great job except in one game a year.  

On 1/19/2022 at 3:36 PM, Nope said:

Because people are going to expect Sark to respond in some way after Bama drops 60 on us

It’s unrealistic to think Sark would replace him at halftime…

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Any word on what Patterson will be paid?

For starters....

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so many questions about how much he's getting paid. we're likely paying him in pancakes while TCU pays his buyout 

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

so many questions about how much he's getting paid. we're likely paying him in pancakes while TCU pays his buyout 

Will be interesting to know how much tcu is paying Gare while he's employed at Texas.  😋

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